Big_Zx12r
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posted December 10, 2001 01:11 AM
Minnesota Winter Funny
Well, Took my 12 out for another ride AGAIN...Dec-9th....I love it! 45 degrees...it's like a tropical heat wave here!  Anyway..I just got this E-mailed to me and I thought it fit right in with me riding today! Life in Minnesota I guess!
-Big_Zx12r
Minnesota Weather Chart
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60 above
Floridians wear coats, gloves and wooly hats.
Minnesota people sunbathe
50 above
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Minnesota people plant gardens
40 above
German cars won't start.
Minnesota people drive with the windows down.
32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Minnetonka's water gets thicker.
20 above
Cailfornians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesota people ride their motorcycles to the last cookout before it
gets too cold.
15 above
New York landlords finally turn on the heat.
Minnesota people lick the flagpole.
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Californians fly away to Mexico.
Minnesota people break out the electric suit and ride.
20 below
People in Miami cease to exist.
Minnesota people break out the winter coats.
40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
Minnesota girl scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Minnesota boy scouts postpone "winter survival" classes until it gets
cold enough.
80 below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Minnesota people watch Bike movies
100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
minnesota people get frustrated when they can't thaw the Lutefisk.
297 below
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Minnesota cows complain of farmers cold hands.
460 below
All atomic motion stops.
Minnesota people start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl.
  
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MadMike
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FEAR THE BLACK FLAG!!!!!!!!
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posted December 10, 2001 05:35 AM
LMFAO......
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TripodMeat
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posted December 11, 2001 04:43 PM
 Edited By: TripodMeat on 11 Dec 2001 16:45
Ja!!! fer sure...you betcha!!!!
( watch "Fargo" or "Drop Dead Gorgeous",
you will all learn the lingo! )
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Big_Zx12r
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posted December 11, 2001 10:40 PM
Your exactly right! There was sure an awfull lot of people around here pissed off about that movie "Fargo" when it came out! I thought it was funny as hell! "Don'tcha think?"
-Big Zx12r
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zx12zx11
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posted December 12, 2001 01:27 PM
I could not stand the accent that they were using in the movie Fargo. I could only watch about 15 min and I had to turn the damn thing off. Oh yea right now it's snowing. About 3 inches on the ground.
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