Ninjaman12R
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posted February 27, 2003 03:57 PM
I hope......
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well see guys but dont look good otis if i do make it's ASS
bri,
Man I hope you do make it.I'll video you beatin' Otis' punk ass out if in front of the cabin.  You need to make it if at all possible.
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ballisticzx12r
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posted February 27, 2003 04:15 PM
He O suckula
Otis,
You crack head, I don't care either way it would seem like this is going to be a repeat of last year. I fucking liked that trip, beside we have sperm I mean sherm to watch dog this trip.
Bri,
I'll call you soon, I'm sorry you arent't going to be able to make it.
Bart
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TurboBlew
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posted February 27, 2003 07:55 PM
Im gonna make this lovefest...regardless.
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LUCKY12
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posted February 27, 2003 08:25 PM
TurboBlew,It great to hear you are going to make another dg trip.Once again the cat you need to watch out for are riding the green 12. So check your six on every ride.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted February 28, 2003 04:30 AM
Wear Your Steel Underware............
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Im gonna make this lovefest...regardless.
Cool!!! Glad to hear you're gonna make it Steve. I may need some help with all these hooligans. Being the only "Calm, cool & collected" individual in this group has its' disadvantages.
Seriously, we'll have an awesome time.
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Otis
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posted February 28, 2003 05:15 AM
"Being the only "Calm, cool & collected" individual in this group has its' disadvantages."
Oh, man that's funny. You're about as calm and cool as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. LMAO
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Ninjaman12R
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posted February 28, 2003 05:35 AM
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ballisticzx12r
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posted February 28, 2003 06:41 AM
Turbo,
We should have soom room in the "Smackhouse" for you.
I'll let you know soon.
Bart
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racerx
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posted March 11, 2003 12:40 AM
whens the next meet?
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kzz1
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posted March 11, 2003 11:14 PM
Why was the dates changed??????????
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 12, 2003 09:10 AM
Rehab....
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Why was the dates changed??????????
Otis' rehab stint created a conflict with the original date. What is he going to be in rehab for.....you may ask???? He is suffering from acute CRS, (Can't remember shit ) and has been quite the "Fuck Up" here lately. 
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ballisticzx12r
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posted March 12, 2003 10:38 AM
A-Men
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harryzx-12
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posted March 12, 2003 02:58 PM
Yeah!
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Otis
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posted March 13, 2003 04:34 AM
YEAH! WHAT HE SAID! < sniffing superglue >
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 13, 2003 06:24 AM
Gas....
I've been huffing gas lately. It packs a much more intense buzz than the "Durabond". I don't think it has as many harmful side effects either, I'm still perfectly normal.
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Otis
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posted March 13, 2003 06:30 AM
Yeah, normal like Micheal Jackson.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 13, 2003 07:47 AM
Beat it..........
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Yeah, normal like Micheal Jackson.
Atleast I can tell time and read a calendar motherfucker!!!! 
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LUCKY12
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posted March 13, 2003 11:17 AM
DAN Otis are you going to take that shit.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 13, 2003 05:23 PM
Yeah he'll take it............
Yeah, he'll take it and like it. The Crack smokin' MF needs to enter into a 12 step program. I'd say something like this would benefit the boy in many o' ways.
Step:
1. Lay the fuckin' pipe down. ( a critical step)
2. Learn How to tell time.
3. Learn WTF a calendar was invented for, then proceed to use one.
4.Admit that Michigan sucks.
5.Move to the deep south and start farming,...goat farming that is.....and maybe a little weed for medical use.
6. Sell the 12R and buy a Suzuki 650 Savage,....then pipe it.
7. Ride said 650 Savage to the next Gap event.
8. Encourage even more ridicule from Harry concerning your new "Motorcycle".
9. Smoke Bart through the gap while astride the piped 650 Savage. Be changin' the oil in it at the store when he gets there.
10.Practice using a charcoal grill,....anyone who claims to sport a nutsack between their legs should know how to operate one.......masterfully.
11. Expand your vocabulary, order a glass of "Sweet Tea" every once and awhile, use the word "fixin" more often too. You'd could start now by saying "My gimped up ass is "fixin" to quit smokin' the pipe, and would somebody please FIX me a glass of "Sweet Tea". Trust me,..... it'll do wonders for you.
12. Choke down a 40oz can of "Ninjaman Fucked Me Up".
Otis, above lies your key to a better life. It's up to you to make it happen.
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posted March 14, 2003 03:24 AM
DaMMMMMMMNnnnnnn!!!
Somebody call the fire dept Ninjaman just smoked Otis!!!:d and where there's smoke there's fire.
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Otis
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posted March 14, 2003 04:21 AM
I began this program a couple weeks ago. Here are the results.
Step:
1. Lay the fuckin' pipe down. ( a critical step).
**I do, every night to your mama!, DOH"**
2. Learn How to tell time.
**I have, Alli taught me, and she said it's time to bust a cap in your hillbilly ass!**
3. Learn WTF a calendar was invented for, then proceed to use one.
**This one is more difficult cause all the boxes confuse me. But I have learned what one day means. May 14th, the day I'm gonna kick your ass before I bust a cap in it.**
4.Admit that Michigan sucks.
**I don't need this part, I've known it for years. But there is one good thing about Michigan, the woman have brains here, unlike the Volunteer state.**
5.Move to the deep south and start farming,...goat farming that is.....and maybe a little weed for medical use.
**If you'll look at YOUR calanader, you'll see I'm signed up for your class in April.**
6. Sell the 12R and buy a Suzuki 650 Savage,....then pipe it.
**Looked into this last week. I'm sorry but it's against my life contract to own a Suzuki.**
7. Ride said 650 Savage to the next Gap event.
**SEE # 6**
8. Encourage even more ridicule from Harry concerning your new "Motorcycle".
**Harry will be always be too busy with his johnson stuck down your throat to me messing with me.**
9. Smoke Bart through the gap while astride the piped 650 Savage. Be changin' the oil in it at the store when he gets there.
**Bart will be unbeatable on anything I ride now that he has the Bat12 and is taking racing classes taught by Rossi.**
10.Practice using a charcoal grill,....anyone who claims to sport a nutsack between their legs should know how to operate one.......masterfully.
**Sorry, my family has already came out of the stone age, we use gas grill.**
11. Expand your vocabulary, order a glass of "Sweet Tea" every once and awhile, use the word "fixin" more often too. You'd could start now by saying "My gimped up ass is "fixin" to quit smokin' the pipe, and would somebody please FIX me a glass of "Sweet Tea". Trust me,..... it'll do wonders for you.
**Sweet tea is for fags and I already say fixin, at least for the 2 months after I spend a week with you fucks.**
12. Choke down a 40oz can of "Ninjaman Fucked Me Up".
**Don't you mean a shot?**
Harry the only fire is in your pants cause Ricks lips has scabs, they don't rub as smooth anymore do they?
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 14, 2003 05:26 AM
Retread......
Surely you can do better than that Otis.
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Otis
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posted March 14, 2003 05:32 AM
< head down, kicking the dirt > It's all I've got this morning man, my wit is still sleeping. Alli has two more teeth coming in on the top and that makes for NO sleep for the family. Sorry dude, I'll try to punish you more severly next time, K?
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 14, 2003 07:32 AM
Don't sweat it.........
Just call me a motherfucker and we'll be about even.
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Otis
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posted March 14, 2003 08:34 AM
motherfucker
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