fish_antlers
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posted February 12, 2003 06:16 PM
 Edited By: fish_antlers on 12 Feb 2003 18:18
How embarrassing
Chain saw wouldnt cut werth shit..... tried and tried and tried...
anyways.... chain was on backwards..
DOUGHHHHHHHH...
but here's a wee prob.... automatic oiler isnt happening... .I've got it apart but I cant seem to get to the pump for it...
arghhhhhh
   
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posted February 12, 2003 06:25 PM
now thats pretty funny 
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posted February 12, 2003 06:46 PM
DOOFUS
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posted February 12, 2003 06:48 PM
heh,heh,.... ....man, it takes a good sense of humor to fess up to something like that .......got a video?.......kinda' reminds me of a joke....punchline was...."what's that NOISE??"
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posted February 12, 2003 06:55 PM
i push i push but she no cut! what kinda piece o shit is this saw???... rev engine... push on log.. .still no cut... WTF!
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posted February 12, 2003 08:18 PM
hey worm are you sure it isnt SUFOOD.....
There are some things that are best left unsaid..kinda like when Ninja came out of his closet.....I think Ya prolly should have kept that one to your self.....looks like Fish got himself a new nick name sreltna_hsif lmao.....
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posted February 12, 2003 09:43 PM
Pretty damn funny hsif! Have to agree with HDL, I don't think I would have admitted to such a thing! 
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posted February 13, 2003 12:32 AM
I got one word for ya hsif duh......lol
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posted February 13, 2003 02:31 AM
That's ok Fish
Just tell them you were friction sawing.For those that might not know , when you need to cut something very hard on the bandsaw you turn the blade around jack up the speed to wide open (the faster the better)and you can cut a file in half if you were to need to , or fish's head.I don't know which would be harder! 
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posted February 13, 2003 05:18 AM
Hehehe, Gotta love it.
I bought a Chain Saw at a garage sale last summer for $10.
It had compression so I figured I couldn't go wrong for $10. Got it home, it started and ran like a champ.... chain was on backwards. lmao
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posted February 13, 2003 06:48 AM
If you put the chain on backwards can you use it to put the trees back together ?
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fish_antlers
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posted February 13, 2003 07:36 AM
what happened was the trees and bushes I am cutting have tons of metal wrapped in them from the previous homeowner (tons!) .. like bailing wire, aircraft wire.. phone wire.. .you name it .. it's in there.... . I guess instead of trimming shit, he just tied it up with whatever he had lying around...
so needless to say metal and the chainsaw dont mix too well... Every 10 mins or so the chain gets whacked off the bar from contacting some misc metal...
I guess out of frustration I just stopped paying attention altogether with regards to how the chain went back on... seemed like I'd taken it apart and put it back together so many times that I just plain forgot to check...
it's a bit of a good lesson though.. no matter how familiar you are with something it's always important to check the most basic things, as those are the ones that tend to fall through the cracks.
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posted February 13, 2003 08:07 AM
Be a man..use an axe
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posted February 13, 2003 09:38 AM
Reminds me of a story-
One time when I was a kid, some friends were trying to drill a hole in a set of handle bar clamps for a light on a 3 wheeler, they spent about an hour trying to drill the hole thinking the drillbit wasn't sharp.. When one got tired another went over to take over and realized immediately that the drill was spinning in reverse! Once the button was flipped to correct it took 4~5 seconds to drill the hole
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posted February 13, 2003 10:15 AM
quote:
some friends were trying to drill a hole
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUREEEEEE!
fess up berg
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posted February 13, 2003 10:21 AM
Hey Fish...
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posted February 13, 2003 10:21 AM
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it's a bit of a good lesson though.. no matter how familiar you are with something it's always important to check the most basic things, as those are the ones that tend to fall through the cracks.
Like tread on your tire?
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posted February 13, 2003 10:31 AM
you should ask freek about that.. but I "think" he's learned his lesson by now...
BTW.. u coming up here?
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posted February 13, 2003 05:58 PM
hey fish, maybe you should of pushed the saw back and forth faster. I blow mine off with an air gun after every use.
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