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posted January 14, 2003 05:03 PM
Hey Rick, I think I heard some muffling in my underwear.Freek, Shut the fuck up before I zip my britches up and fuckin choke you to death! Ya blue haired lizard licker 
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posted January 14, 2003 05:49 PM
Yes sir.
(gotta be respectful to my elders doncha know)
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posted January 14, 2003 09:08 PM
like I said before....stttttttooooooooooooooooppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddd....lmao
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posted January 15, 2003 05:10 AM
LMFAO!!!!
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Hey Rick, I think I heard some muffling in my underwear.Freek, Shut the fuck up before I zip my britches up and fuckin choke you to death! Ya blue haired lizard licker
Damn!!!! That's some funny shit Harry.
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posted January 16, 2003 12:39 AM
dam dem dar must be some really large pants ya got there if ya got Freek stuffed up in dem???? I guess I am just wondering did ya plan on having Freek up in yer pants??? and if so, then doesnt that make you just as big of nob nibbling, cum drizzling, ball lapping, homo freaking weirdo that he is????
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posted January 16, 2003 01:57 AM
well, i am pretty skinny...
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posted January 16, 2003 02:43 AM
lmfao......TMI, TMI........I dont care, dont wanna know.....not asking...dont tell....
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posted January 16, 2003 05:59 AM
You Crazy Fuckers......
You crazy fuckers ain't right. Everytime I open this thread I bust out laughing. Good shit..........good shit indeed. 
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posted January 16, 2003 11:41 AM
hey now, u leave the scat talk out of it! don't involve us clean pants-sharers in ur sick perversions ya damn knob goblin.
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posted January 16, 2003 01:32 PM
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- by freek the double-jointed pecker puffer-hey now, u leave the scat talk out of it! don't involve us clean pants-sharers in ur sick perversions ya damn knob goblin.
Look here you little cock-eyed colon kisser Don't make me have to sic Harry on you!!! He will have no mercy on you. I,on the other hand, being the diplomatic type, will execute a little sympathy here and NOT tell you to "Eat Shit and DIE!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!
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posted January 16, 2003 01:38 PM
you fukrs arent right
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posted January 16, 2003 01:42 PM
oh cum now. u know the only thing harry will attack is your wang. fortunately being the country bumpkin he is, harry has no teeth, so it must be quite the pleasurable experience if ur into that. no wonder u'r always goading [sp] him on, tryin to get him to explode (so he can get YOU to "explode") :o
man, am i glad i live on the other side of the continent. last thing i need is a trio of conceited fart sniffers stalkin me tryin ta get a glimpse of me changin. ya bunch a shit eating dick sucking sperm burping twat fearing bone smoking dingleberry breathed shit smackers.
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posted January 16, 2003 03:27 PM
Here is a picture of Freek's new Dildo
They say he will suck a dick fasted than this can fly.Freek the canadian cock licking champion for the last 8 years running!
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posted January 16, 2003 05:27 PM
Freek is sufferin' from Zactly.....
Freek is sufferin' from "Zactly", his breath smells zactly like his ass. 
Not to mention the fact that he's a Knob Polishin', Nut Nibblin',Root Ranglin',Salad Tossin',Dick Lickin', little Pussy Ass Boy. In short he's "Load Magnet".
Freek, aka Big Gulp the Nut Vaporizer.
Put that in your pipe and smoke freekboy........
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posted January 16, 2003 07:45 PM
ooo, big words commin from a boy who lives in a neighbourhood where higher edjamacashun means ya attended the little one room schoolhouse more than 1 day a week all the way up to grade 5.
y'all got a serious case of homophobia there ninjablower, a textbook case of denial if i ever saw one, ya virus riddled sack of cum! dumbass monkey dick receiving, jizz guzzlin, pecker mongerin, kike brained, master of rimjobs!
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Here is a picture of Freek's new Dildo
that's pretty fuckin funny commin from u harriet, seein as the fucking Starship Enterprise could fly up that smelly twat you call a rectum without hitting the sides no wonder ya can't even find a date in the mens room of the inner city bus station
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posted January 16, 2003 07:52 PM
ya'll are stooooooopppppiiiiddddddd
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posted January 16, 2003 09:07 PM
hmmm...me thinks someone wants the smackdown laid on him eh? feelin left out HellsSkankiestHo? or perhaps u'r jsut jealous that u aint gettin any of bartina's sweet, sweet lovin. no need to be envious, i'm sure ninjapolesmoler and harrypalms will share; in fact, they'd prolyl do anything to get u to join!
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posted January 16, 2003 10:06 PM
400 gallons?
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posted January 17, 2003 04:03 AM
Freek I'm proud of ya man, dishing it out with the two hillbilly queers, and doing a respectable job at that! LOL
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posted January 17, 2003 07:25 AM
dam Freek, what happened to the eyes on your icon, looks like Ninjapolesmoker was behind ya driving and hit something vital that crossed yer eyes, or am I way off base and you were just born a FREEK of nature, that likes nibbling on knobs, licking balls, tossin salads, rubbin rods, swallowing seman, and just generally taking it like the biatch that you are.....
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posted January 17, 2003 08:03 AM
And to think.......
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Freek I'm proud of ya man, dishing it out with the two hillbilly queers, and doing a respectable job at that! LOL
Fuck you Otis!!! You and Freek the Geek can suck a bunch 'o my dick. Otis + Freek = 2 Polesmokers that don't know when to crack open a can of "Shut the Fuck Up". Well here's a hint for ya both OPEN YER CANS NOW!!!!!
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posted January 17, 2003 08:29 AM
You know what's funny Rick, and I'm suprised I haven't mentioned it yet, but everytime I see your title to this thread "For my 1200 post, I'd like to say..." I can't stop the image from popping up in my head of you wearing a cute little pink tutu with big red rosie cheeks dancing aroung singing...
"For my 1200th post I'd like to say... I'm a little tea pot short and stout here is my handle, here is my spout, when I get all steamed up hear me shout "Tip me over and pour me out!"
So cute I tell ya, can you see it? LOL
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posted January 17, 2003 08:35 AM
ROTFLMFAO...........you all are to freaking much.....I laugh my ass of at you guys daily.....thanks for the smiles fellas........lmfao
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posted January 17, 2003 11:07 AM
naw HDL, my eyes are like that cause ninjaanuslicker decided to expose himself to me as i was walkin down the street mindin my own business one day. shit was so gross that i made the most hideous experssion, and like ur momma always told ya, if ya do it too much it'l freeze like that! well sure enough, it did. i'm amazed my hair didnt turn white too, was a very freightening experience. just the look of lust in his eyes when he was bearing his pathos-inducing boyhood scared the shit oughta me. i aint from that town over yonder like them boys , so i'm not used to that kinda shit.
and ninjashitswallower, i couldnt open a can of stfu if i wanted to, cause y'all have to grab every can u lay eyes up on shove it up yer ass ya cum savouring cock connoisseur. yeah, i know u think that makes the can & it's contents more enticing to u, but to us members of the non-sexually insane public, it's kinda vomit inducing. fer fuck's sake, if ya gonna exercise yer sphincter so u can pleasure yer boyfreinds better, buy some love balls (no, that does NOT mean harriet's nuts (i don't mention barinta cause of course he's a eunoch)) & quit stealin every fuckin can of bud light! (tho it prolly doesnt make much difference in teh case of bud)
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posted January 23, 2003 11:54 AM
Fuckin' Morons........
To Freek and Otis, aka "The Ambiguously Gay Duo"
For a couple of MFs who rode the "Short Bus" to school you two have done alright. You have put up a pretty good battle, and by my own addmission smoked me pretty good. But if you knob gobblers think I am done,......think again!!!
Freek, Yer "street smarts" are commendable. You learned a lot in the restrooms of the Greyhound Bus Stations where you earned a "living" for many years. But one thing you have not grasp yet is knowing when to "Shut the Fuck Up". I'd imagine that yer dicksucker of a mouth has caused you a lot of pain in yer lifetime. You and Bart should see if you could get a "Pay Per View" deal going. Can you see it......."Suckoff 2003". You and Bart in a battle of the jaws, going at it in the squared circle sucking off nasty unbathed Harley riders. The event of the century I tell you. I can see some folding chairs across the back in yer future. Get yer kneepads out, and werk on yer antigag reflexes. I think you might be able to "Pull Off" a victory. Good luck................
Otis, The only sumbiatch I know with a pink tutu is you. The one you wore in that gay biker snuff film you stared in. You know "Motown Goes Down.......Again & Again". I swear you must have a grease fitting in yer neck because there is no way a person could possibly take that much wear & tear. Not to mention yer ass, that MF has got to be ready for a rebuild. Maybe you need to be the odd man in Freek & Bart's PPV Event. Yeah,....an opening act of sorts. You could do some "Extreme Insertion" acts er somethin'. You know like sticking a cactus up yer ass, er maybe drivin' a crosstie up yer ass with a sledge hammer. But then again you could stick with your trademark act, the releasing of 50 gerbils out of yer ass. People never get tired of seeing that trick, no matter how gross it is. You girls stand to make a lot of $$$$$ that night.
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