smokinZX14
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posted December 03, 2006 11:46 AM
 Edited By: smokinZX14 on 3 Dec 2006 14:09
Funny story from my childhood ..
iflyphi and myself have been PMing each other because we found out we are from the same home town in North Ca. From taking to him about the old days i was reminded about something myself and a friend did that still makes me laugh when i think about it ... Hope you like it ...
About 1969 i was 13 years old and i had a friend named Greg that was about a year younger than me .. Well Greg would steal smokes from his dad and then we would hurry off and find a place to smoke them without getting caught.....
One place that we found was a self service car wash next to a Tastey Freez (iflyphi Knows that place i'm talking about )  Anyway we would go into the car wash and climb to the top above the part that drags fiber curtin across the top of your car as you rolled though.... One day setting there like a couple of birds on a power line Greg tells me he has to take a dump... Before i could say a word down comes Greg pants , at the same time a car starts coming into the car wash.....Greg bears down just as the car gets right under us...For some reason the owner of the car looks up and sees us above him ..This hasnever happened before so i was shocked to see this guy looking right at us, or should i say he was looking right at Gregs ass as he dropped a turd right on the guys windshield !!!!!
Ok if that's not enough the fiber curtin is moving back and forth is wiping the turd all over the guys windshield, roof and deck lid !!!!! Ok it gets worse , the guy is trying to get out of his car and come after us, he is yelling and screaming like a mad man !!!! and the car is still in gear and moving the hole time.... We made like rabbits and got out of there as fast as possible ...He didn't find us but we did see him driving around trying to find us ...He was easy to spot with that brown racing stripe running down his car... I still to this day have a big smile on my face when i think about the look on that guys face ...lol...
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BrooklynNYZX12
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posted December 03, 2006 12:57 PM
thats a funny story,reminds me of a story when my buddy shit up a diner bathroom near Englishtown.He was afraid to sit on the seat so he was surfin.He missed the target and decided to walk around and dump like a horse in the bathroom.He comes back to the table and says"lets pay the bill and get the fuck outta here now"!! Needless to say we never went to Ang n Gus' diner again
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posted December 03, 2006 02:28 PM
Man smokin if I come to visit you I may want to bring some bail momey with me LOL.
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posted December 03, 2006 02:37 PM
....and one time at band camp.... 
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smokinZX14
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posted December 03, 2006 04:58 PM
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Man smokin if I come to visit you I may want to bring some bail momey with me LOL.
Yup bail money would be a good idea ...lol....
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posted December 03, 2006 06:34 PM
Nothing like a good shit story LOL:d
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posted December 08, 2006 07:17 PM
Greg said you were the turd dropper
I never thought I would hear this story any where else.
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posted December 08, 2006 11:00 PM
I will never think of the car wash the same again++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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posted December 08, 2006 11:02 PM
guess that was the full treatment. hey mister did you want the wax job with that and the blow dry???????????????
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smokinZX14
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posted December 09, 2006 09:25 AM
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Greg said you were the turd dropper
I never thought I would hear this story any where else.
Could be and i'm not telling .... anyway ask Greg about the log he dropped at the Honeywell games... If he will not tell you tell him i will post it here for all to read lol lol ...
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