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posted May 23, 2003 04:22 AM
Contest: Caption this picture
Best caption of the thoughts of each of these rubus at the moment the pic was taken wins a Gold Star.
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Otis
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posted May 23, 2003 04:25 AM
 Edited By: Otis on 23 May 2003 05:26
Hyder: "I hope my new race compound tires survived the fall off the cliff"
Rick: "Now let's see, if I drop a gear coming out of this turn maybe I can finally get by Otis"
Harry: "FUCK YOU MUTHERFUCKER!"
Bart: "I wonder if that cute guy wants a ride in my Volvo"
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posted May 23, 2003 05:24 AM
Hyder: "Why do I hear banjos?"
Rick: "Squeal lak a pig!"
Harry: "Ma promised me some corn pone if I can get bak fer lunch!"
Bart: "Hey, it was my turn to squeal lak a pig!"
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Ninjaman12R
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posted May 23, 2003 06:01 AM
The winner fo sho.........
Hyder: I don't know about being off in the woods with all these crazy ass white boys, I'm kinda scared.
Me: You know the way Chris is standing while he's taking pictures makes him look kinda queer. Ah well, no worries, he and Bart will make a cute couple someday.
Bart: Look at the cute little butterfly......................... Gee whiz, I've never seen Chris looking so feminine, that boy is one sexy bitch. I'm in love.
Harry: I fixin' to chunk this bottle at the next goddamned Harley rider that comes by makin' all that fuckin' racket with them motherfuckin' rattly ass drag pipes. Them's about the most ignorant motherfuckers that ever drew a breath. 
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Otis
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posted May 23, 2003 06:41 AM
Funny, but not a winner Biatch! Hyders was good though.
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posted May 23, 2003 06:59 AM
Did a sheep(or any other farm animal) just pass by? Harry looks excited
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posted May 23, 2003 07:24 AM
Harry: I wonder if I can fuck all these guys and get my leathers back on before the next vehicle passes through here..
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posted May 23, 2003 07:34 AM
Man that is disgusting. He needs to add some fiber in his diet.
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posted May 23, 2003 08:12 AM
It's ok guys, follow me, I know a short cut!!
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Ninjaman12R
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posted May 23, 2003 08:16 AM
Fuck you Otis.......
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Funny, but not a winner Biatch! Hyders was good though.
I won, end of story you Motown Meat Maulin' BIATCH!!!!!! 
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posted May 23, 2003 10:04 AM
Harry: i think we're alone boys, let's get the circle jerk on!
Rick: hold on a minute, i just wanna dab a little more perfume on
Bart: i'm just about primed over here
Hyder: i did NOT sign up for this, u backwater fucks
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posted May 23, 2003 10:34 AM
Edited By: jonwright on 23 May 2003 11:35
These gentlemen look obviously concerned as one of thier group (code named Otis) is off in the woods pipe fucking a downed Gixxer. Axious owner (far left) looks on in disgust.
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Otis
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posted May 23, 2003 10:37 AM
DOH! Good one Jon but you are disqualified. You need to be captioning their thoughts, not what you wish here happening.
Oh, that's funny at second glace looking back at Hyders face. He's thinking , man what the fuck is that guy doing to my bike.
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jonwright
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posted May 23, 2003 10:44 AM
Edited By: jonwright on 23 May 2003 11:45
*snort* snicker. Yeah - like I want to see you pipe fucking Heider's Gixxer.... 
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posted May 23, 2003 11:02 AM
Fuck you freek LOL.........Attempt #2
Hyder: I'm 'bout ready to head back to the cabin and blaze up a fatty.
Me: Why do I even hang around these worthless fuckin' deadbeats. It's obvious that none of them are worth a fuck,...bunch o' broke ass menace to society BIATCHES. 
Bart: Jesus H. Christ my friggin' 'roids are on FIRE!!!
Harry: He he he, I bet Bart's 'roids are killing him. That boy really endured major punishment last night at that gig Rick and I booked him at. Probably safe to assume he won't do anymore Harley Rider parties. On the other hand why do I give a fuck, we made much loot. I don't give a goddamn if his ass is on fire, nothing a fucking ice pack and a couple of hydros won't cure. That motherfucker will be back on the JOB tonight or I'll beat the fuck out of him...........................WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING A PICTURE OF CHRIS, YOU STUPID FUCKING MOTOR CITY PECKER POACHING BASTARD!!!! YOUR DADDY SHOULDA JACKED OFF ON A NAPKIN AND LEFT IT ON A FUCKIN' PARK BENCH SO THE FLIES WOULDA HAD SOMETHING TO EAT!!!!!............STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.
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posted May 23, 2003 11:34 AM
NOW THAT WAS GOOD! For now I name you temporary winner, considering Bartria "waldo" Rossi, Harry or Mark haven't chimed in yet.
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jonwright
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posted May 23, 2003 11:39 AM
I second nomination for #2 shot.
BUT....we still need to hear from Harry and Bart. I'd like to see what ol' Lucky has to say.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted May 23, 2003 11:45 AM
Just a friendly reminder........
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NOW THAT WAS GOOD! For now I name you temporary winner, considering Bartria "waldo" Rossi, Harry or Mark haven't chimed in yet.
I can do this shit all day long, matters not to me. Not even sweating yet. I figure I may have to save the best for last if Harry breaks bad.
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posted May 23, 2003 03:13 PM
fuck u, ya buncha untalented, unoriginal fuckwits! turboblew's and mine entries are the only ones that even begin to match the poses & looks on those queen's faces! actually, turboblew's is prolly the most accurate, as we all know harry's the only one who's allowed to speak without being given permission. ya just KNOW he's the one given it out, and the 3 pretty boys are taken it.
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jonwright
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posted May 23, 2003 03:40 PM
God. I'm SOOO glad I wasn't there when Heider wreck. Not just because of the bad karma, but because of THIS SHIT!!!!!
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posted May 24, 2003 03:56 AM
Edited By: bagster on 24 May 2003 04:58
The four travellers stood by the side of the road... Each of them resenting the thought of having to climb down the steep hillside to gather up Bart's Chrome and sequined G-String collection which had blown off the back of his bike on the twisty backroads.
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posted May 24, 2003 04:57 AM
Wow, look at that guys...bears really do shit in the woods........
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posted May 24, 2003 06:45 AM
Edited By: fish_antlers on 24 May 2003 07:47
"Everyone just keep looking away from the guy in the tanktop and maybe he'll leave us alone"
(Inside his head... "Hmmm..... maybe they think I'm gay or something.... it couldnt be the tank top, could it? nawww.... maybe they're just looking at the bears er something....")
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posted May 24, 2003 07:44 AM
Captions:
Heider- "Fuck, that superman suit zack sold me didn't make me invincible"
Ninjaman- "Heider may be joining bart at the blow job stand cause he'll need the money to fix that flying gixxer"
Bart- "I wonder if theres any bears down there I haven't jacked off yet?"
Harry- "Fuck, there goes the riding for today"
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jonwright
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posted May 24, 2003 09:21 AM
Go Fish, GO!
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