1badzx12r
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posted March 01, 2010 05:50 PM
zx14 taxes
At first I thought this was TO BE funny...BUT Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom...'
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Privilege Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
So Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Use Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the Most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the World, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'
And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?!?!?!?
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help it Get there!!!!
GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN !!!!!!
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smokehouse4444
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posted March 01, 2010 05:59 PM
Abso FRICKIN lutely!!!
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smokinZX14
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posted March 01, 2010 06:04 PM
Damn ....He hit the nail on the head ...
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BIG BLUE_ZX14
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posted March 01, 2010 06:29 PM
Don't forget...
Early Distribution Tax
Debt Forgiveness Tax
Gift Tax
Value Added Tax
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1badzx12r
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posted March 01, 2010 06:47 PM
police taxing
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bad ass 14
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posted March 02, 2010 05:58 AM
Get this, if u live in Jersey and move outta the state, they get u with a leaving the state exit tax. How f***ed up is dat!
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posted March 02, 2010 07:36 AM
quote:
Get this, if u live in Jersey and move outta the state, they get u with a leaving the state exit tax. How f***ed up is dat!
Wow!
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1badzx12r
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posted March 02, 2010 06:27 PM
quote:
Get this, if u live in Jersey and move outta the state, they get u with a leaving the state exit tax. How f***ed up is dat!
THEY JUST HAVE TO HUNT ME DOWN TO COLLECT ON THAT ONE
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1badvespa1400cc
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posted March 03, 2010 07:06 AM
wowwwwww!!!!!!!!
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mokaw
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posted March 03, 2010 08:01 AM
Taxes and foreign oil dependency. It's getting worse all the time. Why does this country need oil from the Middle East? In North Dakota and Montana there's an area called The Bakken Formation. It's estimated there are over 3 billion barrels of oil there. The Shale Oil Formation - Green River Region in Colorado, Utah, and Wyoming is estimated at 1.2 trillion to 2 trillion barrels of oil. That's 8 times more than Saudi Arabia has. Why isn't this made public through the media?
Taxes and foreign oil. That's the way it is here. I think there are some powerful people somewhere that are trying to bankrupt the United States so we are forced to join the New World Order.
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biker
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posted March 03, 2010 06:38 PM
Priveledge to work tax ...as I recall Pennsalvania. WTF!!!
New Hampshire" LIVE FREE OR DIE"
Taxation without Representation...REVOLUTION!!! DO WE NEED TO DO IT AGAIN?
AND OF COURSE THE WORST TAX...SPEEDING!! TICKETS ARE JUST A REVENUE FOR THE STATES AND TOWNS....FUCK THE MAN
DONT PAY YOUR TAXES....
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1badzx12r
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posted March 04, 2010 04:37 AM
i'm with you .. we just got to get everybody to quit paying taxes .. and then them politicians are fukked state ,local, Federal ,school boards ..
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Hellmutt
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posted March 04, 2010 05:09 AM
So.......basically..........we'll always have a payment coming out of our checks no matter how well our credit score looks - no matter what kind of medical bills we face - no matter how disabled we are - no matter how many wars we fight for this country - no matter how much money we make or don't make - no matter what........always going to be taxed. Makes me want to sell everything, build a cabin in the mountains, and grow/kill all my food!! The white man wins again thanks to his domineeringly designed government!! Once we're out of money then the next step, communism!
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