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posted September 03, 2008 11:47 AM
 Edited By: rich s on 3 Sep 2008 16:14
Need Advice...HELP!!!
Hey guys and gals. I know I am new here but I got a huge problem I need your advice on. I have had my ZX-14 for a few weeks now and have been putting my own touch on it to make it mine. In my haste, I stripped out the bolt holding one of the bar ends on. Just as I am steaming mad, my buddy comes over with his bike. My wife was home so the three of us visited for a while. My buddy has a Harley and I was wondering if the ride was more comfortable for the passenger. He took my wife for a short ride and she thought the two rides were comparable for her.
The next day I looked at the cell phone and saw that he called during the day while I was at work. I asked my wife what he wanted and she said he was just seeing if he left his jacket at our house. I thought this was strange so I looked at the phone later and saw that the call lasted for almost an hour. I trust my wife so I left it alone. We have been married for almost 11 years and she means everything to me. We have three great kids and have the best relationship a guy could ask for. I must have done something right to get a girl like her.
When I got home from work the next day, I was in the basement and saw his coat there. I know that coat was not there the day before. I thought I was just being paranoid so I called him and told him I had found his coat. He came over and everything appeared to be alright. I felt dumb for getting so worked up over nothing. We got three kids for goodness sake. She had been there for me through the thick and thin. I did not think anything more of it.
Last Thursday I got up to go to work and got half way there and realized I had forgotten my lunch. I turned around and when I was a block away from my house I saw my buddy pulling into my garage on his Harley. I could have cried. I did not know what to do so I went to work. My life is falling apart right before my eyes. I shared this with one of my co-workers and he said to not jump to conclusions and to get proof. My boss got involved and told me to take Friday off to straighten it out.
Friday morining I told my wife my co-worker was picking me up since it might rain. He pulled in the driveway and then left. I stayed in the garage and hid behind my wifes car. Sure enough, within 1/2 hour my so called friend shows up. My wife comes out and meets him in the garage and shuts the door. My heart was pounding as I watched. I could not see them so I got a bit closer and hid behing my ZX-14. Sure enough, there they were making out. My heart sank and I thought of our children. I put my head down as the tears ran down my face. In the midst of my tears I looked up and saw that stripped out bolt in my bar end. Here is where I need help, what is the easiest way to get that out?? Should I just drill it out or is there an easier way? PLEASE HELP, I just made some new ends and I really want to put them on 
  
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ratbyk
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posted September 03, 2008 02:54 PM
Re-tap the bar ends and try again.
Then shove the tap up your buddies ass and spin it with a drill!!!
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1badzx12r
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posted September 03, 2008 03:31 PM
I'll come get the bolt out after i break one off in ur old lady....
looks like you don't mind since you didn't smash the Harley and friend
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eklipse636
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posted September 03, 2008 04:08 PM
fuck his ass up and then put ur wife out... women... what a "good ol buddy" he is...
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Hurricane
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posted September 03, 2008 04:22 PM
I am not sure what you mean by stripped out. If its stripped then you need to drill it out and re-tap it. If ts broken then get an easy out kit to remove it.
So does your wife know you know?
Tell your so called friend, you just found out you got Herpes... 
Good luck.
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eklipse636
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posted September 03, 2008 04:27 PM
lol!
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smokehouse4444
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posted September 03, 2008 04:41 PM
LOL
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rich s
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posted September 03, 2008 04:51 PM
It is just a joke my buddy told me. Nothing true about it lol. He almost had me in tears when he was telling it to me but then he hit me with the ending. I was laughing so had I almost pissed myself!
I like the Herpes comment, I will have to remember it in case it ever does happen
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obba
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posted September 03, 2008 05:43 PM
Don't blame me Tichs started it..
A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New
York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman
boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward
his seat and bingo – she took the seat right beside him.
'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or vacation?'
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going to
the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States.'
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your
business role at this convention?' 'Lecturer,' she responded.'I use
my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'
'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are those?'
'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American
men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all
categories are the Irish.'
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,'
she said. 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even
know your name!'
'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me
Paddy.'
AND:::
An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You going die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. At sundown third day, you die. What first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the back. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comesback with a naked blonde.
She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man... only think one thing." The second day, the chief says, "What wish today?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the back. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.
The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man going die tomorrow ... can only think one thing." The last day comes, and the chief says, "This last wish, white man. What want?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells,
"Read my lips you idiot! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"
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kawasakijockey
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posted September 03, 2008 06:23 PM
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Re-tap the bar ends and try again.
Then shove the tap up your buddies ass and spin it with a drill!!!
I almost pissed my pants when I read this.LOL
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Hurricane
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posted September 03, 2008 06:33 PM
OK, you guys started it!
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, ''Who is this?''
''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.
'We don't have a maid,'' says the man.
The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''
The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''
The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''
The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?''
The maid says, ''What will I have to do?''
The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.''
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?''
The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.''
Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.''
A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?''
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smokinzx14
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posted September 03, 2008 07:44 PM
I was never upset that my first wife cheated on me , I was pisses off because i didn't think of it first .... True story ...
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stevewfl
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posted September 03, 2008 08:41 PM
rich s, the guy with the harley apparently proved he is good at drilling, have him take a break on the wife and fix your bike
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