Ballisticzx12r
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posted February 04, 2003 10:50 AM
That's F#$@King Right!!!
Hey all you crack heads,
As time get near, I find myself complelled to start the offical count down post!!!
89 days til the smackhouse is open, 89 days and Harry again Pole smoking, 89 Days and Rick's choking some chicken, 89 days and I be roasting a bucket of corner speed with knees a draggin.
Yes 89 days and where a coming.
Bart
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posted February 04, 2003 07:46 PM
*sigh* as if there weren't already enough smack talkin threads......
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we're btw... we are = we're
where = place....
  
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Ballisticzx12r
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posted February 04, 2003 08:35 PM
Slug,
From what rock you stuck your pencil neck out, I would suggest you craw back under it...
This is for men not boys, gt back on the porch with those who wish they could hang.
If you have any questions please read my signature...
Bart
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posted February 04, 2003 09:04 PM
of all the people who frequent this forum, u are prolyl the last person who should be talkin about this bein a forum for real men, bartina... 
besides, ninjaman will kick yer sorry little tush for chasing the little boys away. MJ's got so many of them reserved for himself, it's becoming difficult for our friend ninjaman to find boys who will play with him
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posted February 05, 2003 01:34 AM
88 days........oh and I am back online again.....lol,
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posted February 05, 2003 04:08 AM
Yep, me too, our DSL has been down for days
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slug
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posted February 05, 2003 04:24 AM
the nice thing about rocks is that they provide protection to the rearward direction, leaving me only having to worry about getting a shot off without a 'surprise'.....
would you prefer 00 or 000 buck?
HDL: welcome back to our world!
PS: shooting tin cans is great fun, the STFU cans explode nicely too! (too bad about your hand, makes it hard to pleasure yourself eh?)
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posted February 05, 2003 06:11 AM
Fucking Pathetic.........
88 days until Bart gets the fuck beat out of him. His mouth is constantly writing checks that his ass can't cash. He'll be draggin' both knees all week @ DG5, but it won't be while he's on his bike. It'll be after hours at the Bus Station, or behind the cabin while he's servicing his "Customers". I heard he was gonna get all of his teeth pulled. LOL!!!!!
Freek, aka Count Throatula, how 'bout shuttin' that big gaping orifice of a cock sucker you call yer mouth. 
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posted February 05, 2003 08:43 AM
lmfao.....
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posted February 07, 2003 12:34 PM
86 Days to Roll out on ricks slow ass...
Shut up you bitch smake and get yourself some "Act Right"
Love,
Bart
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posted February 07, 2003 01:05 PM
Fucking no brain cells left eh Barty Boy.....
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- by ballsuckdickzx12r- 86 Days to Roll out on ricks slow ass...
Shut up you bitch smake and get yourself some "Act Right"
Love,
Bart
You're gonna get a dose of "Act Right" you fuckin' Rootjack!!! Get them grease fittings installed in yer neck, and yer ass before May because you'll need them. I've already got you a gig @ a nearby Harley Riders "Bike Rodeo". They wanted someone, and I quote, "With a purdy mouth". I dunno about purdy, but that MF is big, so I figured it'll all work out you fuckin' Suckcago Shit Chute Gutter Whore.
Oh yeah, and as far as me being slow???? What's that make you???? Friggin' retread!!!!!! Let's see,....maybe Otis or Harry will clearify this one for me.
Who rides in the front? Who rides in the back?
You better be taking your daily supply of "Corner Speed" you little biatch!!! I'm thinkin' about hookin' a chain to ya and draggin' you through the Cherohala. $50 says you'd soil yerself!!!!
Throwing the Love @ All You MFs 24/7
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posted February 08, 2003 03:51 AM
Ninja, if you are as fast as you would like all of us think you are, I REALLY wanna be at DG5....I have to see it for myself....but make sure you go really fast so I can watch ya in my mirror......lmao
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posted February 08, 2003 06:16 AM
I don't give a FUCK..........
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Ninja, if you are as fast as you would like all of us think you are, I REALLY wanna be at DG5....I have to see it for myself....but make sure you go really fast so I can watch ya in my mirror......lmao
I don't give a FUCK if anyone thinks I'm fast or not. I just ride my ride and that's it. BUT,I know Bart has a ways to go before he shows me a wheel. Ain't that right Barty Boy!!!!!!
Lucky and some of the local guys over in the DG area are FAST. People like Chris, Harry, and I, just like to ride a really hot pace. We try and keep it as fast as we can without getting too extreme. We wanna have as much fun as possible, and come back home with bikes intact, and most importantly NO ROAD RASH!!!! I don't think anyone would get bored with our pace, especially on the Cherohala.
I hope you do make it to DG5, it'd be nice to meet you and ride with you. That is........if I can keep up with you.......... I may just have to put the "King of Late Brakers" himself on ya,.....Bart Rossi. , and in all fairness I'll give my boy some props. Believe me it pains me to say it , but Bart has come SO far with his riding. He's doing an excellent job, and if he keeps his cool and continues to keep learning and applying himself, the damn boy MAY be able to ride up front. He has made leaps and bounds and I'm proud of him. The fucker did some passing on 321 that I will remember for the rest of my life.  I was on Rob's Gixxer 1k just having a good ol' time and then fucking Bart goes into fucking death cheating mode. The boy pissed off several cage drivers in a matter of minutes. But then again that usually happens when your riding on the double yellow, right by the drivers window, while STILL meeting oncoming traffic. Yes folks, in NASCAR speak that is "Three Wide". Silly bastard!!!!!!
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posted February 08, 2003 08:55 AM
Commander Retread aka Ricksuckalotofdickula
Rick,
I think will not only bring down a case of "shut the fuck up" by also a harty portion on "Act Right"
As for fast you are, fast right to chow line.
All kidding aside jackholes...
85 days til I wooop it up in May...
Bart
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posted February 08, 2003 11:02 AM
85 days.....hrmmm i need NOS so the little 600 can keep up with you fellas on the straights....
bigger fuel pump.....40lb bottle....
hrmmmm
85hp just doesn't cut it... hehe
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posted February 09, 2003 08:50 PM
dont work like that slug, what ya need are balls, so you can put distane on them in the corners......:P make them catch you, most time is gained or lost on a raod course in the corner........ 
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posted February 10, 2003 04:56 AM
Non-Original MF,........I Pity Your Punk Ass.....
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Rick,
I think will not only bring down a case of "shut the fuck up" by also a harty portion on "Act Right"
As for fast you are, fast right to chow line.
All kidding aside jackholes...
85 days til I wooop it up in May...
Bart
I think you and HDL sould ride 2-Up at DG5. It'll be interesting to see who rides "Biatch", considering that you two will fight about it. I think I'm just gonna bust you right upside the head with a "Tire Iron" as soon as I see you. But you've got it easy compared to HDL. That boy will feel some real pain,.......that's right PAIN.
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posted February 10, 2003 06:25 AM
ooo I am so skeeered....Rick you are gonna have to bring more than a tire iron, you'll never get close enough to use it......
On a serious note, I know I wil lhave a blast at DG5, I just hope that Bush complies with my plans and lets me go home, May was going to be a great month for me...had DG5 setup with you guys, and my family was all comming down to Myrtle Beach Bike Week....got reservations for both places....paid already....lol
P.S. I bet that even if we did ride 2 up, I could still keep you in the mirror....after all I hear you ride like you have a dildo mounted to your seat and stuck up your ass........lol
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posted February 10, 2003 10:06 AM
Fuckin' Salad Tossin' BIATCH..........
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- by i'lltakeonetothejawinadarkalley - ooo I am so skeeered....Rick you are gonna have to bring more than a tire iron, my ass is too loose for that ......
On a serious note, I know I wil lhave a blast at DG5, I just hope that Bush complies with my plans and lets me go home, May was going to be a great month for me...had DG5 setup with you guys, and my family was all comming down to Myrtle Beach Bike Week....got reservations for both places....paid already....lol
P.S. I bet that even if we did ride 2 up, I could still keep you in the mirror....which is pretty impressive considering I have a dildo mounted to my seat and stuck up my ass, I'm wicked kinky like that........lol
Dude, that is WAY more information than I needed to know!!!!!! Goddamned anal perv.........You're fucking sick. I thought Bart was twisted, especially after he ramrodded his Hindle pipe @ DG4,......but you take the cake.
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posted February 10, 2003 05:26 PM
I can see clearly now...
As I figured the Smack Talk would be to reach epic levels and I am certainly happy that it has...
For reasons that are very simple to me, for you all that haven't had the pleasure of having a great big cup of shut the fuck up served to while engaged in a hearty match of dozens, none of this makes sence (not that it should).
That is and should be reason enough to attend a Gap trip.
We like our animal partners survie by establishing a pecking order and in this case it is simple...
Harry pecks Ricks ass, kind of like how monkeys pick lice from each other, it is truly something special that you should see.
Anyway need to get back to the bus stop, I'm behind in paying the "Man."
82 days boyz, 82 days.
Bart
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posted February 10, 2003 06:00 PM
Blow me Bart of the Chi-town chicken chokers.
Quote by Ballsuckdick AKA Bart the Chi town royal root ranger- Harry pecks Ricks ass, kind of like how monkeys pick lice from each other, it is truly something special that you should see.
I don't peck nobody's ass you stupid motherfucker.I have been known to kick a MF's ass.I'm talking about yours, you asswipe.I know why you been taking Yoga , so you can bend over and suck your own dick.I hear you can even toss your own salad.Rumor has it that one of your favorite foods is corn.Not corn on the cob but corn on the knob after your bus station customers pull it out of your ass.You better bring lots of astroglide bart cause rick and I will be working you twice as hard this trip to the gap.We are considering expanding your work area to the airport as well as the bus station.Sleep on that bitch boy bart !
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posted February 10, 2003 08:11 PM
rotflmao@ nINJACUMGUZZLERSWORDSWALLOWERASSMUNCH
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posted February 11, 2003 08:21 AM
Oh Yeah................
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Quote by Ballsuckdick AKA Bart the Chi town royal root ranger- Harry pecks Ricks ass, kind of like how monkeys pick lice from each other, it is truly something special that you should see.
I don't peck nobody's ass you stupid motherfucker.I have been known to kick a MF's ass.I'm talking about yours, you asswipe.I know why you been taking Yoga , so you can bend over and suck your own dick.I hear you can even toss your own salad.Rumor has it that one of your favorite foods is corn.Not corn on the cob but corn on the knob after your bus station customers pull it out of your ass.You better bring lots of astroglide bart cause rick and I will be working you twice as hard this trip to the gap.We are considering expanding your work area to the airport as well as the bus station.Sleep on that bitch boy bart !
Put that in yer pipe and smoke it Bartina!!!! He fuckin' smoked that ass Boy!!!
HDL, Shut the fuck up you fuckin' sponge throated bastard.
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posted February 11, 2003 11:34 AM
lmao.....
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posted February 11, 2003 10:26 PM
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