Ninjaman12R
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posted January 13, 2003 12:50 PM
For My 1200th Post I'd Like To Say.............
The board has been a lot of fun lately. All the hype about the Rally in May, and the smack talk that has followed has been a blast. I really enjoy getting on here and checking all the threads out when the board is "jumpin". Thanks to "Fish & Co." for making it happen.
I know some of you may be let down because I didn't post some ol' crazy bullshit.  Rest assured some jackass will post a reply that will gimme the green light. 
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted January 13, 2003 01:10 PM
ok here goes......call me the jackass hten, what the hell things we care what you want to say, some lame ass bullshit for a 1200 post, who cares....not I....or anyone else....So with that being said...NINJASKATEBOARDED....(prolly has a 12 inch skateboard with a genaric skateboard on it) Enough of you babble.....ya want some ammo there it is.....lets see what ya can do with it....
NOT a dam thing....and ya want to mess with the homeys back in the great lakes.......I think not.....
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted January 13, 2003 01:17 PM
lets see what hes got....lmao
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 13, 2003 01:44 PM
HeHeHe.......
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lets see what hes got....lmao
What I have my friend (well used to be) is a #12 Red Wing that shall be shined by your ass come May. Furthermore your "Handle" is going to be changed from HDL to SDFCM. You know SDFCM "Sucks Dick For Crack Money" , I figure that is way more appropriate for you. That's enough heat for now. Oh yeah......I almost forgot to call you a jackass.
YOU JACKASS !!!!
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harryzx-12
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posted January 13, 2003 01:45 PM
Congratulations on your 1200th post
As your prize you win a night out with Bartina the Chi-Town chicken choker After he finishes working the Greyhound bus station in Towndensend Tennesse on the first night of DG-5 . Be careful you don't know where he might have been!
I fired up your answering machine at work! Be sure big mike get to listen to it as I left a message for him also.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 13, 2003 01:51 PM
OMG!!!!!
A night out with Bartina,....AFTER he/she has worked the bus station. I'm afraid I'll pass on that one. It'd probably be like ringin' a dinner bell.......
So you smoked up my voice mail at the office eh??? Excellent. I'll be sure and let Big mike hear it in the morning. As for me, I'm fixin' to dial in and see what the fuck you said.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 13, 2003 01:55 PM
Fucker......
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by Harriet, Florida's Salad Tossin' Champ 6 Yrs. Runnin'
I fired up your answering machine at work! Be sure big mike get to listen to it as I left a message for him also.
You MF I just called in and heard your message. Atleast you smoked Big Mike worse than you did me.
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posted January 13, 2003 04:05 PM
 Edited By: redelk on 13 Jan 2003 19:57
That 1200th post was limper then Bart's wrists and lighter weight then his sneakers!
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posted January 13, 2003 04:12 PM
Fucking post whores! Those are some gay ass looking sneekers! Only thing to make them worse would be some little aklets! 
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redelk
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posted January 13, 2003 04:13 PM
His sock is covering the ankle bracelet.
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posted January 13, 2003 05:26 PM
Toe nails are probably done in a tasteful gold I'll bet!!
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harryzx-12
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posted January 13, 2003 05:35 PM
Yea,Otis painted them for him.
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted January 13, 2003 07:04 PM
ROTFLMMFAO.........
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 14, 2003 05:05 AM
Crazy Bastidges.......
I am sitting in my office laughing my ass off at you crazy fuckers!!!!!!!
sherm, I know the post was a little weak, but hey......us hillbillies need to stick together.
Harry, I didn't know that Otis painted Bart's toenails. That's fucked up, I wonder if he threw in a salad tossin' too.
Bart, Even though you haven't chimed in yet, let me get this out in advance. SHUT THE FUCK UP,....AND DITCH THE GIRLIE SHOES!!!! I swear I saw an ugly bitch at the strip club last night sportin' a pair just like 'em.
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posted January 14, 2003 05:18 AM
Edited By: Otis on 14 Jan 2003 05:18
Harry Harry Harry. you smartin' off about ol' Otis. Well my friend I'll have you know that Barto asked me to paint his toenails cause he was so excited about his date with you he couldn't do it himself, I of course, being of sound mind, told him to fuck off and ask ninjaredneck to do it cause I heard he just got his monthly visit from the Avon lady and had the new Passion Purple nail polish. Bartrina of course almost wet himself at this news cause he'd heard about the seductive properties of this new product and he couldn't wait to have you lick his toes before sucking him off. So Barto skipped over to Ricky with glee and of course Ricky just couldn't wait to apply the new polish on Barto's toes cause he knew that for payment of this tender act of sisterhood, Bart would let him lick his ass. So the last I heard, Ricky was laying on his back with Barto squatting over his face having his anus polished. Now, Harry, I know you're probably jealous hearing this news but it's OK honey, trust me when I say that Barto did it all for you. As soon as their done I'm sure they'll come your way and a nice sisterhood threesome will commence.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 14, 2003 06:09 AM
The post above......
The post above is just plain WRONG!!!
Otis I can't even fuck with that right now. I'm about to friggin' hurl you sick fuck. That post deserves an ass whippin' without a doubt. Just because you and Bart "broke up" doesn't mean you have to take it out on me and Harry. There will be other guys in your life that are "special" to you. Motown Ass Ranger!!!!! 
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posted January 14, 2003 07:20 AM
What? You can dish it out but can't take it? PUSSY!!!! LOL
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 14, 2003 07:47 AM
Just bring it Homeboy......
Yeah, talk that cash money shit Motown. All it's gonna do is cause you to get beat down. You know I don't mind all the trash talkin', that's just a way of life for the "Smackhouse Crew". I'm proud of ya for burnin' me like you did, even if you did go "over the top" just a bit. It shows you got skills..........
Now that the mutual "bullshit" is over. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET TO WORK!!!! Quit fuckin' around playin' on the internet all damned day!!!
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posted January 14, 2003 11:16 AM
oh my, isn't ninjadicklicker a sensitive little girl. cramps gettin u all uptight ninjafairy? forgot ur ibuprofin at Bartina's house again? there there, it'll all be alright when u get together with the rest of the gayhouse crew for ur weekly circle jerk. u'r just feeling unwanted rigt now. don't worry, there's plenty of nice boys that that want u & ur flacid little boyhood.
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posted January 14, 2003 12:20 PM
You Nappy Sumbiatch..........
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- by freek the stump-broke goat fucker - oh my, isn't ninjadicklicker a sensitive little girl. cramps gettin u all uptight ninjafairy? forgot ur ibuprofin at Bartina's house again? there there, it'll all be alright when u get together with the rest of the gayhouse crew for ur weekly circle jerk. u'r just feeling unwanted rigt now. don't worry, there's plenty of nice boys that that want u & ur flacid little boyhood.
freek how would you like to eat a knuckle samidge and chase it down with an ice cold can of "Shut Your Fucking Pie Hole You Ignorant Bastard". The only thing that was forgotten at Bartina's house was the strap-on you used to fuck him with ya dickless wonder. Now quit runnin' yer dicksucker and do something productive,...say like jumpin' into oncoming traffic er sumpthin'. Have a Great Day !!!!
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posted January 14, 2003 12:30 PM
stoooooooooooooooooopiddddddddddddd........lmfao
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posted January 14, 2003 02:23 PM
ninjasmoker69, y'all have got to remember that unlike teh majority of ur boyfriends, i'm not stupid enough to fall for such a stupid suggestion. nor can i be duped into believing that the aforementioned strapon is mine. everyone's heard bartina exalt the wonders of his strapon a thousand times, and describe in great detail jsut how much you love that particular implement Frankly, i'm quite sick of hearing it; hell, hearing that one time is enough ta make ya hurl! u 2 ugly nutsuckers gettin it on is hardly a pretty picture, even among the gay community. man, ya know u'r a coupla scary stool pushers when even michal jackson thinks yer disgusting. bet u 2 got all exited & booked a honeymoon in australia when ya heard it was a "penal colony" didnt ya? poor outcast sperm recepticals, just can't win can ya? 
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posted January 14, 2003 02:44 PM
Rick,
You crazy bastard, I am going to offer one peice of advice...
GET A FUCKING LIFE AND STOP POSTING...
I'm sorry I haven't been able to post much lately, I have never been as busy at work as I am now.
Barto
See you fuckers in a may
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 14, 2003 03:40 PM
Hey Freek......
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ninjasmoker69, y'all have got to remember that unlike teh majority of ur boyfriends, i'm not stupid enough to fall for such a stupid suggestion. nor can i be duped into believing that the aforementioned strapon is mine. everyone's heard bartina exalt the wonders of his strapon a thousand times, and describe in great detail jsut how much you love that particular implement Frankly, i'm quite sick of hearing it; hell, hearing that one time is enough ta make ya hurl! u 2 ugly nutsuckers gettin it on is hardly a pretty picture, even among the gay community. man, ya know u'r a coupla scary stool pushers when even michal jackson thinks yer disgusting. bet u 2 got all exited & booked a honeymoon in australia when ya heard it was a "penal colony" didnt ya? poor outcast sperm recepticals, just can't win can ya?
I have never read so much BULLshit in one paragraph before. Bart is the gay one, so kill all that other noise. I can't help it if I'm tryin' to cash in on Bart's talents. I'm a poor MF and I need to hustle up all the $$$$ I can get. Next year I'm gonna have Bart working a few Nascar events and I have high hopes for a very profitable year. Bart doesn't eat much, and as long as he doesn't blow his 'roids out this year, Harry and I should be able to build a couple of nice drag bikes with the loot.
Now shut the fuck up and get to work on improving the forum er somethin'. Yer gettin' about as bad as Bart with all the bullshit spewing. Gnaw on fishes' dick 'er something, but please quit wasting my precious time.
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frEEk
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posted January 14, 2003 04:13 PM
lol! i just can't argue with all the bart & nascar bashin!!
i also gotta clear something up. i got nuttin against u & harriet makin a livin offa barts polesmokin abilities, it's just all the quality assurance testing u 2 do on him that has me worried. no wonder u 2 gots a reputation for having shriveled up little members, what with the raisin effect u get from havin it soaked in princess bart's saliva all the time. shit, i gotta stop revealin ur secrets before i get an image stuck in my head. i'm gettin kinda queezy as is... *shudder* :o
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