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posted July 24, 2004 10:11 AM
Sign me the fuck up! :)
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beansbaxter
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posted July 24, 2004 10:13 AM
 Edited By: beansbaxter on 24 Jul 2004 11:29
"underwater flying machine"
How do you fly if your under water? Let's leave physics out of this. But I guess we always have time for a physics joke:
A hydrogen atom walks into a bar and says "I've lost an electron!" Another says, "Are you sure?" And he responds "Yes, I'm positive!"
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beansbaxter
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posted July 24, 2004 10:31 AM
Oh why not another:
One day, all of the world's famous physicists decided to get together for a tea luncheon. Fortunately, the doorman was a grad student, and able to observe some of the guests...
Everyone gravitated toward Newton, but he just kept moving around at a constant velocity and showed no reaction.
Einstein thought it was a relatively good time.
Coulomb got a real charge out of the whole thing.
Cavendish wasn't invited, but he had the balls to show up anyway.
Cauchy, being the only mathematician there, still managed to integrate well with everyone.
Thompson enjoyed the plum pudding.
Pauli came late, but was mostly excluded from things, so he split.
Pascal was under too much pressure to enjoy himself.
Ohm spent most of the time resisting Ampere's opinions on current events.
Hamilton went to the buffet tables exactly once.
Volt thought the social had a lot of potential.
Hilbert was pretty spaced out for most of it.
Heisenberg may or may not have been there.
The Curies were there and just glowed the whole time.
van der Waals forced himeself to mingle.
Wien radiated a colourful personality.
Millikan dropped his Italian oil dressing.
de Broglie mostly just stood in the corner and waved.
Hollerith liked the hole idea.
Stefan and Boltzman got into some hot debates.
Everyone was attracted to Tesla's magnetic personality.
Compton was a little scatter-brained at times.
Bohr ate too much and got atomic ache.
Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker.
Hertz went back to the buffet table several times a minute.
Faraday had quite a capacity for food.
Oppenheimer got bombed.
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swft
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posted July 24, 2004 03:00 PM
The next morning, they all got up and prayed to God not to drink that much again, the greatest physicist of all. 
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posted July 24, 2004 08:54 PM
Someone's watchin Funkmaster Flex - not that I would but that's what I heard.
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