redelk
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posted December 18, 2001 02:05 PM
WARNING! Male Date Rape Drug!
(United) - Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to keep alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market, called "beer", is BEING used by females to target unsuspecting men.
The drug is generally found in liquid form, and is now available almost anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
Men often awaken after being given "beer" with only hazy memories of exactly what has happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are trapped and may lose their life savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." Apparently men are easier victims for this scam after "beer" is administered and are then sexually approached.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you - or anyone you know - falls victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly-affected, like-minded guys. For the nearest such support group near you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
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SPEEDCRAVER
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posted December 18, 2001 02:46 PM
OH NO!!!!!!!!!
I have been willfully abusing this drug myself for years. I hope I have not been raping myself and not realized it!!!
SHIT!!!
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BlackMandingoWarrior
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posted December 18, 2001 03:11 PM
A VERY SCIENTIFIC STUDY
Recent Medical Research Results as provided by the Men's Health Journal. Scientists for Health Canada suggest that men should take a long look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent study completed in the fall of last year.
The study revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is; drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test their theory, scientists gave 3 liters of beer to 100 men. Afterwards it was observed that 100% of the men in this study gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
With conclusive evidence like this, no further testing is planned.
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CrotchRocket
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posted December 18, 2001 08:15 PM
BMW
That is funny shit...I like it...
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TripodMeat
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posted December 18, 2001 08:21 PM
Beer
Soooo much more than a breakfast drink !!
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Wildman
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posted December 18, 2001 09:00 PM
I don't drink, but women seem to manage to have their way with me anyway.....
Does that mean I'm a slut?
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Bigju
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posted December 20, 2001 10:11 AM
Not only does it give you Female traits, but then you get "The other guys" thinking your a woman that is the worst type of date rape ever! AMERICAN ME DATE RAPE. After 7 beers, some Tequila, and some Hennessey, I had a "GUY" hit on me in a bar last week while I was talking to a woman. I know the Beer was causing problems, because I didn't kick the guy in the nuts! Nothing wrong with a woman treating me like a Whore, everything wrong with a guy even thing about Him and me Packing Fudge
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BlackMandingoWarrior
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posted December 20, 2001 02:35 PM
Packin Fudge!?!?!?
That reminds me of another joke.....(caution, it's bad!!)
What did one homo say to the other homo while they were standing at the bar????
Hey, allow me to push in your stool!?!?
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