zrxdean
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posted May 07, 2003 07:30 AM
Gville TNT 5/7 rollcall + joke
No rain in the forecast, I am heading out there tonite. Gonna push some more water in my oil, oh boy. Yes, my frickin' SBM block is still blowing head gaskets, even on the motor. I am having a receiver groove cut in the head after the next SEMDRA race. Until then, I'm running it baby.
Here's the joke - excuse the off-color language, and blasphemy, etc etc.
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible
language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder.
"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.
"Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."
The two nuns were silent for a moment...............
Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?
  
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your car is slow
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posted May 07, 2003 08:09 AM
hahahahaha.
Ironically...Golf League after work tonight...cant make Gville.
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kcadby
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posted May 07, 2003 09:15 AM
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wannabe
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posted May 07, 2003 10:05 AM
hahahahahaha!!!
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harryzx-12
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posted May 07, 2003 12:08 PM
Good one dean!!! I'll be there at G'ville.
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DR JOE
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posted May 07, 2003 08:01 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DR JOE
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zrxdean
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posted May 07, 2003 10:07 PM
Well, first pass on the motor, went 9.56 @ only 139, with a 6.13 @ 117. Creamy oil already, starts hard, I know I have some water in the cylinders. Screw it, I make a nitrous pass, it runs like crap, 9.38 @ 147, and dies as soon as I let off, decelerating harder than usual. Joy joy, maybe the watery oil has burned my bearings. After making three passes on buddies' bikes (thanks Harry, Jay, John ) I get home, pull the head (38 minutes, not bad :/ ) and there's an INCH of water in all 4 cylinders. It must've been almost at the point of hydraulic lock. Luckily the pistons look fine, and cylinder walls will clean up with a hone. No noticeable resistance turning the crank, no funky noises turning it over with the starter.
I'm thinking I will send the block & head to Cooper this week and get the receiver groove cut. Any words of warning? Am I wasting still more of my time? Should I just forget trying to make this block work?
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your car is slow
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posted May 08, 2003 05:15 AM
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Creamy oil already, starts hard, I know I have some water in the cylinders. Screw it, I make a nitrous pass
LOL...Damn man!!!!!!
Sorry to hear about the downtime again :/
I do have one alternative to offer you to ride an uberbike 
Anthony needs someone with a 9sec license to sponsor him to get his license. Im sure in return he would let you roll down the strip on the bus a few times
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zrxdean
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posted May 08, 2003 07:07 AM
Deal... Ohboy ohboy ohboy -- boooost
I'll figure this chit out eventually. Looks like I'm just joining the ranks of the SBM disenchanted.
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AnotherRedHead
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posted May 08, 2003 09:05 AM
Remember I told you RECEIVER GROOVE!
Remember my name!
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zrxdean
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posted May 08, 2003 09:24 AM
yeah, yeah, I remember I hope you're right.
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your car is slow
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Fuck Nitrous...Got Boost?
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posted May 08, 2003 10:07 AM
Ill give him a call and see if he can work out a wed or sat to go down there and meet you to get the lic!
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