Ninjaman12R
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posted March 14, 2003 09:10 AM
We're even.......BIATCH!!!!!!!
Now we're even. 
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jonwright
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posted March 15, 2003 08:56 AM
Gentlemen:
If I may offer some snaps:
quote:
Step:
1. Lay the fuckin' pipe down. ( a critical step)
**I lay the pipe down on your mother. Yeah, I'm proud to be called a mother fucker, especially by you.
2. Learn How to tell time.
**I can tell you what time it is: It's about time for me to shove my dick in yer ass and show you what I do to your mother.
3. Learn WTF a calendar was invented for, then proceed to use one.
**I use it to give your mother her weekly hump.
4.Admit that Michigan sucks.
**Okay, being from the South I got nuthin' there...
5.Move to the deep south and start farming,...goat farming that is.....and maybe a little weed for medical use.
**I'll get that goat, put his rear legs down my boots and show you what I do to your mother...er, wait a minute...
6. Sell the 12R and buy a Suzuki 650 Savage,....then pipe it.
**I can kick your ass on a Savage and do it while ass fucking a goat.
7. Ride said 650 Savage to the next Gap event.
**I'd rather ride your mother...no, wait..the goat. Definately the goat. It smells better.
8. Encourage even more ridicule from Harry concerning your new "Motorcycle".
**Okay, I got nuthin' there, too.
9. Smoke Bart through the gap while astride the piped 650 Savage. Be changin' the oil in it at the store when he gets there.
**Got nuthin' there, either. All I know is that Shermanator is gonna be all over yer ass!
10.Practice using a charcoal grill,....anyone who claims to sport a nutsack between their legs should know how to operate one.......masterfully.
**I know how to masterfully use said nutsack for a teabaggin' your mother will never forget...fuck using a grill.
11. Expand your vocabulary, order a glass of "Sweet Tea" every once and awhile, use the word "fixin" more often too. You'd could start now by saying "My gimped up ass is "fixin" to quit smokin' the pipe, and would somebody please FIX me a glass of "Sweet Tea". Trust me,..... it'll do wonders for you.
**Yeah, got nuthin' there, either. Kinda agree.
12. Choke down a 40oz can of "Ninjaman Fucked Me Up".
**Yeah, it takes more than your 40oz to choke me
**You really got 40oz? More like 3oz...
Eh? Eh? Eh? What do you guys think? Like it?
Ooooo...yo mamma did! DOH!
j
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 15, 2003 09:53 AM
Impressive.......
For a gimped up goat fucker you didn't do all that bad Jon, very nice infact. You have made all your homies that rode the "short bus" to school very proud!!!!
You're not Bart's "Roomie" are you???
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harryzx-12
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posted March 15, 2003 02:33 PM
Yeah I think bart has done jonwright allnight several times. While his mother watched!
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jonwright
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posted March 17, 2003 12:21 PM
Thanks. I'd like to think that I do a good job of representing goat fuckers all over the world. Especially the French goat fuckers, and we all know there are a LOT of them.
Keep in mind that Bart is MY biatch. Hands off you butt sniffers...
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 17, 2003 02:10 PM
Bart,...A Whore????
I'm starting to think that Bart is a WHORE!!!!
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harryzx-12
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posted March 17, 2003 02:35 PM
He is!
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jonwright
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posted March 17, 2003 02:45 PM
yeah, but my biatch brings me a lot of bread.
When he comes back from DG I know I'll have a roll of dough.
He knows if he doesn't give me ALL my money I'll have to check his coochie bank.
And I keep long fingernails.
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deathpulse
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posted March 17, 2003 03:56 PM
HOLY SHIT! I just read this thread - I may be able to get some time off to actually get my poor ass excuse for a '12 rider over there! Now I just need to get a trailor for the '12... unless I can mount it on the roof rack of my Expedition... hmm....
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harryzx-12
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posted March 17, 2003 06:04 PM
Hope you make it deathpulse.
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Rocket
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posted March 25, 2003 02:40 PM
 Edited By: Rocket on 25 Mar 2003 14:41
Where's everybody staying up at the Dragon? I was planning on going over on the the original dates but I'm going to have to check on these new ones. Also, the Tail of the Dragon web site is still showing the May 9-11 dates.
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MadMike
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posted March 25, 2003 05:43 PM
what freaking weekend is it now??? thanks
Mad Mike
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ballisticzx12r
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posted March 25, 2003 06:24 PM
Mad,
It is May 11-18, hope you can make it.
bart
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jonwright
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posted April 01, 2003 08:53 PM
I might just throw my hat in the ring for this ass sniffing gathering of regular goat fookers and bus stop whores.
Now, I'm off to go tweak my suspension....
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Otis
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posted April 02, 2003 04:04 AM
Jon, you should come ride with us man, it's a great time.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 02, 2003 05:16 AM
FUCK ALL YOU BASTARDS !!!!!!!
I don't even know why I hang out with you sorry motherfuckers. None of you are worth a damn, idiots....., morons,...a bunch of hooligans. I hate everyone of you bastards....
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Scooter
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posted April 02, 2003 06:00 AM
Here's something for your hillbilly asses to amuse yourselves with while your down there.... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2919341031&category=1277
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ballisticzx12r
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posted April 02, 2003 06:27 AM
Scooter,
Harry and RIck don't need it. They are rather funny kind of like to baboons with big red asses, the play with all day long.
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harryzx-12
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posted April 02, 2003 08:07 AM
That's why we like you so much then oh face of a baboons ass and breath of a camel also know as bart "I'll take one to the jaws" Ballistic.
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jonwright
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posted April 02, 2003 08:50 AM
Bart, I might gather from your last post that you might visit the zoo to watch red baboon asses. You are amused by that? Yeow.
The horny goat weed trick, eh? I hear that makes one wish to fook a goat (hey, I just read that on some board - er, well, some dude told me that...).
Scooter, what the hell you doin' shopping for that stuff anyway???
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Scooter
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posted April 03, 2003 04:47 AM
jw, if I remember correctly, it seems Rick used to have a little problem...... Look Here
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harryzx-12
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posted April 03, 2003 04:50 AM
Rick the sheep boy. I caught him with barts sheepskin jacket once.He was all bowed up on it and now I know why!!!
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Scooter
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posted April 03, 2003 04:55 AM
Harry, you still sing that song late at night after everyone goes to sleep?.....Song
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 03, 2003 05:11 AM
Edited By: Ninjaman12R on 3 Apr 2003 06:10
Scooter you piece of monkey shit !!!!!
Scooter, I SO hope you make one of the gap trips this year. My foot has a date with the crack of yer ass Jr. !!!! Man I forgot about you burning me with that damned sheep crap!!! You fucker. Hey send me yer home addy again. I need to send you yer charger before a freakin' year goes by!!!  Still got it @ home on the desk, it's one of the few things the ex didn't take!!!
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