jeff martin
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posted September 27, 2007 02:48 PM
Just a joke, last one
The inventor of the Harley, Arthur Davidson, Died and went to heaven. At the gates, St peter told arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world,Your reward is, You can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, " I want to hang out with God. " St. Peter took artuhur to the throne room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented. "Okay, so you were the one who invented the harley davidson motorcycle, eh ?
Arthur said, "Yeah, That's Me.."
God commented: "Well, Whats the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, Makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road ?
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of a women ?
God said, "Ah yes"
Well," said arthur, "professional to professional" you have also some major design flaws in your invention:
Number one: There's too much inconsistency in the front- end protrusion
Number two: it chatters constantly
Number Three: Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
Number four: The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
Number five: and the maintenance costs are outrageous !!
"Hmmmmm" You may have some good points there, "replied God, " Hold On"
God went to his super computer, Typed ina few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, It may be true that my invention is flawed" God said to arthur,
"But according to these numbers, More men are riding my invention than yours.
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jeff martin
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posted October 02, 2007 02:39 PM
Dont get me wrong i support....American jobs when i can...But hell buildt me a harley that does everything well or even close,,,Then i will buy it !!!
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