papawheelie
Expert Class
Posts: 381
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posted May 04, 2005 06:24 AM
WARNING!!
Liquor Warning
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.
  
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Michael Lee
Zone Head
Purchase Ivy
Posts: 729
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posted May 04, 2005 04:33 PM
 We've been warned
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junior s
Pro
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Posts: 1644
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posted May 04, 2005 05:03 PM
Or you may want to avoid sobering up ; that way you're always happy and never realize all these negative points associated with drinking ....
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Get up off your ass and ride !!
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