posted December 12, 2008 10:19 AM
" I raised both my arms in the air, outstretched in victory, as I slowed to make the red light, no hands on bars. He was too embarrassed to even pull up next to me at the light & quickly got in the left lane & turned. "Whatsa matter? Max got your tounge?"
I am picturing Jim Carrey...and the basketball scene from "The Cable Guy".
posted December 12, 2008 11:17 AM
Let me be the first to volunteer to race against any VMAX in the local DC/MD/VA area. From a dig or from a roll. Tail cam will be mounted directly behind the rear facing binoculars.
A.
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Topping out everything from Ninja 250s to nitrous ZX-14s.
" I fully understand. Its 6 & 0 right now for the idiots that screwed with the VMax . The latest casualty was a gxxr1000 with a kid on it that caught me sleeping. He came up from behind me all hunched over his bike and race ready.. As he passed me I was in 3rd gear and he wasn't, so I dropped to second (instead of first) and it kinda bogged. Meanwhile his gxxr1000 all pimped out was screaming real loud, and I had to play catch up. He had me by 3 links as I dropped the hammer and tried to stay with him. Max was taking care of business, because I'm old, w/slow relexes and he got the drop on me. I twisted the wrist, knowing Max would never let me down, and he gave me his all. That little guy was quick on the gxxr, but Max started to come on strong. The 3 links he had on me started to disappear, but this was not gonna be easy. Now the urgency was starting to show as I realised this could be my first loss. I tucked behind that windscreen, and said "Come on Max, this should be easy for you. Help me out Max", and he did. I shifted to 4th and the 3 links was still there. All of a sudden it was 2 links, and Max said "we can get him. Just hold on and keep it wide open". I did as Max instructed, and in seconds we were leaving him. Glancing down at the speedo, it was climbing ever so quickly. 120, 125, 130 and finally at 136 in 4th, Max said Buh Bye to the gxxr, and my sorry fat ass was saved by the Black Knight, known only as Bad VMax . Another one bites the dust, inspite of this old mans slows ass reflexes, and his over weight inability to move quick enough, and get the jump on this chump. Now it was Max ahead by 3 links and growing, when a traffic light appeared before us, turnng that menacing yellow, then finally red. I raised both my arms in the air, outstretched in victory, as I slowed to make the red light, no hands on bars. He was too embarrassed to even pull up next to me at the light & quickly got in the left lane & turned. "Whatsa matter? Max got your tounge?" Another 1 bites the dust, that I had wondered if it was salvageable at all. Thanks max, you ROCK! In Max we trust What a phukn RUSH! Adrenalyne to the MAX!
Score so far? 6 and 0, Maximum advantage
Bad_Max (User)"
Draw your own conclusions....
Shane
Shane that is the Same clown ( Bad_max ) that was a no show at the track ... What a liar and a fuckin tool ..
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Gen 2 ZX14R Best ET 8.43 , Best MPH 164.95
posted December 12, 2008 01:23 PM
Well, even though the guy is a tool...the bike sounds pretty good. I'm glad they didn't ruin the V-Max sound. I bet it will sound great with an exhaust change...
quote:Well, even though the guy is a tool...the bike sounds pretty good. I'm glad they didn't ruin the V-Max sound. I bet it will sound great with an exhaust change...
posted December 12, 2008 09:43 PM
Damn, that video has all the makings of a "Gone Bad" title...
No helmet/gear, parked cars, water on the side of the street....this fella is a tool. His next video could be a real "hit". Hit a parked car that is.....
quote:Damn, that video has all the makings of a "Gone Bad" title...
No helmet/gear, parked cars, water on the side of the street....this fella is a tool. His next video could be a real "hit". Hit a parked car that is.....
That's for sure! Tires might be the last thing that he's gonna need to invest in... I'm thinking more on the lines of a good "Plot". Sure hope he wises up before it's too late.
posted December 13, 2008 05:03 AM
Edited By: xstatik121 on 13 Dec 2008 13:04
I found some of my pics that I took while at the Indianapolis MotoGP... All carbon fiber Vmax
here is a better looking side car for the 14, not that I would have one but still
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07 ZX14 Plasm blue~PCIII cust mapped~TwoBrothers dual~Vortex sprockets down 1 in front~BMC air filter~Lowered 2" in rear 3/4 up front~200 Metzeler~Roaringtoyz links, stand~Shogun sliders~~Puig DB...
posted December 13, 2008 05:11 AM
damn, I bet there was some awesome weight savings on that carbon fibre max... It's probably down to about 4 1/2 tons now.
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Best 60ft: 1.42
Best 1/8th: 5.97
Best 1/8th MPH: 119
" I fully understand. Its 6 & 0 right now for the idiots that screwed with the VMax . The latest casualty was a gxxr1000 with a kid on it that caught me sleeping. He came up from behind me all hunched over his bike and race ready.. As he passed me I was in 3rd gear and he wasn't, so I dropped to second (instead of first) and it kinda bogged. Meanwhile his gxxr1000 all pimped out was screaming real loud, and I had to play catch up. He had me by 3 links as I dropped the hammer and tried to stay with him. Max was taking care of business, because I'm old, w/slow relexes and he got the drop on me. I twisted the wrist, knowing Max would never let me down, and he gave me his all. That little guy was quick on the gxxr, but Max started to come on strong. The 3 links he had on me started to disappear, but this was not gonna be easy. Now the urgency was starting to show as I realised this could be my first loss. I tucked behind that windscreen, and said "Come on Max, this should be easy for you. Help me out Max", and he did. I shifted to 4th and the 3 links was still there. All of a sudden it was 2 links, and Max said "we can get him. Just hold on and keep it wide open". I did as Max instructed, and in seconds we were leaving him. Glancing down at the speedo, it was climbing ever so quickly. 120, 125, 130 and finally at 136 in 4th, Max said Buh Bye to the gxxr, and my sorry fat ass was saved by the Black Knight, known only as Bad VMax . Another one bites the dust, inspite of this old mans slows ass reflexes, and his over weight inability to move quick enough, and get the jump on this chump. Now it was Max ahead by 3 links and growing, when a traffic light appeared before us, turnng that menacing yellow, then finally red. I raised both my arms in the air, outstretched in victory, as I slowed to make the red light, no hands on bars. He was too embarrassed to even pull up next to me at the light & quickly got in the left lane & turned. "Whatsa matter? Max got your tounge?" Another 1 bites the dust, that I had wondered if it was salvageable at all. Thanks max, you ROCK! In Max we trust What a phukn RUSH! Adrenalyne to the MAX!
Score so far? 6 and 0, Maximum advantage
Bad_Max (User)"
Draw your own conclusions....
Shane
Shane that is the Same clown ( Bad_max ) that was a no show at the track ... What a liar and a fuckin tool ..
what an imagination!
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2006 Black ZX-14,6 inches over,16/42, flies out,BMC Street Filter,Brock's Street Meg,Brock's Radial Mount Strap,PClll with Race map,Dynojet LCD w/Techmount, ZX-14 fender eliminator,Pilot Power2CTs,Speedohealer,Pazzo Levers,Cox Radiator Guard, Garmin Nuvi 265WT
quote:I found some of my pics that I took while at the Indianapolis MotoGP... All carbon fiber Vmax
X, did Yamaha mention how much weight they shaved off this bike, or is it just a slap on carbon body for a bling bling factor?
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2010 Concours14
'08 R1 YAMAHA
ZX14 gone!
CBR600RR track bike
quote:I found some of my pics that I took while at the Indianapolis MotoGP... All carbon fiber Vmax
X, did Yamaha mention how much weight they shaved off this bike, or is it just a slap on carbon body for a bling bling factor?
Im not sure but someone said something about 30-40lbs but then again one of the salesmen there couldnt even tell us a price on the damn thing...
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07 ZX14 Plasm blue~PCIII cust mapped~TwoBrothers dual~Vortex sprockets down 1 in front~BMC air filter~Lowered 2" in rear 3/4 up front~200 Metzeler~Roaringtoyz links, stand~Shogun sliders~~Puig DB...
posted December 13, 2008 07:43 PM
What he meant was that you would lose 30-40 lbs of money from your wallet :P
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Best 60ft: 1.42
Best 1/8th: 5.97
Best 1/8th MPH: 119
posted December 13, 2008 10:29 PM
Even with that costly carbon fiber and a full exhaust i don't think you could get more than 30 pounds ....I looked the New Vmax over pretty close and you are not going to find a lot of weight savings .. Even with a 30 pound weight loss you are still looking at 650 pounds without rider ... My 06 zx14 is down to 505 with a gallon and a half of fuel so you will still be at 145+ pounds over the zx14 weight ...
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Gen 2 ZX14R Best ET 8.43 , Best MPH 164.95
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