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posted April 05, 2003 10:18 PM
What would a statue due if given life?
Saw this and thought I'd share it.
In a city park stood two beautiful statues, one female and the other male, both nude.
These two statues faced each other for many, many years (Naked, remember!).
Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "The two of you have been truly exemplary statues and have brought pleasure to many people that have visited the park over the years. I am hereby authorised by God to give you the greatest wish that can be bestowed on you. I grant you the gift of life - albeit as a limited offer. You have 30 minutes to do whatever your hearts desire."
And with that command, the two statues came to life. They smiled at each other, slowly moved their limbs about in wonderment looked all around and then at their own bodies and finally back at each other.
Still smiling they then ran to the nearby woods and dived behind a large bush.
The angel smiled to herself as she listened to the giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. Even angels knew of such things!
After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes looking extremely satisfied and wearing nothing but even bigger smiles than before.
Puzzled, the angel looked at her watch and said to them, "You still have fifteen minutes. Wouldn't you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
"OH, YES!", the female statue replied. "But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on it's head!"
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To those who do not count their life in years, but in how life
has touched them in the past and how much it can hold in the
future; -- Youth is forever.
  
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