ballisticzx12r
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posted April 18, 2003 11:21 AM
SmackHosue is Full
Ok we are now stacked knee high in crack heads at the ol smackhouse...
Barto
Brian
Otis
Ninjaspam
Harry sack of dounuts
Turboblew (WHO)
I can't wait guys 23 days to go.
Barto
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harryzx-12
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posted April 18, 2003 03:02 PM
I'm ready too, my bike isn't though.It's still set up for drag racing.I will start on it next week.
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Wildman
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posted April 18, 2003 04:37 PM
Was that a Freudian slip on the title? 
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jonwright
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posted April 18, 2003 07:18 PM
Chortle *snort*
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slug
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posted April 18, 2003 07:51 PM
hey there, since you are all top folks, i am going to sacrifice a day of my time tomorow to do a scouting run at the gap and surrounding area.
i will of course be forced to ride some hideously twisty roads to get there, and will attempt to maintain an objective eye out for such silly things as cops, debris, and other road hazards.
i will post the results of the scouting mission.
for a small fee of course....
  
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TurboBlew
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posted April 18, 2003 08:44 PM
Harry, Ive got your stuff almost all cleaned. Ill drop it by this weekend or first part of next week!
Thanks a million.
Slug...we appreciate the services. As for payment...Harry will let you blow Bart in the bathroom...lol
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harryzx-12
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posted April 19, 2003 04:18 AM
After wednesday is ok steve.I'm going to test-n-tune if they have it.What the fuck do you mean cleaned? Did you jack off on my Akropovic or something??
Slug - Bart wil give you a BJ and toss your salad!
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TurboBlew
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posted April 19, 2003 05:44 AM
Hey Bart, whats a Hosue? Is that a lawsuit a hooker files against his/her pimp?
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jonwright
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posted April 19, 2003 05:46 AM
quote:
Slug - Bart wil give you a BJ and toss your salad!
Watch out for the blue cheese dressing.
HAH! Hoo boy, I just kill me sometimes...
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slug
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posted April 19, 2003 06:19 AM
hrmmmmm
*note to self....don't let bart near by.......or is that nearly bi.....
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ballisticzx12r
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posted April 19, 2003 06:29 AM
Harry,
Suck the fuck up.
Bart
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harryzx-12
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posted April 19, 2003 07:26 AM
Bart don't you mean:
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ballisticzx12r
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posted April 19, 2003 07:52 AM
Excellent
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 21, 2003 05:16 AM
You Crazy Sumbiatches.............
I don't know what all you crazy bastards are going to do if we get rained out one day. I say we have a "Let's see who can beat the fuck out of Bart in 60 seconds or less competition". Any takers?????? Ding!!!!!
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Otis
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posted April 21, 2003 06:07 AM
Nah, I think we should hit the Gap in the Trailblazer again. That was hilarious.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 21, 2003 08:13 AM
Yeah.......
quote:
Nah, I think we should hit the Gap in the Trailblazer again. That was hilarious.
Yeah , we did have a good time eh?
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ballisticzx12r
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posted April 21, 2003 11:31 AM
Ya,
It was a good time watching Otis navigate the corners in his $115,000 SUV.
Rick you counldn't find your own ass in 60 seconds you dumb son a bitch.
Barto
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 21, 2003 11:39 AM
Fuck You Bart......................
Bart quit runnin' yer dick sucker and get your game face on BIATCH!!!!! Be prepared to watch Daddy put the smackdown on yer candy ass!!!!!!! I may not be able to find my own ass, but lord knows you can cause you always have an excellent view of it while riding BEHIND me!!!!!!!!! Ass lovin' biatch o' the North, Captain Nutlick aka. Bart the Blowjob Bandit!!!!!!
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harryzx-12
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posted April 21, 2003 12:46 PM
Yeah
quoteby Otis -Nah, I think we should hit the Gap in the Trailblazer again. That was hilarious.
That would be good except this time lets tow Bart Behind us in a little red wagon hooked to the trailer hitch with some large diameter bungee cord.Of course we would have to accelerate and stop a lot!
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slug
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posted April 21, 2003 08:23 PM
gap was nice, a bit crowded, but i got there late. 6 police enforcement vehicles i passed once on 129.
there is a nice divot in middle of one curve where someone screwed up badly.
143 is VERY rough
322 is fine
72 is decent still
129 in NC is VERY rough
more to follow.....
oh yeh, midnite gap runs rock :-)
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Ballisticzx12r
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posted April 21, 2003 08:27 PM
Midnight gap run????
I think that would be a great idea, I'll bring it up at DG5.
Barto
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harryzx-12
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posted April 22, 2003 03:16 AM
Fuck you , this ass ain't ridin through the gap at night.That's asking for it.
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Otis
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posted April 22, 2003 03:19 AM
ROFLMAO at the idea of Bart in a wagon on a bungee cord Harry. Man that wold be funny.
Midnight? Ahh, Bart do you remember what state of mind we are all in at Midnight? I am not swinging a leg over my 12 at that time, no way.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 22, 2003 04:39 AM
Intelligence was never so stealthy............
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- by Ballsuckdickzx12 the Trucker's Delight - Midnight gap run????
I think that would be a great idea, I'll bring it up at DG5.
Barto
That's about the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Why in the world would we want to go there at midnight???? To see how many deer we can hit, or to get fucked up by a bear???? Or is this your way of trying to break into that Extreme Pervert Competition you were telling me about??? (with all the wildlife activity at night) I'm gassed by the whole concept and am going to get this shit out in the open before you kill your damned self. Smackhouse Crew beware!!! Bart is wanting someone to film him going down on a Grizzly bear in the wild!!!!! Don't support him on this one!!! I saw the boy get fucked up by that Kangaroo at the zoo. (I told him he shoulda shaved that day ) I don't think he can take an ass whoopin' from a Grizzly bear. The boy is insane, I'm REALLY starting to worry about his X-Games mentality.
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harryzx-12
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posted April 22, 2003 08:34 AM
How a midnight run to the greyhound bus station to watch bart rossi back it in on a customer! Naaaaaaah, might make us puke.Maybe take him to the zoo and throw him in the female gorilla's in heat cage! That might be entertaining????????
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