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posted August 01, 2003 04:09 AM
Been thinking about DGVI so much....
I remember I posted my thoughts on a day at the Gap this spring and did a search to find it. 1st time I read it since then and made me smile. Thought I'd share it with you all again to keep the fire going.
**Posted in March 2003**
I'm sitting on a porch swing. It's early evening and the sun is already below the mountain in front of me. Even though I don't want it to, the swing is swinging, no matter how many times I ask, it just keeps swinging, but that's ok cause all is well. My left hand is cold from the can of Budweiser, half drank, resting in it. In my right hand clutched between two fingers is a half smoked Kool. I reflect on the day as I watch Bart cleaning bugs off his windscreen, Rick meticulously wiping his rims with Honda Pro Polish, Mark watching over Rick like a father making sure his boy doesn't screw something up, Brian sitting on the edge of the porch smoking a cig, Rob sitting on the other swing staring into space and Harry on the swing next to me just enjoying life, but why won't he stop swinging?
The day started out early with Barto making breakfast for all of us, need the energy for the events of the morning. We take off slow getting the tires warmed up and our minds in synch as we lazily ride down 321 to the foothills. I am calm in these early moments of the ride, thinking about the bike, about what lies ahead. Everything seems to be working fine, front air pressure could use another pound or two. I imagine the others have the same thoughts in their heads too. These thoughts of calm before the storm. We pass a few cars and goose the throttle a bit letting the motor know to get ready. As we make the left onto the foothills I sit up in my seat, inch closer to the tank, wiggle a little to get my postion correct. A transformation comes over my face as I get into the mode. I follow Rick into the lazy right hander that opens onto the road and check my 6 for the others. Of course Harry is right there and although I can't see his face, I'm sure it's the same as the rest of ours, determination and satisfaction. Game on! Rick is off and I and the others are with him. The dance begins.
All day, so many lefts and rights I can't count. Perfect execution of turns mixed in with a few misses and bumbles. A couple hair raising moments mixed in with nirvana. The smells of the mountian mixed with the sweet smell of victory. Victory over the usual days, the monotonous days, the days of regular life. Victory over death.
We encounter close quarters on 411, open sweepers on the Parkway, all of them shrugged off by the 12, all of them conquered with friends and comrades in the pursuit of utopia. But there is no pursuit here for me because this IS utopia, this is what it's about, this is why I'm here. Some won't understand and they shouldn't because this is my utopia, my escape. I hope it never ends.
Still swinging I think of all the miles and all the sights, I think of the way the tires gripped the center of that right hander on the Cherahola and then squirmed in protest on the way out, I think off all the blackies that Rick leaves behind, I think of the symphony of and the precision of friends who have ridden together long enough to hit the throttle at the same moment and turn in at the same point, I think of the trust I have in my fellow travelers and they trust they have in me, I think of seeing Harry in my mirror only a couple feet behind me in an incredibly fast left hander and not harbouring a second of doubt, I think about how crazy we were riding 100-140 all the way from Ashville to 321 on the e-way, I think about the moment of satisfaction and relief when I shut the motor off back at the cabin. We're back and everyone is safe.
So here I am after 15 minutes of silence sitting on the swing, swinging, smoking my Kool, drinking my beer, watching my friends, reflecting on the day, feeling more content than a man should and I look at Harry sitting next to me wondering if he is thinking about the same things, is his mind wondering about the same stuff? I have to ask him a question though so in a very mellow friendly voice I ask "Harry could you please stop swinging for just a couple minutes?" and Harry looks at me with an incredulous look and says "Fuck you you Fuckstick!"
And I laugh and know that all in the world is right and life with my friends is great.
Can't wait till DGV!
  
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Ninjaman12R
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posted August 01, 2003 04:28 AM
 Edited By: Ninjaman12R on 1 Aug 2003 06:13
Critique..........
EXCELLENT READ!!!! Much better than those low budget porn novels you were trying to sell at the truckstop. But your titles for the novels were a "stroke" of genius. 
Who could ever forget.
1. The Life of a Lot Lizzard
2. Bartina, Queen of I-40
3. This ain't no Kenworth BIATCH!!!!
4. Why come my dick is burning????
5. Bend over I'll drive
6. The pussy was funky, but I fucked her anyway
Classic my man...................
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Otis
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posted August 01, 2003 04:43 AM
Damn, you are fiesty today aren't ya Billybob?
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Ninjaman12R
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posted August 01, 2003 05:14 AM
quote:
Damn, you are fiesty today aren't ya Billybob?
Yeah Cletus, I am.
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted August 01, 2003 07:22 AM
LMFAO....ya'll got no sense....I am sitting in my chair here laughing out loud at the antics that occur on this board.....thanks guys, its a great way to start the day....Jim
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posted August 01, 2003 07:56 AM
ATTENTION
Quit fucking laughing and do some push-ups MISTER!!!!!
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Otis
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posted August 01, 2003 10:03 AM
Yeah Bitch, 200 of em', alternating one handers too. None of them pussy Marine push ups.
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posted August 01, 2003 10:30 AM
Fuckin' Slacker.........
Otis, I can already tell we're gonna have trouble outta this fuckin' deadbeat in September.
I figure a shoe shine will be in order. My shoes getting shined by the crack of HDL's ass.
HDL, If yer readin' this add another 100 push-ups to yer list of "Shit I gotta do or else". 
Oh yeah,................STOP LAUGHING ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Otis
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posted August 01, 2003 10:46 AM
Edited By: Otis on 1 Aug 2003 11:47
Yeah, even though he is a true hero and patriot for defending our country, we still need to kick his ass good. Maybe hang up upside down naken from a tree and let Bart at em'. LOL OH, wait, we wouldn't be that nice to Bart would we?
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posted August 01, 2003 10:58 AM
hehe, i'm lookin real forward to when y'all get the smackdown laid on ya by HDL. this is gonna be goooooooood
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posted August 01, 2003 11:08 AM
Speak when spoken to freek aka "Lil' Biatch that doesn't know when to STFU"
I see you want a dose too there ya little BIATCH!!!!!
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Otis
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posted August 01, 2003 11:32 AM
Yeah Freek WFT you talking about boy?!
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Richard Simmons
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posted August 01, 2003 02:18 PM
Humm.........
What a bunch of fuckin' loosers. nothin' better to do than sit here and slam each other. i bet ya'll slam each other in townsend too, huh?? all those gay riders in one cabin, or should i say "meat packing house". or is it just bart who gets slammed? and let's now forget the Lakecity salty mushroom swallower, harry. i guess i just wanted to say in my first post, fuck each and every one of you smackhouse girls. fired up yet??
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Ninjaman12R
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posted August 01, 2003 02:29 PM
Dear Richard..........
Hows about moving my nuts to one side or the other so you can see things a little clearer you goddamned BIATCH!!! Mucho props for rolling out with a fire-breathing first post. It's just too bad you picked the wrong people to fuck with. You need to go after "weaker prey" such as freek, HDL perhaps. Oh wait you did smoke Bart, one more mark in the plus column for you.
How's the gay weight loss empire doing these days???? I heard the "Deal-A-Meal" program had now became the "Deal-A Blow" campaign. Times are tough I know.
That said, welcome aboard RS. I'm sure this is gonna be good.
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Richard Simmons
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posted August 01, 2003 02:44 PM
good 1, but not good enough.
The "deal-a-meal" thing is doing well, but it's not as profitable as the "ninjaqueer throat check valve system" you have patented. what? is that someone choaking to death on choad in the alley? not to worry, ninjaqueer is here!!! just use my throat check system and never choak on a thick load again! idiot, morron, stupid, yeah, yeah,yeah!! as for picking out easy targets, hell no!! i'm hunting ninja faggots and you are dead in my sights!
love and kisses, you biatch!!
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Ninjaman12R
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posted August 01, 2003 02:58 PM
Hunting Faggots Eh????
Well I'd say a big blowed out diet queen such as yourself should have no problem finding you a date. But you are barking up the wrong tree here missy poo. I'll say the check valve was a NICE try, but we know who has the check valve. The real reason you lost all that weight was your throat was clogged with petrafied (sp?) loads you ingested at the "mens" clubs you frequented as a youth. It took a tean of 5 highly skilled surgeons to remove the blockage, which was described as "being about the same dimensions as a football". LMFAO!!!!!!!! So chill on the finger pointing you fucking walking spermbank BIATCH!!!!!!!!!
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posted August 01, 2003 03:03 PM
ok you 2 Fuk sticks...ya opened a can-o-whoop-ass with that one. And the only push ups you 2 are gonna see, are when yer pushing the end of my dick up yer asses. I know that you 2 are use to Bart taking it nice and easy on ya, well you biatchesss arent gonna be so lucky with me. And ifn either one of ya, or even the both of ya together are gonna do anything but puff on my peter, you got another thing cumming, and that woudl be Bart. and when he fills yer dam ear full of his creamy stuff I dont want either one of you 2 biatchesss whining about it. Aint nothing I hate worse than a whiner, cept maybe a whiner with his ear full of some other biatches jizz. Oh and the new name for the Smackhouse crew..."Meat Packing House" see you fuck sticks in September, adn I will have plenty of condoms, so Bart dowesnt catch any shit from you 2 fuk sluts......
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posted August 01, 2003 03:08 PM
You and otis can try and hang HDL from a tree .... I'll watch.....From a distance....
Richard simmons - you really need to ShutTheFuckUp. You damn humpty dumpty lookin assweed. FZ-1 ridin fuck face
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted August 01, 2003 03:11 PM
Any one trying to hang me from anywhere, had better where a suit of armor.....and come with lots of back up.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted August 01, 2003 04:11 PM
Armor eh?????
I don't think armor will help against the jaws of HDL aka the Human Plasma Cutter. Truth is,........ol' HDL aka "Has dicksuckin' lips", chewed through the bars at the County Jail to get at some young northern boys. He claims they're "Looser".
Really scary, I don't know my inflatable "Bart Decoys" will distract him long enough for me to jet out.If he decides to go on a rampage.
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posted August 01, 2003 04:22 PM
ROTFLMAO.
*getting another helping of popcorn*
This is better than watching Bart suck off a goat.
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Richard Simmons
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posted August 01, 2003 07:12 PM
is that your best ninjashiteater?
Another looser reply by this boards biggest LOOSER!! ninjaqueenie, queen of the stage at the local gay strip club. i expect better from you, but i have to remember you and harry "momma cass" marcum were going to victoria's secret to get something pretty for the trip, so, i'm know you can't put the time in this that you would like. i hate i can't be there this time to see you and bart sing "stand by your man" in perfect harmony. good luck and may both of you sing on key. Oh yeah, FUCK YOU BART!!
BRING IT BACK, BIATCH!!
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posted August 01, 2003 09:57 PM
Could write up. I managed to read the whole thing in one sitting. It grabed my attention even though I have a short attention span.
What DGVI?
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harryzx-12
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posted August 01, 2003 10:30 PM
Necromancer- Deals Gap 6
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necro
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posted August 01, 2003 11:06 PM
Oh, thanks.
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