LUCKY12
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posted August 13, 2003 09:11 AM
Thanks for the invite
I just wanted to say thanks to all the smackhouse gang for inviting me to stay in the cabins during DGVI. I am really looking forward to it, and it will save me 2 hours of travel time each day to ride with everyone. I know we'll have a blast! I hope to have my suspension set up by then, because if not I'll be in the rear with the gear. Oh yeah, and if any of you motherfuckers try to pull a Bartina on me, I'll nail your dicks to a stump, set the stump on fire and hand you a pocket knife. Later!
  
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posted August 13, 2003 10:23 AM
lol... I think those ol boys needed some new "ass"... if you get my drift...lol 
Watch out for that Harry... he's a hornbag 
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posted August 13, 2003 10:26 AM
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- by the East Tennessee Pecker Poacher -Oh yeah, and if any of you motherfuckers try to pull a Bartina on me, I'll nail your dicks to a stump, set the stump on fire and hand you a pocket knife. Later!
You'll be my bitch from day one, and I'll make you like it!!!! 
Just kiddin' man, welcome aboard. Bring yer drinkin' clothes and maybe an air purifier.
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posted August 13, 2003 10:30 AM
 Edited By: Otis on 13 Aug 2003 11:31
**Oh yeah, and if any of you motherfuckers try to pull a Bartina on me, I'll nail your dicks to a stump, set the stump on fire and hand you a pocket knife. Later!**
That's some funny shit ya knoxville knobgobbler. You won' have to worry about me Mark, Jon though, I'd keep a close eye on that boy, i hear he's still a little peeved he didn't make the cut to be one of the 5 on Queer eye for the straight guy. They said he was too queer and their advertisers wouldn't buy ad's if if one of the guys ran around in a pink tutu.
Glad to have you with us brother, now go eat a couple bowls of "Ability to pass cars" so we dont' have to fire you again. LOL
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LUCKY12
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posted August 13, 2003 11:12 AM
Otis, I will eat a couple bowls of ability to pass cars if you will eat five bowls each of corner speed an late brake.Now wash that down with a nice cup of shut the fuck up.
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Otis
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posted August 13, 2003 11:29 AM
Hey I got that late breaking down pat brother..as long as it's a big yellow school bus. LMAO
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posted August 13, 2003 12:26 PM
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The Yankee my Pudee wrote: "Jon though, I'd keep a close eye on that boy, i hear he's still a little peeved he didn't make the cut to be one of the 5 on Queer eye for the straight guy. They said he was too queer and their advertisers wouldn't buy ad's if if one of the guys ran around in a pink tutu."
Dood, you applied to be on the show "Fakin' It" to be a cross dresser but when they figured out you already had estrogen therapy they had to find another victim.
Funny you should bring up Queer Eye for the Straight guy as you seem to have a great queer eye - and gaydar, too.
You guys are just looking to get fresh meat as Harry has been cornholing you bastards for so long you're ready for a break.
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posted August 13, 2003 12:43 PM
LOL!!!
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Dood, you applied to be on the show "Fakin' It" to be a cross dresser but when they figured out you already had estrogen therapy they had to find another victim.
Very nice,........but yer still a fuckin' fag!!!
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jonwright
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posted August 13, 2003 12:59 PM
You bring new meaning to "backin' it in", Ninjacornholed.
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posted August 13, 2003 02:51 PM
Just as.......
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You bring new meaning to "backin' it in", Ninjacornholed.
Just as you bring new meaning to "Cum Dumpster", Jonusedtobetight.
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posted August 13, 2003 04:18 PM
Damn... Ninjablowhole said "CUM DUMPSTER".....
Thats a put down of Biblical proportions...lol 
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posted August 13, 2003 05:17 PM
Thanks.........
Why Thank You TurboDogFucker. Nice of you to notice. 
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posted August 13, 2003 09:01 PM
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Oh yeah, and if any of you motherfuckers try to pull a Bartina on me, I'll nail your dicks to a stump, set the stump on fire and hand you a pocket knife. Later!
To quote my fav-o-rite D.I. - "Lighten up Francis....."
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posted August 13, 2003 09:07 PM
Dammit. That was pretty good. Got me laughing yet again! But, that's just a small variation on the standard 'cum bucket' we've all used since grade school for a whore. I mean, shit, man.
Biblical proportions?
Turbobuttlicker, man, yer standards must be pretty low. Which explains why you hang around this crowd.
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posted August 14, 2003 03:03 AM
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Just as you bring new meaning to "Cum Dumpster", Jonusedtobetight.
DAMN THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! Laughing out loud at that one. ROFLMAO!!!
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posted August 14, 2003 05:32 AM
DAMMIT BOY!!!!!!!!!
You worthless fuckers are alright in my book. I can't wait to hear some of the BULLSHIT talk that will take place on the front porch of the Smackhouse!!!
First thing I'm gonna do is punch Bart in the face, then I'm gonna spray paint Lucky's bike yellow, then I'm beatin' the fuck outta his little lightweight ass.
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LUCKY12
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posted August 14, 2003 08:00 AM
Rick, shut the fuck up you an get back to work you sonofabitch.You spray red any color and you will get all of this lightweight ass you want.
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posted August 14, 2003 08:40 AM
then we are going to paint old red...Bluie, and put Yamaha stickers all over it there Ricky AKA....Ninjaknobslobber/Clit boy....After we treat your bike right, we are gonna put you on a protien only diet, and me and Jon amd Chris are going to be your very own dietion....We will make sure you get plenty of protien to....Then after you lose all the weight you need, you might actually be able to keep up when we run the gap. Worse come to worse Ricky...just follow Kelly on the 600, she will make sure you dont get lost up there....if you can keep up with her......Later Fukrs.....
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posted August 14, 2003 09:34 AM
Just givin' it up eh???
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- by my lil' biatch -you will get all of this lightweight ass you want.
Damn........... I was lookin' for you to put up a little bit of a struggle.
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posted August 14, 2003 09:39 AM
Hey goatboy..........
If the first fuckin' spec of blue paint hits Lil' Red I will beat your ass son. You, Chris, and Jon, plus 10 more just like ya, will get some goddamned lead in your diet if you fuck with me. I'm oldschool, I don't play fair, I play to win. I can't wait to slap the dogshit outta you next month.
How's the goat clit workin' out. 
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posted August 14, 2003 01:52 PM
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I can't wait to slap the dogshit outta you next month.
Figgures you'd want to girlie slap you little slut.
Bitch, we'll be pulling out the pink for your bike. We'll be having a bit of 'Lil Pink - and we aren't talking about yer seester, either.
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Rick, shut the fuck up you an get back to work you sonofabitch.You spray red any color and you will get all of this lightweight ass you want.
Dammit, Lucky....don't give that boy an invitation for Chirssakes! After all, you are the new meat in the Suckhouse! Better keep yer gun loaded muh man and be on the watch for all those twinkle toed fags running around.
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