vegasdude
Zone Head
Posts: 821
|
posted August 27, 2006 06:42 PM
Another Harley Story
Subject: A Horse & A Chicken
>
>
>>
>>>On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
>>>together.
>>>
>>>One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
>>>sink.
>>>
>>>Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
>>>farmer
>>>for help!
>>>
>>>Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched
>>>and
>>>searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with
>>>the only tractor.
>>>
>>>Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
>>>
>>>Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of
>>>rope
>>>hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>>>
>>>Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
>>>arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
>>>rope
>>>the chicken tossed to him.
>>>
>>>After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
>>>chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike,
>>>rescued the horse!
>>>
>>>Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
>>>the
>>>farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
>>>
>>>The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
>>>Pals.
>>>
>>>A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
>>>began
>>>to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>>>
>>>The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
>>>
>>>Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and
>>>he
>>>would then lift him out of the pit.
>>>
>>>The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving
>>>his
>>>life.
>>>
>>>The moral of the story?
>>>"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
>>>Chicks"
  
|
HOME
NEW TOPIC
