Sikorsky
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posted September 11, 2003 09:23 PM
Define a dirt poser.
We know all about the street posers who do nothing more than hang out at coffee shops in full leathers and trailer the bikes any distance over 300km. But what about the off-road/dual purpose kind of poser?
Maybe it is the lawyer/doctor R1150GS owner who dresses up in full BMW off road gear in order to go get the paper on Saturday morning. Or the guy who buys the CRF450 and putters around the track with ever airing out a single jump.
Whatever your definition as long as the person is riding the bike more than once a month at least he is riding. My definition would be some one who bought a WR250F (while making someone else test ride it in the -35C weather) and then only taking it out twice in the past 4 months.
How about it newbusa? Up to some riding in Terrace this Sunday or are you going to give some "I've been riding 3 weeks straight" excuse.
Weather is supposed to be beautiful and a KLX may be showing up. Of course you can always break out the S100 and wash the Wing, polish the bus and dust the WR. That would be too bad because the BRP is just aching to beat up on that smurf machine of yours!
  
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newbusa
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posted September 13, 2003 04:37 PM
Your on chicken lips!!!I have only rode 7000km in the last 2 weeks so i kinda got to have a little bike time  I will bring my tow rope so i can pull you pussies out of them bogs
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BLUEBALLS
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posted September 15, 2003 08:01 AM
Video please.
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Newbusa
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posted September 15, 2003 10:25 AM
Said pussies jammed out But we are on for next sunday,Including Dwayne Buffet.He will be riding my DR350 Real riders come from a dirt background,But i guess you don't know that ,Right?
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BLUEBALLS
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posted September 15, 2003 02:25 PM
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Real riders come from a dirt background,But i guess you don't know that ,Right?
Put your teeth back in and shut yer pie hole Ol' Man.
1st bike ridden @ 7yrs was the Awe' Mighty Honda 50cc Monkey and it was plenty dirty. Graduated to a Trail 70, then got rippin' on an 81 RM80. Made time fannin' the clutch on XL125 and thought I was the Man while droppin' the clutch on my Uncle's PE175, spoked wheel aloft in the air. All before pubic hair.
Hey, I know it's not that impressive of a CV but its a start. You just bring that tired old DR down here in the spring and I'll be all brushed up on my brush skills before lunch time. Just bring some spare parts. I have plenty of used oil we can run in it
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Sikorsky
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posted September 17, 2003 08:43 AM
Sounds like someones dreamin' stories there. We all now the only dirt riding you do is when the winter road sand is on your regular parking space at your gourmet coffee shop!
BTW I did not jam. I was trying to arrange a Sunday ride but frenchie can't kickstart a bike and he needed me to make sure the lawn ornament of a WR still ran, and then he was too tired from sitting on the couch and driving it through Alberta and BC. I guess when the cruise control packs it in a guy can get a real workout holding the throttle.
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Newbusa
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posted September 17, 2003 10:45 AM
Oh thats why it would not start!I thought it had electric start?
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BLUEBALLS
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posted September 17, 2003 04:43 PM
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We all now the only dirt riding you do is when the winter road sand is on your regular parking space at your gourmet coffee shop!
And if those Hippie bastards would cut down a few of those trees I'll have the FZ1 based Knack Knack cased by Christmas time!!!
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