harryzx-12
Needs a job
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posted November 21, 2001 11:26 AM
Things you can say only at THANKSGIVING and get away with
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in? .
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready
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Ninjaman12R
Needs a job
as a Deal's Gap tour guide.
Posts: 4767
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posted November 21, 2001 11:32 AM
Good Shit Harry !!!!!!!
LMFAO  Funny stuff man, and true.
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What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
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ZX12Girl
Pro
Adrenaline Junkie
Posts: 1740
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posted November 21, 2001 12:42 PM
LOL  Too Funny!!!
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22348bCVC
Zone Head
Posts: 798
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posted November 21, 2001 03:54 PM
...Harry, you made my day...I'm still gigglin'...thanks!
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MadMike
Moderator
FEAR THE BLACK FLAG!!!!!!!!
Posts: 6579
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posted November 21, 2001 04:13 PM
LOL
Harry you da man!!! LOL.....
MM
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ZX12R
Novice Class
Posts: 86
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posted November 21, 2001 05:32 PM
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