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posted March 26, 2004 11:45 AM
Harry I called you yesterday and left a message with a woman, did ya get the message and just not want to call me? Bastige.
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Hells Dark Lord

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posted March 26, 2004 01:00 PM
Chris, I changed my vacation days to go from the 10th-23rd of May.....I will be in Myrtle Beach from the 10th through the 14th, then in GA the 15th-17th, up at DG from the 18th-22nd, and head back home the morning the 23rd....that is the tenative plan right now, if my vacation gets approved at work.....
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posted March 26, 2004 01:15 PM
Sounds good Jim, I'll look forward to seeing you again, is your wife coming this time?
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posted March 26, 2004 01:27 PM
yes she will be there....she has to go to Ft Gordon GA for training for the first 2 weeks of May, so I will pick her up on the 14th up there and head to savannah.....
Cant wait to see all you crazy bastidges again......
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posted March 26, 2004 01:43 PM
Who youz calling crazy? Now lil' ol me. It's them fucking redneck bastard that are crazy.
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posted March 26, 2004 01:47 PM
lol....got that shit right C.....espicially that Ninja fukr, he aint right.....hey Chris, you ever notice how that southern accent makes a person sound like he has lost 10 IQ points.......lol
Not saying they are stupid, but dam the things that accent makes ya think about a guy......lol
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posted March 26, 2004 04:44 PM
Attention HDL.....
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Hells Dark Lord

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posted March 26, 2004 05:50 PM
right back at ya Rick......lol
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posted March 27, 2004 05:37 AM
Dear HDL:
That's pretty funny coming from a Georgia gooch gobbler.
Sit and spin, mother fucker
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posted March 27, 2004 06:05 AM
hey there you Arkansas turd muncher...I aint from GA, adn dont even live there you freaking redneck, knuckledraggin, jizz dribbling, salad tossing, Arkansas choad chompin bitch.....so open yourself a a can of STFU and enjoy.......lol
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posted March 28, 2004 05:55 PM
bump....
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posted March 30, 2004 04:34 AM
bump...
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posted March 30, 2004 05:37 AM
hey Mark here are those maps I was telling you about....my first time using this scanner so forgive the size and resolution of the pics.....


here are a few maps....for all of you that were wondering where Deals Gap is.......tailofthedragon.com
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posted April 02, 2004 05:36 AM
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posted April 04, 2004 07:26 PM
So far we have the following ...
- Super Queer Love Shack #1 with Otis, NinjaDildo, and Richard Simmons bitch Mike
-Regular Queer Love Shack #2 with Lucky and Roger
-Super Duper Fucking A Cool Cabin #3 with Turbo(doesnt fuck dogs)Blew and Matt Sterbator (and possibly Harriet)
-Cabin 4?????
-Cabin 5- Probably HDLs Amatuer Gay Porn Lodge.
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Otis

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posted April 05, 2004 03:07 AM
That's cool. Harry is staying with us though.
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posted April 05, 2004 03:19 AM
TurboDogFucker
When May arrives be prepared for a ASS WHOOPIN' boy.
Stupid bastard.................
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posted April 05, 2004 03:46 AM
Quoted for historical purposes....lol
quote: That's cool. Harry is staying with us though cause we need a useless fuck sack to gobble our semen and tease our testicles with his tongue.
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posted April 05, 2004 03:48 AM
Why do I suspect Cabin 1 occupants will be hanging around Cabin 5... ALOT? :confused
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posted April 05, 2004 04:47 AM
Attention TDF
You keep runnin' that dick sucker and I'd imagine you'll be hangin' around our cabin a lot. Hangin' from one of the trees that is, with a custom made necktie.
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posted April 05, 2004 05:30 AM
Custom made necktie= Made of of a combination of your tongue and your hemmoroids.
I will be staying at cabin #2 with rick,chris& mike. I will be visiting The dogfucker cabin for blowjobs and to get my salad tossed as required!
If I go up early I will be staying at the dogfuckers cabin till sunday night. You need to put a muzzle on the dogs so the noise doesn't keep me up at night and remember I sleep with my gun!
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posted April 05, 2004 01:44 PM
and in cabin 5 HDL's amature gay porn, starring the world renowned salad tosser him self, Turbodogfukr.
Featureevents include, Turbodogfukr and his marathon blowjob fest, where he will try and break the world record for the most blowjobs given in a single day. He will also put on a class for all those interested to show his world famous salad tossing techniques.....
Admission for this is free...use of Turbodogfukrs ass, or his lips will cost you a small fee. Those attending their first DG event will receive a 20% discount.....Cum one cum all, and witness the 8th wonder of the world, Turbodogfukr and his turbo mouth.....
Now Steve, sit down shut up and act like the good little biatch you should be.....lol
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posted April 05, 2004 01:58 PM
quote: Featureevents include, Turbodogfukr and his marathon blowjob fest, where he will try and break the world record for the most blowjobs given in a single day. He will also put on a class for all those interested to show his world famous salad tossing techniques.....
Admission for this is free...use of Turbodogfukrs ass, or his lips will cost you a small fee. Those attending their first DG event will receive a 20% discount.....Cum one cum all, and witness the 8th wonder of the world, Turbodogfukr and his turbo mouth.....
I dunno, he's gonna have a hard time breaking Rick's cum guzzling record, and from what I understand, Harriet the ass jockey has been doing some dyno tuning on his hemmoroid licking skills so he can get the big juicy ones down his gullet. HDL = valaDICKtorian of Professor Dogfukr's first semi-ANALual class.
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posted April 05, 2004 02:04 PM
Edited By: Hells Dark Lord on 5 Apr 2004 15:05
and that made you the Slutotorian then eh Mattthe ball licker? And now we know how Mat stays so flexible, he stretches theose muscles everytime he bends over and grabs his ankles.......hey Matt, is that cream that Turbodogfukr gave you helping with those calouses you have on your knees?
No sit down and be the good little bitch you are Matt, and enjoy your can of STFU......lmfao
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posted April 05, 2004 02:39 PM
Matt is it true you have a dog costume for halloween and you and turbo go dressed as a couple of dogs locked up?
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