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posted September 11, 2004 04:15 PM
Laughed my ass off!
I finished my tv dinner and put the tray down for the dog to lick...
He scoots it along to the wall, then along the wall...
Goes behind the couch with it, curves around the lamp, goes around the recliner, along the other wall, to the other corner where the TV is before he finally gets it nailed in place!
  
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posted September 11, 2004 06:35 PM
Pets....ya gotta love 'em.
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posted September 11, 2004 07:04 PM
I think that's how I ride!
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posted September 11, 2004 09:58 PM
My dog had a culinary adventure today. 
Lets see....
some eggs, bacon, and toast for breakfast.
some friend chicken, biscuits, and frys for lunch
some pizza (variety), cake, and some ice cream for afternoon snack
some breaksticks, some kinda doggie snack, and some cookies for dinner
Now he's passed out on my foldaway bed...lol
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bovinespongiformencephalo
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posted September 11, 2004 10:54 PM
I hope you're planning to lube him up before you do him.
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posted September 12, 2004 02:51 AM
 Edited By: SP8 on 12 Sep 2004 03:52
If your out of K-Y, you can always borrow some from these guys... Unless that's a family photo. 
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swft
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posted September 12, 2004 05:42 AM
You guys are terrible! 
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posted September 12, 2004 01:50 PM
Edited By: zxhoya on 12 Sep 2004 14:50
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If your out of K-Y, you can always borrow some from these guys... Unless that's a family photo.
Now thats Funny!
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zxhoya
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posted September 12, 2004 01:51 PM
quote:
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If your out of K-Y, you can always borrow some from these guys... Unless that's a family photo.
Now thats Funny!
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posted September 12, 2004 06:15 PM
SWFT,
you need to educate your dog my mutts just put one foot on the plate and go to town! Hey it saves on washing.
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swft
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posted September 12, 2004 06:17 PM
My dinners aren't that big.  And I typically don't eat with a foot on my plate.
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posted September 12, 2004 06:24 PM
Man, you don't know what your missing, IDEA.....plastic plates can be just nailed to the table then when your finished you just let the Dog in saves problems for both of us.
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swft
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posted September 12, 2004 06:29 PM
*laughs* How bout just use a drop leaf? After I'm done, just drop the leaf and swing the plate down for 'canine cleaning'
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posted September 12, 2004 06:38 PM
Now thats just plain silly! think of the Environment and all those Naked trees! ( do tv dinners even come wrapped in leaves? )
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swft
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posted September 12, 2004 07:02 PM
Dunno...The meat's green, does that count?
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posted September 12, 2004 07:18 PM
If the meats GREEN cut out the middle man and just give it to the DOG!
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posted September 13, 2004 02:49 AM
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*laughs* How bout just use a drop leaf? After I'm done, just drop the leaf and swing the plate down for 'canine cleaning'
...now you're cooking with fire
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