harryzx-12
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posted March 11, 2003 11:41 PM
America vs France
An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread,
> butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The
> American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
>
> French man: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
>
> American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
>
> French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat
> what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
> them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a
smirk
> on his face. The American listens in silence.
>
> The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
>
> American: "Of Course."
>
> Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't.
In
> France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,
> and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
sell
> the jam to the states."
>
> The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"
>
> Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
>
> American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
>
> Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
>
> American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them,
> melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to France."
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 12, 2003 05:45 AM
Crazy Bastard.....
You ain't right Harry,.....you just ain't right. Where do you come up with this stuff???
Oh yeah,....I bet after reading this Bart will be headed to France to buy some chewing gum. 
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GOZR
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posted March 12, 2003 07:47 AM
Hahahaha no wonder i felt like a funny test ... lol..
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Zhooligan
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posted March 12, 2003 09:26 PM
Bravo... Bravo... encore.. encore! Thanks for putting a smile on my face Harry.
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EastBayDave
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posted March 13, 2003 04:47 PM
http://www.francesurrenders.com
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