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posted November 20, 2003 06:11 AM
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Look at it this way, Uptight Ulery will still have a small penis and a funny looking uniform.
You said it.
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Otis
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posted November 20, 2003 06:16 AM
I triple it Steve, taht little punk ass. Knowing what I lknow now I kinda wish Rick and I would've taken him out and threw him over the cliff.
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ScaredyCat
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posted November 20, 2003 07:13 AM
Hey,
Congrats on just getting a fine. I been there, got a 6 month ban in the UK for being 30 over the limit. Pay the sucker. No points? Wow!
Thank your lucky stars boys!
Hope I get caught like that next time....
Cheers!
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted November 23, 2003 05:43 AM
hell it wouldnt have take both of ya Chris. Hell I thought that he was gona get tossed over the cliff when he came up to us talking shit....Giving all of us lectures at the next overlook, i was thinking, man this guy has some nerve, and I could see Gene was having a hard time containing himself as well.....
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Outlaw1
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posted December 04, 2003 05:01 PM
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hell it wouldnt have take both of ya Chris. Hell I thought that he was gona get tossed over the cliff when he came up to us talking shit....Giving all of us lectures at the next overlook, i was thinking, man this guy has some nerve, and I could see Gene was having a hard time containing himself as well.....
Hell right before the Tim Conway Park Ranger pulled up Gene had us rolling on the ground. I don't think it would have took much effort for 6 of us to have stuffed the ranger in his trunk.  Hell Gene could of done it by himself.
I'm glad its over.
40 over and go directly to jail on I-40? Damm Wonder what what a 110 over will get ya?
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Ninjaman12R
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posted December 04, 2003 05:17 PM
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Damm Wonder what what a 110 over will get ya?
Norm,
Chris and I fucking burnt the white lines off I-40 on our way back to 321 AFTER we received our tickets from "Officer Dipshit". 
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EastBayDave
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posted December 04, 2003 06:23 PM
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Damm Wonder what what a 110 over will get ya?
Norm,
Chris and I fucking burnt the white lines off I-40 on our way back to 321 AFTER we received our tickets from "Officer Dipshit".
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted December 05, 2003 04:45 AM
how do you think we found our way home Rick, we just followed the roads with no white lines....brought us right to the cabins....lol
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Outlaw1
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posted December 05, 2003 05:28 AM
Ulery put the fear of god in me and I almost did'nt make it back to Knoxville 321.
Ya know he said if you all crash at those speeds you would be dead. Damm Ulery made me see the light. I am thinking of selling my Big Bore Kaw and buying a 49cc scooter and sending Officer Ulery a Christmas card every year for making me realize I was a no good for nonthing speeder a meanice to the public saftey and my own saftey and headed to hell for my sins. All those poor little birds that I've smashed into at a buck 50.
I only hope its not too late and I will be forgiven for my ruthless reckless behavior.
Officer Ulery has saved me. I am reborn again cleansed of all my miserable ways and put on the right path.
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harryzx-12
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posted December 05, 2003 06:44 AM
Fuck Officer Ulery! And the horse he rode in on. 
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Otis
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posted December 05, 2003 11:35 AM
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how do you think we found our way home Rick, we just followed the roads with no white lines....brought us right to the cabins....lol
LOL Rick and started out thinking we would go the speed limit all the way home. That lasted all of about 1/2 mile once we got on I-40.
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted December 05, 2003 12:40 PM
the rest of us actually did prett good, me Norm and Rob just cruised along, and eventually caught up to Rodger, then we clipped along about 85 most of the way back......had to stop at the liquor store on the way back too....
I think all of us need to send christmas cards to the park ranger office in C/O ranger Ulrey thanking him for saving all of us from our lives of sin and speed....lmfao
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Ninjaman12R
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posted December 05, 2003 01:23 PM
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That lasted all of about 1/2 mile once we got on I-40.
Yeah, if it lasted that long. We were both pretty pissed about the whole BRP experience and definitely rode like we were on a mission. We were I guess.......LOL!!!
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Outlaw1
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posted December 05, 2003 03:30 PM
We were all strung out up I-40 no doubt. I was last in line leaving park. I did the speed limit out of park to a tee. I thought cars were gonna pass me. I got on I-40 and Roger and John took off like bullets with Rob right on em. I rode along at 80 mph all by myself for about 10 miles. I figured no way in hell we could do that run twice and not have a few cops waiting on us. With all the cell phones now a days then I see Rob in front of me looking back for me. He falls in behind me and we picked up Hells Dark Lord about another 10 miles down the road and then about another 15 miles we pick up Roger. Good thing too cause I had no ideal what exit to get off on.
We stopped at a little pull off right after we got off I-40 and a couple of Goldwings stopped and asked if we were the ones who went around em at buck 50. I said no we just passed you all a couple miles back. We were doing about 85. I thought to myself damm Rick and Chris ran the whole way back like we ran over to Ashville.
I told the rest of the guys what the folks on the Goldwings said, The group said it had to have been Rick and Chris we all nodded yep.
Ulery the dickhead said to us he heard us comming up the hill on BRPW two miles away. If nobody had been ticketed. I would have said man that must have been a sweet sound.
Akros Hindles Yoshs Muzzys at full song. I better not forget Robs two brothers cann LOL, I think I climbed the hill in second gear and taching about 7-9 grand with my step hindle echoing off side on mountain into the valley.
I never forget that day as long as I live.
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