Jake the Snake
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posted June 06, 2003 07:07 PM
Who wants an ass whooping?
Hi, my name is Jake.
I live in Pumpkin Town, SC. Not to far from Deals Gap. I ride there quite often and really enjoy giving sport bike riders an education.
You big bore boys need to learn that talent and not cc's are what makes a man fast. To beat me you are gonna need a lot more talent than you have, that much I know.
If you get down this way,bring your wallet full of $$ and look me up . Me and my 1970 Yamaha XS 650 will give you and education in riding, and help lighten your wallet .
  
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jonwright
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posted June 06, 2003 08:05 PM
WELL C'MON!
You Tennesse Turd burglar - I got sompin' for ya.
Please enjoy a serving of corner speed, a cup of late brake, and a
WHOLE BUNCH OF THIS!!!!
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jonwright
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posted June 06, 2003 08:07 PM
 Edited By: jonwright on 6 Jun 2003 21:08
*yawn*
C'mon, man. You gotta do better than that.
*Reeeeeeeeellll.......splash*
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MadMike
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FEAR THE BLACK FLAG!!!!!!!!
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posted June 06, 2003 08:31 PM
Harry is that what you look like when you cross dress?????
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jonwright
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posted June 06, 2003 08:39 PM
Well, he does have a purty mah-outh with all his teef!
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deathpulse
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posted June 06, 2003 08:48 PM
ROFL - GREAT THREAD!! LOL - I'm still chuckling. I love weenies like that... usually young, dumb guys. My favorite is "my Mustang 5.0 with BLA BLA BLA exhaust, underdrive pullies and power chip will eat your stupid bike for breakfast! LETS RACE". Do they ever learn?
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vozizm
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posted June 06, 2003 08:56 PM
he he he ...
this has to be a joke right?!...
but none the less a great thread!! 
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frEEk
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ummm... yeah
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posted June 06, 2003 10:57 PM
sucks to be that guy!
wait, that looks alot like me!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
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harryzx-12
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posted June 07, 2003 02:24 AM
I thought that was you Mike! No really it's a picture of Fish! 
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BlackMandingoWarrior
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posted June 07, 2003 03:12 AM
Looks More Like...
Erk the Jerk, I bet hIs mother is his aunt!?!?!?
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jonwright
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posted June 07, 2003 04:36 AM
Edited By: jonwright on 7 Jun 2003 05:37
quote:
ROFL - GREAT THREAD!! LOL - I'm still chuckling. I love weenies like that... usually young, dumb guys. My favorite is "my Mustang 5.0 with BLA BLA BLA exhaust, underdrive pullies and power chip will eat your stupid bike for breakfast! LETS RACE". Do they ever learn?
Yeah, I like playing with those rice racer kids. Think they are bad because they have a stooopid wing, neons, and 50 shot.
I'll usually play with 'em for a bit, then when I've had enough I'll pull up the front end and totally emasculate 'em. 
Wait a minute....that almost sounded gay.........
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RAC4IT
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Bergie
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posted June 07, 2003 09:31 AM
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ZHooligan
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posted June 07, 2003 10:08 AM
Looks like Bergie has the biggest can of Whoop-ass!
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frEEk
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ummm... yeah
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posted June 07, 2003 11:10 AM
some people have WAY too much time!
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swft
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Full throttle!
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posted June 07, 2003 04:40 PM
Damn! Don't make him open up that can!
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jonwright
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posted June 07, 2003 05:23 PM
Figgures Bergie would have the biggest can. He has to have the best of everything, doesn't he.
I guess I'll just take my little piss ant can and slink back into the corner...
*sniff* *whine*
But I have to admit. I wouldn't want that opened on me.
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Rubber Pants
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posted June 07, 2003 10:42 PM
You need a breast implant and also a lip reduction!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jake the Snake
Parking Attendant
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posted June 08, 2003 05:32 AM
Hi guys, lets clear things up a bit. I am not some pimple faced kid, you should have been able to look at my picture and see I am 22 years old.
I agree with you about those kids and there rice rocket piece o shit cars. I enjoy blowing by them on the Yami.
Just about as much as I enjoy blowing by sport bikes on the outside of a corner at the Gap.
Hope some of you posers will show up this summer so I can take your money and ego.
I also think some of you are rude, suggesting that my family has inbreeding. We are from South Carolina, NOT Tennessee!!!
Those pictures of cans of whoop ass are funny! Where do you guys come up with this stuff?
Later boys, Jake the Snake.
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bigju
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posted June 08, 2003 02:59 PM
Yes, now I understand this thread!!! I saw Jake the Snake on television last night. Jake is now an admitted Crack Head. Hey Jake here is a thought for your personal signature. "AIN'T NOBODY HAVIN SEX WIT MY SISTER!! UNLESSIN ITS ME! "
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