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posted February 26, 2003 03:46 AM
I have a problem, can't make DGV.
Are those dates set in concrete? The 9-11th? Fuck I thought it was the 17-18th. I am in St. Thomas from 4/28-5/5 (Mon to Mon)and there is no way I can turn around and leave again the day after I get back. Anyway to push it to the 17-18? FUCK
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posted February 26, 2003 04:01 AM
FUCK FUCK FUCK, you guys have to switch weeks for me. I fucked up. My wife and I wanted to go on a vacation before she gets pregnant again and we were going to go to Aruba but a lifelong friend of mine who's parents own a million dollar home on St. John's in the Virgin Islands said they had one week open this spring, 4/28-5/5 and they would let me have it for only $1400 for the week. So I obviously jumped at it thinking that DGV was the 17-18 which it HAS been for the last 2 years. I already have paid for the house and already paid $900 for airfare, non refundable. Come on guys there is still 2 1/2 months can't we push it back a week???? PLLLLEAAAAASSEEEEE!!!!!!!
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posted February 26, 2003 04:45 AM
Crack cocaine is a MF ain't it..........
Goddamn C., I really do want to drive to Motown and kick your ass. You stupid MF I already know what I'm gettin' you for Christmas this year,........a fuckin' pocket calendar. You do realize that you and I have made every event!!! FUCK!!! I think a man of your means can make the quick turn-around and make the Gap trip. You'll fucking do it and like it Mister. Buck up and be a man Jr., you can and you WILL!!!
Honestly I don't know what to tell you player. I know that I can flex on my time a little. If moving the event is even an option I say we move it to a later date, not anything sooner. I still say you can make it if you really do some "Creative" planning. I'll call Bart and have him and some of his Chitown Chicken Chokers set up a "Think Tank".
I'm really wanting to kick your ass about now!!!! But I do realize you are probably feeling the same way. I'll spare you and not call you a stupid MF again. 
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posted February 26, 2003 04:51 AM
Trust me Rick you are not more pissed than I am. Please is there anyway we can switch weeks. There really is no way I could do it that week Rick. I mean being gone from work the week of the 28th and also the following Mon then leaving again on Wed? Can't do it man you know what I have going on here at work. Please guys is it that big a deal to call the cabins to see if we can push back a week? Isn't there only a handful of us actaully commited to going? Help a brother out. These 2 trips to the gap IS my riding season.
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posted February 26, 2003 05:00 AM
We'll work it out pimp....
I can switch dates at this point. I feel your pain and I know you are bummed in a major way. Don't fret, we've got time and surely if there is a solution to make this happen we'll find it. Think positive bro......
BTW.... You've got mail.
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posted February 26, 2003 06:27 AM
You Motor City Mother F*Cker
I call the cabins they are not in to early you know how the south works...
I'll se what I can do.
You are a real fuck up Otis.
Love,
bart
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posted February 26, 2003 07:08 AM
Otis,
I can solve your problem......If the St. Thomas trip is paid for, I'll swap you my $1,000,000 house (give or take $900,000) for your vacation package. It's called a time share trade-out and it will work for me. Just let me know and we'll stock the fridge with your favorite beverages at no cost to you and yours.
Seriously, I hope things can get worked out.
Dan
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posted February 26, 2003 07:31 AM
I know Bart, on this deal I am a fuck up. But it did make me feel better to know that Melissa also thought it was the 17-18. Help a brother out Bart.
Dan, I do appreciate the offer and while a week at your house riding those roads would be awesome for me, I assure you that Michelle would not take too kindly to it! LOL She wants to sunbath topless on the beaches of St. John, and who am I to argue that?
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posted February 26, 2003 07:46 AM
Otis,
If that sunbathing thing is holding you up, we got a rock quarry close by and I go topless there all the time!
Dan
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posted February 26, 2003 07:47 AM
Bart don't know JACK......... but he can jack you off
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- by i'lldrainyournutsackzx12r - you know how the south works...
Bart my boy/girl , you'll never learn to keep those kind of thoughts to yourself will you??? Go to your local 7-11 and ask Habib  for a 12 pack of "Burn in Hell". You fuckin' Chitown biatches better recognize...........
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posted February 26, 2003 08:01 AM
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Otis,
If that sunbathing thing is holding you up, we got a rock quarry close by and I go topless there all the time!
Dan
LMAO, classic post Dan!
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posted February 26, 2003 10:10 AM
OTIS,What the fuck have you been smoking.Bart posted the dates at the end of the year. I sent in my deposit two weeks ago.I'll check with Melissa to see if she got it. You know it take me 30 minute to make it to foothills you have got me all fuck up now.I'm calling rick wright now this is bullshit.All in favor to help a brother out say I.Otis all jokes aside i know you fuck up but the shit house boys will work it all out for you.LOL Take care you crazy bastard i'll see you at dg5.Now quit your crying and shut the fuck up.
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posted February 26, 2003 10:37 AM
Let Me Know ASAP
Right now the cabin is ope for the following week.
Better let me know fucking soon..
Bart
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posted February 26, 2003 12:05 PM
Fuckin' Retreads...........
All I can say is it's Otis' ass come whenthefuckever!!!!! Maybe he won't fuck everything up this time!!!!! Write this shit down Otis, tie a string around your finger or some shit.......DON'T FORGET!!!!!!!
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posted February 26, 2003 12:07 PM
Ahmen Rick,
I changed the dates. for the motor city ass smacker.
Bart
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posted February 26, 2003 12:14 PM
Yeah..........
He better stock up on the 'roid cream Bart. You are now officially unemployed, Otis is taking your "Post" at the bus station. Sorry Otis, I've gotta give you some shit over this. Bart can now move on to the life of a pimp. Can you handle this new power Bart? Or should I just have two biatches working the bus station?????????
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posted February 26, 2003 12:22 PM
Thank G-D,
That is a job I don't mind being fired from, I told him he was going to be fucked in a mean and nasty way come May.
Bart
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posted February 26, 2003 12:29 PM
Congrats
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Thank G-D,
That is a job I don't mind being fired from, I told him he was going to be fucked in a mean and nasty way come May.
Bart
Well, nobody ever said that pimpin' was easy, but somebody has got to do it. We had to put the smackdown on Motown because he got caught slippin'. His loss = your gain. Be prepared to start countin' some cash instead of handing it over. Life will be good, I'm buyin' us a "Seven-Eight Coupe DeVille" with some 20's to roll up on the set with. Later "Pimp Juice".
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posted February 26, 2003 12:57 PM
I will carry this honor because I am a man of honor and know when I's fucked up! Ya fucksticks!
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posted February 26, 2003 01:02 PM
Hmmmmmm..........
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I will carry this honor because I am a man of honor and know when I's fucked up! Ya fucksticks!
This boy doesn't have an ounce of resistance in him. He may make a better whore than Bart. (my new associate and fellow syndicate underboss) A feat in which some said would never happen. Go figure.................
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posted February 26, 2003 01:10 PM
Otis,Face down and ass up
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posted February 26, 2003 01:12 PM
[quote by I'lllickadickrick AKA ninjanadlicker-He better stock up on the 'roid cream Bart. You are now officially unemployed, Otis is taking your "Post" at the bus station. Sorry Otis, I've gotta give you some shit over this. Bart can now move on to the life of a pimp. Can you handle this new power Bart? Or should I just have two biatches working the bus station?????????
We're gonna have to supply a step stool so the short customers will be at the right height as Otisina is a tall bitch! How bout we put a red wig on otisina and some ruby red lipstick!
I'll be there the whole week no matter what week it is, so long as it's not on a holiday weekend!
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posted February 26, 2003 02:12 PM
......I mean 
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posted February 28, 2003 04:41 AM
LOL!!!
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Otis,Face down and ass up
Lucky that's pretty straight forward eh......
That poor boy is catching hell ain't he. Don't fret Otis, it all worked out for you.
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posted February 28, 2003 04:53 AM
I deserve the lashing. I humbly accept my fate of verbal taunts and ridicule, but if you think any of you queers are going to try to enter my exit only hole, you're sadly mistaken. LOL
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