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posted June 02, 2003 09:42 AM
OT Jackass the movie
Anyone seen this? Never in the history of a movie has one had a more appropriate name. But I have to say there were a couple of things in there that made me laugh till I cried. The toy car and the muscle stimulator still has me laughing. Watching it the second time is 10 times funnier. The second time the tatto went from really lame to downright funny.
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posted June 02, 2003 09:47 AM
that's why they're jackasses...I see these types all the time  ...and they're getting younger and more stupid..makes me chuckle, tho
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posted June 02, 2003 09:53 AM
LMFAO!!!!
Ted,
I too have seen the movie twice. It really is a crazy movie. Those fuckers are NUTS!!!! I laughed pretty damned hard both times I saw it. Some of the stuff is really disgusting, like the sno-cone, and the escapade with the toilet in the hardware store. The golf cart scenes were pretty good for a laugh too. I thought Johnny Knoxville was a goner for a minute.  I liked the bit with the rental car too, he said he hit a dog. It's a movie that you've just got to see to believe IMHO. Pretty damned funny overall, but not for the faint at heart.
I like the "Off Road Tattoo" bit myself. Henry Rollins is a crazy sumbiatch eh??? Steve-O obviously just doesn't give a shit about his appearance. 
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posted June 02, 2003 10:00 AM
I thought it was great. Rented it one night Michelle was at work and laughed so hard I woke Alli up. Then watched it the next night with Michelle and I laughed even more. Love the beginning when their all in the Giant Shopping cart.
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posted June 02, 2003 10:27 AM
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It just goes to show how sick our little group is And proud of it.
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posted June 02, 2003 10:43 AM
Loved the show. Haven't seen the movie yet. I hear the 'bonus' footage is the shiznit.
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posted June 02, 2003 11:02 AM
For sure........
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It just goes to show how sick our litlle group is And proud of it.
We truly are a "Special Breed" eh???
What's really funny to me is when someone overhears you talking about the movie that.......shall we say, suffers from a case of "The Tight Ass". They get all fired up talking about how damned stupid Jackass is and that they'd never spend good money to go see the movie blah blah....freakin' blah.... Why do people get so fired up about stuff like this???? Is it because it pains them to see a bunch of worthless MFs become rich and famous???? Or is it because they never got any props for the retarded shit they did when they were young?
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posted June 02, 2003 11:31 AM
i just saw the movie the other nite also,funny as hell...
i laughed my ass off when the old man got the fireworks in the trash can wake up call at 5:00 am...and then again in his van before he goes to work
 
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posted June 02, 2003 11:59 AM
LMFAO!!!
I forgot about that part!!! Man that was funny stuff for sure. That dude catches hell all the time. I remember one of their shows on MTV when he was awakened by a heavy metal band around 1:30 in the morning. CRAZY!!!!!!!!
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posted June 02, 2003 01:56 PM
I was talking about it at lunch with a couple of guys and one had bought the movie and we were talking to a "tight ass" who just couldn't or wouldnt find the humor. Although he did crack a smile when we told him about the toy car episode. I guess tight ass's can relate to shoving something up ones ass.
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posted June 02, 2003 02:07 PM
LOL!!!!
Ted, Did you tell them about the sno-cone??? LOL
I still can't believe that guy ate that damned thing. YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted June 02, 2003 03:29 PM
We were eating lunch, I didn't want him to hurl. Because what he was eating, I wouldn't feed to my dog.
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posted June 03, 2003 07:24 PM
Knoxville, Steve-o, wee Man and the rest of those guys are living proof of what happens when a woman drinks heavily while concieving! What the fuck inspires you to stick a chicken up your ass and cross a gator pit? The whole baby gator locking on the nipple was funny as hell! Those guys are fucking idiots. But I watch it whenever I'm home on sundays
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posted June 05, 2003 06:07 AM
i love that shit!!!
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