Ninjaman12R
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posted May 21, 2003 07:02 AM
Bart's money making scheme @ DG5, LMFAO!!!
He may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but atleast the boy is goal oriented. 
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Otis
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posted May 21, 2003 07:36 AM
ROTFLMAO! Oh, damn that's funny. How much do you suppose TDOT charged him for the sign? LOL
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Zhooligan
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posted May 21, 2003 07:38 AM
Bart should know the first rule of real estate and advertising is location, location location. You need to be in San Francisco not the Gap!  Hopefully you made enough to offset your expenses!
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ballisticzx12r
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posted May 21, 2003 09:19 AM
 Edited By: ballisticzx12r on 21 May 2003 10:25
Rick,
I am going to open up a fucking case of ass whoooopppping on my lovely finance.
Bart
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TurboBlew
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posted May 21, 2003 09:24 AM
Oh damn...lol.
Looks like its "Game on" Bart...lmao
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jonwright
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posted May 21, 2003 10:37 AM
Dooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ninjaman12R
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posted May 21, 2003 11:21 AM
Where's the love?????
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- by The Official Breakfast Chef of DGV - Rick,
I am going to open up a fucking case of ass whoooopppping on my lovely finance.
Bart
Now Bart, let's not get angry. I don't want to have to throw another beer out into the backyard!!! You crazy SUMBIATCH!!!!!!! 
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harryzx-12
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posted May 21, 2003 03:24 PM
Smoke check good!
"You love it", Bart!
Damn rick,that's funny
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Blkbrd
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posted May 21, 2003 05:24 PM
You can't blame the guy he needs the money to buy a new rim. LOL.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted May 21, 2003 06:14 PM
Yeah...........
Yep,.....he needs money for a new wheel.
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harryzx-12
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posted May 22, 2003 02:25 AM
quote by Blkbrd-You can't blame the guy he needs the money to buy a new rim. LOL.
I was told barts rimjobs were $10.!
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jonwright
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posted May 22, 2003 05:12 AM
Edited By: jonwright on 22 May 2003 12:18
Here, Bart. Help is on the way:
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Otis
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posted May 22, 2003 05:21 AM
Jon, did you know that yard you ripped up when you left was the Sherriff's? Man you tore the shit out of it. We were waiting for a visit.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted May 22, 2003 06:29 AM
Yeah you fekkin' inbred sonsabiatch........
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Jon, did you know that yard you ripped up when you left was the Sherriff's? Man you tore the shit out of it. We were waiting for a visit.
Jon,
You need the stay away from that cheap "Barnyard Meth" you boys down in Arkansas are famous for. I swear I was waitin' for you to go "Bo Duke" on us and start yelling YEE-HAW out the window as you majorly fucked up the local Sheriff's rental property. I'll end this by saying "Smooth move ex-lax". Crazy bastidge........
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jonwright
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posted May 22, 2003 08:35 AM
Edited By: jonwright on 22 May 2003 09:39
Yep. Kinda figured that was a foul after I was done.
Hell, if I knew it was the Sheriff's I would have locked the trailer brakes and done a couple of donuts in the yard, too.
And it was bathtub meth. Get yer meth right. Us conisseurs gotta keep you fuckers straight.
BTW, I told Brian the next day I'd do what I needed to do to make it right if'n ya'll got a call from someone.
Musta been that cheap Michelob Light Roger made me drink. That shit makes me CRAZY!!!
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Otis
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posted May 22, 2003 09:39 AM
We just told the one fella that you were a fellow American who was down on his luck that we just met that day waiting for Bart to finish up his blowjobs and you asked if you could party with us. We had no idea who you were or where you were from.
All's good brother.
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REDRIDER
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posted May 22, 2003 10:46 AM
I'm thinking a drive thru service might be the next huge money maker.I can see it now...."100.000.000.000 served"under the golden B.J.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted May 22, 2003 10:54 AM
Don't sweat it Jon.........
Jon, If that's the worse thing you ever do while hanging around us hooligans you'll be ok. When you start highsiding little kids in go-carts then I'll be worried about you.
Good one redrider.......
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jonwright
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posted May 22, 2003 11:25 AM
quote:
We just told the one fella that you were a fellow American who was down on his luck that we just met that day waiting for Bart to finish up his blowjobs and you asked if you could party with us. We had no idea who you were or where you were from.
All's good brother.
Hell, that's not far from the truth (the bus station part).
Yeah, now that you guys mention it, let's go over quickly the list of fouls you fookers commited:
1. Late braking a school bus
2. Highsiding kids in go karts (copious amounts of beer assumed, also assume redneck-in-training Otis let out a 'Yee Haw' while latebaking, highsiding, and stuffing 10 year olds).
Wished I was there!
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