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posted August 02, 2003 03:28 AM
Richard Simmons,........ now there is a genuine Male Icon..........
Richard S.
Me thinks that lack of nutrition has made your judgement a little cloudy. If fact, everyone knows you're a fuckin' queer. I know you've fell on hard times, so I'm trying to cut you a little slack. I saw you trying to sell those leftover "Sweatin' to the Oldies" tapes outta the trunk of your car outside the "Piggly Wiggly". (Nice '71 Maverick BTW, cool CB ant.  ) I really felt bad when the manager came out of the "Piggly Wiggly" and told you to leave. But you fucked up trying to bribe him with a blowjob. Bad move girlfriend. I never saw a police officer as happy as the one that was kicking you in the side of the head while screaming "STAY DOWN".
You've done a lot of dumb shit in your day. But nothing will ever top you spending good money on a fucking piece o' shit Yamaha. Nothing says "I'll take one to the jaws" any better than being a Yamaha owner. I even heard that the tool kit on the FZ1 came with a tube of KY. Any bike that is available in a "Boy George Special Edition Model" has no place in my garage. 
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posted August 02, 2003 03:58 AM
 Edited By: Richard Simmons on 2 Aug 2003 05:00
man, you're slippin'......
One word, weak. i know you can do better than the "outside piggly wiggly" thing. how about when you worked part time at wal-mart to raise money for those tits tatooed on your back, you were the first door greeter to not only give out shopping carts, but every 100th customer got a free salad tossin' from you. now that's class. as for the fz-1, made by a far better company by the way, the only reason it's avialable it that color is because kawajunkie already had the Elton John color in it's line up, and in your garage. tell everyone here about when you were ridin' and got out of that ticket because the cop thought you were singing a great version of "i'm still standing" when he pulled you over the other day. gay pride will always be alive and well in west TN as long as you're here biatch!!
Humm...
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posted August 02, 2003 04:16 AM
That's what I'm talking about!
quote by Ninjaman-
You've done a lot of dumb shit in your day. But nothing will ever top you spending good money on a fucking piece o' shit Yamaha. Nothing says "I'll take one to the jaws" any better than being a Yamaha owner. I even heard that the tool kit on the FZ1 came with a tube of KY. Any bike that is available in a "Boy George Special Edition Model" has no place in my garage.
Yamaha, don't they make organs? I know richard simmons can sure play an organ (A fuckin male Organ that is )
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posted August 02, 2003 05:08 AM
LOL!!!!!!!
Good shit indeed!!!!
Yeah Harry, talk around town says that Ol' Richie is a master soloist on the "skin flute". I think he needs to team up with freek and put on a performance at the next "Gay Pride" event.
Fuck Richard & Freek the sideshow geeks!!!!!! 
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posted August 02, 2003 04:13 PM
*making another batch of popcorn*
Damn, this is fun!
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posted August 03, 2003 04:21 AM
Hey Ninja, if Richard is a master soloist on the "skin Flute", what does that make you? what do you call the experts teacher??? Well we all cal lhim Nijnaskinflutist extrodinaire. I just know that you already have your front row seats to the performance at the "gay pride" event. sit down there with your tube of Ky and make lude offers to them while they put on there show? I think you should control you urges until they get off the stage atleast. I know you arent use to not having Harrys cob up your corn hole, but it isnt going to kill you to go with out for a few hours. Going through withdrawls eh....Harry do us all a favor before he starts crying like a little biatchhhh and cram his cock hole full so he will SHUT THE FUK UP ! ! ! ! LATER PUSSY FACE....
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posted August 03, 2003 08:15 AM
Damm fine read Otis and I'm so looking forward to running with you all down in them there hills. The foothills brings back a fond memory of my last trip there last Sep, I came up on a Gixxer 600 and got beside the rider and enticed him to a run.
We took off and with the brute strength of the 12 I took the lead into our frist turn. Eairly morning and with the chill in the morning air all felt right in the world as I leaned far forward over the left mirror and hung my body of the left side of the bike for the left hander. We rode hard and It felt so good playing with a 600 gixxer and pulling away from him. At the last pull-off on the left going down the Foothills Parkway before 129 I pull over and my Gixxer chaser done the same.
He pulls up and I pull my helmet off and he says" Damm you have gray hair. I laugh and then he looks at my ZX12R emblem and says damm I did'nt realize I was riding a half of a bike, And he says that damm thing will handle as well as any I've seen. I chuckle and laugh out loud and say thanks I think you just gave me a compliment.
What the Gixxer rider don't realize is how fast my heartbeat is and how clear my vision feels And the scient of the pines all is so clear and my mind is voild of any work issues, home chores, My mind is clear as I sit on my trusty steed. I think how awesome of a bike this bike is.
As he talks and we rehash the turns and the entry and how much grip the road has, I'm in a Smokie Mountain state of mind.
I just can't make my mind up which tire to run.
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posted August 03, 2003 08:39 AM
HDL, hasn't douched lately....
How about going after a big bottle of massengils' industrial strength douche and clean yo' nasty ass. i'm sure your ass hole has seen better days after an all weekender' at the local naval base. Ninjaman was just telling me about how he and harry were gonna have you duct taped, buns up and doing what you do best and the overlook on the gap. they were gonna charge $5.00 for 5 min. on your ass, but i told ninjaman to reconsider this ammount, your farthole is only worth .50$ or less. HDL, has dingleberries lurking. fuckstick!
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posted August 03, 2003 09:01 AM
HDL, Harley Davidson Lover..........
HDL,
You talk so much shit you need to wipe your mouth. I will hearby dub the "Official Load Reservoir of DGVI". Bring yer astroglide, 'roid cream, and a couple of picnic hams incase we have to rebuild yer ass a couple times. Those guys at the Buell rally are gonna love you. Harry and I have you "booked" there for 2 nights during the gap event. The more shit you talk on the board equates into more punishment during DGVI. So pipe the fuck down like a good lil' BIATCH before Richard lays the smackdown on ya again.
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posted August 03, 2003 11:38 AM
OK...YOU WENT THERE, YOU EQUATED MY NAME WITH THAT MOTORCYCLE...THAT IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE, I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT RICHARD"stuff my mouth with cock"SIMMONS SAYS, BUT DUDE, YOU GOT ONE SERIOUS CAN-O-WHOOP ASS COMMING AT THE GAP FOR THAT REMARK, REFERING MY NAME TO THAT HARDLY GO KINDA MOTORCYCLE. THAT WAS LOW, THAT WAS SO LOW, I DIDNT THINK EVEN YOU WOULD GO THERE, I AM IN AWE....BRINGING THE 550 CORD AND THE DUCT TAPE, ITS GONNA BE FREE NINJAKNOBSLOBBER ASS FOR EVERYONE. YER ASS IS GONNA BE SO BIG BY THE TIME THE FELLAS GET DONE WITH YA, THEY WILL BE ABLE TO TURN AROUND A PETERBUILT WITH A 53 FT TRAILER AROUND IN YER ASS.....AND WHEN i AM DONE WITH HIM, I AM GONNA TURN YA OVER TO HARRY, AND LET HIM DO WITH YA WHAT HE PLEASES....BUT THAT WILL BE AFTER WE PULL RICHARD"I love getting fuked in the ass"SIMMONS OUT FROM THAT GAPING VALLEY YOU CALL AN ASS.......YOU KNOW IT IS BAD WHEN YA HAVE TO GET ASS FUKED BY A TRACTOR TRAILER TO GET SOMETHING OUT OF IT NINJA.....MIGHT AUGHT TO LAY OFF THE PETERBUILTS, AND FREIGHTLINERS.....STICK TO VOLVOS AND SIMMONS'S....LATER PETER PUFFER.......
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posted August 03, 2003 01:28 PM
HE he hehehehehehehehe............
The fish are really bitin' today eh?
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posted August 03, 2003 05:28 PM
Edited By: Richard Simmons on 3 Aug 2003 18:29
Ditto......
Yeah, especially the ones that have the CAPS LOCK BUTTON ENGAGED.
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posted August 03, 2003 06:16 PM
Anytime ya see Ninja knob slobber or his faithful buttmuncher Richy Simmons...all ya hear is "beep beep beep" everytime they walk through the door. Its a good thing you ladies have each other. Aint nobody else wanna get near those Grand Canyons you all call asses. Everyoen else is afraid to get lost in those gaping orficies.....later Biatchesssss
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posted August 04, 2003 02:59 AM
I think this thread needs to be changed to MAJOR GAY HOMO THREAD. Smokes fellas didn't your I'm Queer and Love it magazine show up this month.
Norm. I hear ya brother. I can't wait to get down there.
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posted August 04, 2003 03:05 AM
Oh you wanna get in on this too do ya there Otis....better sit your bitch ass back in the corner and shut you cock hole like the good little biatch that you are........
By the way how is Allie?
Later...Jim
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posted August 04, 2003 03:10 AM
No I don't want to get into this at all Jim, this thread took a shit once Mike got on it. LOL I'll let you what, you've not met Mike (Richard Simmons) but he one funny motherfucker and if you get stuck in a room with he and rick together (they're lifelong friends) expect to be laughing your ass off. Looking forward to meeting you Jim.
Alli is back to her old self thank God. Happy as a clam.
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posted August 04, 2003 03:13 AM
good man, I am so happy she is fine....I can see that Mike and Rick have been life long butt buddies....they are on here sharing their PERSONAL EXPIERENCES all the time.....Hell their life looks like a gay soap opera....lmao
Every time I mention the baby, Kelly is like"she is soooo cute" lol
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posted August 04, 2003 04:21 AM
HDL, Huffs Dick Loads
I can see you are about a remedial motherfucker. Richard & I are not butt buddies like you and fish_antlers are.  If your gay ass makes it to the gap, you'll get what you got coming Jr., and you won't like it. You'll become real submissive in a short span of time.
I'm trying to talk Richard into coming. It's been over a year since he's been to the gap. We need to rally and get his bitch ass to "Man up" and make it happen. Later biatches..................
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posted August 04, 2003 11:41 AM
Richy...like Rick said...you better "man up" your bitch ass all the way to the gap....Dont let momma tell ya that you cant go, tell her that you are...be a man...I know that must be difficult with a name like Richy Simmons, but TRY, just this once....take off the pink g string and give it back to the wife, and put on some dam pants man......lol
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posted August 05, 2003 06:58 PM
I will miss everyone...
HDL, i wish i could make it in sept., but my money isn't what i would like it to be,(not that it ever is), but i will use the vacation time to do a little hunting with my dad. he's looking forward to it. i will be there in May '04. now on to the important stuff.
Fuck yo' punk ass, telling me to "man-up". when i do see your faggot ass at the gap, don't look around like you don't know what's going on when a big, 6'4", 375lb. motherfucker steps off a far superior FZ-1 (fuck you ninjaman before you even think of slammin' me in a reply), and kicks off in your ass. LOL!!! but really, i am looking forward to meeting you, i have been reading this board for a year or so at rick's and from reading your post, you will fit right in with this crowd!! another crazy MF, oh my????
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posted August 06, 2003 04:57 AM
quote:
- by Captain Deal-A-Meal -when a big, 6'4", 375lb. motherfucker steps off a far superior FZ-1 (fuck you ninjaman before you even think of slammin' me in a reply), and kicks off in your ass.
Superior FZ1 !!!!!!! My goddamned Timex makes more HP than that raggedy ass Blue Falcon lookin' MF you ride. It is a good bike though to haul your bucket ass like it does.
Hey HDL, aka Had my Dick for Lunch
I think Richard just called you out. What about that? Are you gonna "bitch up" and just let him get away with it???
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posted August 06, 2003 06:02 AM
Timex makes more horsepower! LMAO Oh damn that's funny, but I'm not sure what's more funny, that statement or the fact that you own a Mickey Mouse Timex.
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posted August 06, 2003 07:14 AM
I am gonna let him slide on it for now...only cause he is spending good quality time with his dad..hunting...and I wish I could do a little hunting this year too, but I have too many other hobbies to do...I am still trying to get my dad to come down here for Labor day....so he gets a reprieve THIS TIME, but his punk ass better be at the gap in the spring....bitch ass mofo...
As far as that Ninjanutsucker goes, even if I were to have had your dick for lunch, it would ahve only been an appetizer...that little veinna sausage thing you call a dick. I would bust on ya a little more about that, but truth be told, I kinda feel sorry for ya, and I am gonna attribute your homosexual tendencies to the fact that your dick is little more than a clit in disguise...See Rick your living proof, that even pussies can ride 12's....see ya at the gap Clit boy........
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posted August 06, 2003 07:16 AM
BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted August 06, 2003 07:19 AM
Ok,.......I see what kinda MF you are........
You got a problem with my Timex????? Go ahead and crack on my Elgin too biatch.
Seein' as how you got a whole week outta whack earlier this year maybe you need to get a Timex w/calendar ya fuckstick.
Wear it till the battery goes dead (usually 5-6 years for me) and chunk the MF. $40 well spent, anything more than that on a watch for someone like me is stupid. I can fuck up a watch quick-like. Gimme a new watch, a week later it is covered in scratches.
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