Megabyte
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posted June 13, 2003 01:43 PM
Woman Talk
I've decided I need to work on my relationship w/women 
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman
looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an
even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You
will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
"Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"
when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have
offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she
will only tell you "Nothing"
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they
can avoid if they remember the terminology
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deathpulse
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posted June 13, 2003 01:55 PM
HOly shit thats accurate!
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ZHooligan
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posted June 13, 2003 09:39 PM
Good one Megabyte!
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aliveagain
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posted June 15, 2003 06:07 PM
so now I know your married.Now I really know what she meant when I asked if I could buy the 12
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Megabyte
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posted June 15, 2003 09:26 PM
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so now I know your married.Now I really know what she meant when I asked if I could buy the 12
Been Single for 20 years. I guess because I don't understand woman talk
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ninja12
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posted June 16, 2003 07:40 AM
You could have saved me a lot of trouble if you had posted that 5 years ago. your score 100%.
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