zx12zx11

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posted April 04, 2003 06:33 AM
Breaking News from Paris, France
Breaking News from Paris, France
April 4, 2003
Fireworks ban in France
France announced today that it plans to ban fireworks
at EuroDisney, following last night's display that
caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to
surrender.
Taking a page from French history, based on the fact
that Napoleon used to wear a blood red vest into battle
so that if wounded his blood would blend
with his vest and not realizing he was wounded his
troops would not lose spirit, the modern French army
issued all troops brown pants.
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jonwright

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posted April 04, 2003 07:22 AM
heh heh. A little snip and this goes to the boys at work...
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VincentHill

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posted April 04, 2003 07:44 AM
I read this last night, What kind of world are we living in when a White Guy is the best Rapper, A Black Guy is the Best Golfer, The French are saying that we are Arrogrant and the Germans do not want WAR!
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Made History @ Daytona and still one fast old man!!
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n da zone

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posted April 04, 2003 07:47 AM
Vince, you are RIGHT! We're in... in... BIZARRO world. Every thing is topsy turvy.
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