posted April 29, 2004 09:26 AM
Edited By: k bryant on 29 Apr 2004 10:27
Get him some riding lessons at a Track Day. He can use them... And wish him happy birthday for me!
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posted April 29, 2004 10:24 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
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There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.
-Ernest Hemingway
posted April 29, 2004 12:07 PM
hey sherman... maybe they offer courses in lane splitting for ya ____________ What business is it of yours where I'm from, Friendo?
posted April 29, 2004 05:04 PM
I was gonna' say the spanking thing, but I have a better idea.
Get behind him and tell him (real sweetly) to bend over and grab his ankles.
Then kick him in the nads as hard as you can.
If he asks why you would do such a thing, tell him......"Swami,....you should have KNOWN!!!"