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posted March 11, 2010 08:49 PM
Dont spent to much time on your bike
You will loose your wife!
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08 ZX14, 2010 Persimmon Red bodywork.
Flies pulled, 16-42, BMC street, 8" extensions, drag shock, cut pan, Cycle Concepts Drag Pack and springs, muzzy m14 w/ oval can, lowered, Shinco usoft rear, pcv with autotune, leightweight Shori 18ah battery, throttle meister. 500lbs at bandimeres scales with half tank of juice.
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posted March 11, 2010 09:01 PM
LOL...The last girl who told me not to spend so much time on my bike is gone! I kicked her to the curb! The bike was here before her and is still here. Women come and go and your bike NEVER talks back, unlike a BITCH!
It just goes to show ya..You gotta hit it and quit it..LOL
Theres plenty of FISH in the sea boys...
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3000psi and falling
Zone Head
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posted March 11, 2010 09:03 PM
Good advice.
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Flies pulled, 16-42, BMC street, 8" extensions, drag shock, cut pan, Cycle Concepts Drag Pack and springs, muzzy m14 w/ oval can, lowered, Shinco usoft rear, pcv with autotune, leightweight Shori 18ah battery, throttle meister. 500lbs at bandimeres scales with half tank of juice.
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zixxer14

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posted March 11, 2010 10:42 PM
quote: You will loose your wife!
Do you speak from experience?
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TooHype

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posted March 11, 2010 11:19 PM
If a Woman isnt Already Crazy.....She isnt Far From It !!!
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Go Hard or Go Home !!....2007 Diablo Black ZX-14, BMC Race Filter, Brock's Alien Head, Brock's Radial Mount Strap, PClll with Custom Map, Flies removed, Muzzy fan, Muzzy lowering links, Muzzy Fender Eliminator, 16/41, Speedohealer, Stretched 6", Lowered 3" IN GOD I TRUST !......If You’re a Hater….KILLYASELF !!
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Douglas Home
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posted March 11, 2010 11:28 PM
With a bike like a 14, I'm sure you will end up happy forever!
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INTIMIDA2OR

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posted March 12, 2010 01:04 AM
quote: With a bike like a 14, I'm sure you will end up happy forever!
+1!
Also bikes get jealous so if you have 2 or more please pay them all equal attention cause they tend to get tempermental ...
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LAB3

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posted March 12, 2010 03:47 AM
Wow did I get Lucky. My wife helps me move the furniture so I can polish on the wheels in the
living room. And she has a Great job. :-) got to train them right when they are young lol :-)
This winter I was setting on the 14 in the living room watching sports and waxing the 14. Our German Shepard gives me the WTF look, the 14 was in his way to the front door.
Louis
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zxbob

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posted March 12, 2010 04:24 AM
Not when you got a wife that rides with you !

Bob
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woppi

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posted March 12, 2010 05:44 AM
" if it has wheels or titts - sometimes you will get troubles "
more troubles with the titts
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Superman T

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posted March 12, 2010 06:44 AM
Factoring everything that we socialize with our mates, the ZX is only part of life. Even though a significant other might claim it's the, "bike" as to why they would leave. It must be more to the picture then this(IMHO). It does help if your mate loves what your hobbies are and supports you.
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bgordon
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posted March 12, 2010 07:16 AM
You are one lucky dude, bob... -bg
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SteveWFL

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posted March 12, 2010 07:37 AM
Edited By: SteveWFL on 12 Mar 2010 15:38
for some of us, not having a wife is a very nice. and if you hang with the right ones, they bring their own bikes anyway (even though some may be gixxers!)
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SixSixoh6

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posted March 12, 2010 07:53 AM
for sure, my woman def reads my streetbike mags more than i do!!!
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2006 ZX-14: Murdered out, in the dirt, extended, sprayed, air shifted, geared--GONE
2009 ZX-14 SE--has two wheels and an engine
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Shane661

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posted March 12, 2010 08:25 AM
quote: You will loose your wife!
So, is this a suggested technique or not??
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3000psi and falling
Zone Head
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posted March 12, 2010 09:04 AM
quote:
quote: You will loose your wife!
Do you speak from experience?
Yep, it was the main reason.
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08 ZX14, 2010 Persimmon Red bodywork.
Flies pulled, 16-42, BMC street, 8" extensions, drag shock, cut pan, Cycle Concepts Drag Pack and springs, muzzy m14 w/ oval can, lowered, Shinco usoft rear, pcv with autotune, leightweight Shori 18ah battery, throttle meister. 500lbs at bandimeres scales with half tank of juice.
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eklipse636

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posted March 12, 2010 09:06 AM
I guess i got lucky, my wife comes to the track with me 99% of the time. She gets tired of it on those days were there for 16-20 hours but she deals with it. Even though she bitches sometimes when i spend more time washing it than I do her car!
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3000psi and falling
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posted March 12, 2010 09:43 AM
I think its just an excuse. Time to start meeting new upgraded models I guess.
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08 ZX14, 2010 Persimmon Red bodywork.
Flies pulled, 16-42, BMC street, 8" extensions, drag shock, cut pan, Cycle Concepts Drag Pack and springs, muzzy m14 w/ oval can, lowered, Shinco usoft rear, pcv with autotune, leightweight Shori 18ah battery, throttle meister. 500lbs at bandimeres scales with half tank of juice.
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SixSixoh6

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posted March 12, 2010 10:29 AM
like zxbob said, gotta get one that rides with you, or respects your passion for motorcycles.
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2009 ZX-14 SE--has two wheels and an engine
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INTIMIDA2OR

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posted March 12, 2010 11:55 AM
quote: Wow did I get Lucky. My wife helps me move the furniture so I can polish on the wheels in the
living room. And she has a Great job. :-) got to train them right when they are young lol :-)
This winter I was setting on the 14 in the living room watching sports and waxing the 14. Our German Shepard gives me the WTF look, the 14 was in his way to the front door.
Louis
That's too cool!
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SixSixoh6

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posted March 12, 2010 12:09 PM
quote:
quote: Wow did I get Lucky. My wife helps me move the furniture so I can polish on the wheels in the
living room. And she has a Great job. :-) got to train them right when they are young lol :-)
This winter I was setting on the 14 in the living room watching sports and waxing the 14. Our German Shepard gives me the WTF look, the 14 was in his way to the front door.
Louis
now thats a woman!!!
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SteveWFL

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posted March 12, 2010 12:25 PM
Top reasons motorcycles are better than wives (there are many more)
Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
Motorcycles' curves never sag.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the
old one is really worn.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy
Motorcycle magazines.
New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them,
you don't get them.
If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics
to correct it.
You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register
your Motorcycle.
You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist
and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
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INTIMIDA2OR

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posted March 12, 2010 01:42 PM
Well I agree with everything but I beg to differ with the statement that " motorcycles curves never sag."
This one did and then some
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INTIMIDA2OR

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posted March 12, 2010 01:45 PM
quote:
quote:
quote: Wow did I get Lucky. My wife helps me move the furniture so I can polish on the wheels in the
living room. And she has a Great job. :-) got to train them right when they are young lol :-)
This winter I was setting on the 14 in the living room watching sports and waxing the 14. Our German Shepard gives me the WTF look, the 14 was in his way to the front door.
Louis
now thats a woman!!!
No shit! The most mine will do is ride everywhere I go with me or suggest an idea for a ride lol!
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INTIMIDA2OR

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posted March 12, 2010 01:49 PM
quote: for sure, my woman def reads my streetbike mags more than i do!!!
that's pretty funny man !
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