Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 10, 2003 08:51 AM
Harley Poem
I fond this on another website and had to post it here for you all to read....note: the views of the poem are not that of its poster...yeah right.....lol hear goes...
A Harley Poem:
Harley, Harley, made of chrome,
Drive them out, then push them home.
Take them out and cruise for chicks,
The men who drive them have tiny dicks.
Farm equipment in disguise,
Sold by salesmen telling lies.
"Want to look tough, be a stud?
Then buy a Harley piece of crud.
Take them out and cruise the roads,
Packin' broads that look like toads,
Leaking oil on all our streets,
Hassling all the folks he meets,
The Harley man is macho king,
Chains and leather, that sort of thing.
So, drink your beer and shoot your dope,
Would I own a Harley? NOPE.
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VincentHill
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posted February 10, 2003 09:53 AM
Love it! Just printed it!
What do Harleys and Hound Dogs have in common?
Same initals
Both like sitting on the owners front porch
Both like riding in the back of Pick up trucks!
I also started to add that when they are out, you need to take a bag along to pick up their "Leavings" (Apply your own word!)
I have a very smart friend that owns a Harley. When he wants to go for a ride in the winter time and the weather is bad, He rides it around in his garage. That way, when it breaks down, he is already home! 
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posted February 10, 2003 09:59 AM
Freaking GREAT!! My brother has a Harley, so I'm fixin' to email him this poem right now.....
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posted February 10, 2003 12:09 PM
Thanks for sharing it with us. Made me tear up. From laughter of course.
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 10, 2003 07:36 PM
lmao......"leaving"and "droppings"........
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posted February 10, 2003 08:23 PM
wait a minute, you smartasses
95% OF ALL HARLEY DAVIDSONS EVER SOLD ARE STILL ON THE ROAD!
The rest actually made it home?
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 10, 2003 08:47 PM
and the ones that made it home, arent really harleys anymore, they have so much aftermarket parts that the only thing that is really still Harley about them is the gas tank and the frame.......
I grew up riding Harleys, the first street bike I ever rode was my dads 58 Sporty....I rode it to and from school for a year...then I bought my CB750 Honda...dad still has that Harley, and I think I have ridden it 10 times in the past 16 years...since I discovered rice.....lol
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posted February 10, 2003 09:53 PM
Funny poem
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posted February 10, 2003 10:00 PM
HELL YEAH HDL! I still have my 'ol 1980 CB-750F (kerker exhaust and jet kit too!) sitting in my garage. I'm going to do a restore this spring (I hope!), so my GF can learn to ride on her  .
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 11, 2003 04:18 AM
that kicks ass, I put lots of miles on that old K model I think it was, but I am not sure....mine had the Kerker 4-2-4 exhaust on it...load as shit.....loland handled like a brick
but was a lot more fun than that old Hadley go.......
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 11, 2003 04:22 AM
oops loud as shit
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posted February 12, 2003 01:12 PM
fucking outstanding!
Loved it and I'm passing it on to my loser harley buddies!!!
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posted February 12, 2003 07:34 PM
Cool. My first street bike was an '81 CB750 Custom. Man I was king turd of shit hill on that thing. I'd just stare at it for hours thinking "This is mine. Their are many like it, but this one is paid for and mine, mine, mine."
Hated to get rid of it, but I upgraded to a CB900 Custom. I just about freeked on the test ride. I shifted and nothing much happened. Looked down and saw TWO shift levers. I came back to the owner in a hurry thinking I had forgotton some vital piece of motorcycle knowledge and asked him what the deal was. It was a high/ low range. How cool!
Loved those CB's!
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 12, 2003 08:06 PM
lol.....yeah but look wht we have now.....I cansurf pics of the ZX12R...even thos ugly greeen ones, and drool....look at how far we have come with handleing, and such....Kelly gets mad at me, I did have a garage before, so when it got cold I brought the bike into the living room to work on it....would put cardboard down so I didnt get the carpet dirty....lol
CB's were great in there time, but now is time for the KING and his name is ZED....
All hail KING ZED........
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