Ballisticzx12r
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posted January 09, 2003 02:20 PM
rs,
I have a tall frosty can of shut the fuck up for you, I hope I can give it to you at DGV.
Barto
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redelk
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posted January 09, 2003 02:28 PM
 Edited By: redelk on 9 Jan 2003 14:41
First things first, Ninjaman... it's just simply ASS... YOURS when I get down there!(in my dreams)
Second, Otis I really didn't doubt that you'd (all of ya'll) wouldn't wait for us "pokemons". You have already proven that before. I do apologize to all of ya'll for implying such. I spoke out of place and half cocked.
Third (I'm saving "Booty Bart" for last), to the general membership and especially those thinking about coming down... PLEASE, DO NOT think that this event is going to leave ANYONE behind or be without PLENTY of oppertunities for all of us to get together to ride, bench race and generally hang out together.
I apologize for even implying, much less actually state such an UNTRUTH based on an ill informed opinion! Like many of those that have had the pleasure of being in the company of Bart, Otis and Ninjaman at the previous events, even I know better and it was wrong for me to imply otherwise.
These are some of the most stand up guys you'll ever have the chance to met and I can't ever imagine them not dropping everything to help cover your back if need be. Like Bart, Lucky and Melissa have stated, this gathering will will provide plenty of oppertunities to ride some of the greatest twisties in the world, hang with the unquestionably coolest people to ever hit a bike's starter button AND have one of the best times of your lives. If you don't, it will be no one's fault but your own. PERIOD!
Now, for our little friend, "Spanky" (aka "Cabin Bitch" or "Blow me Bart")... you should have stuck with your first impression and handed me "the can". You have not in any way alienated me nor are you in any way obligated to "consult" with me on a DAMN THING! I'm not your boss, I'm not the know-it-all grand master of all motorcycle events (though I might tell you otherwise on any given day) and I'm sure as hell not "in charge - thus everything MUST go through me first" guy. Not by any stretch of the imagination (even my own).
I'm just the occasional asshole and still think of ya'll as my best of friends (man, I need to get a life!). I especially want to specifically apologize to you for my way of "asking" for additional details. It was so off base, I have removed my prior two posts, since they do not have any place being on this very important thread.
I don't know if it is because I'm currently stuck in Midland/Odessa, TX on business or what (probably the later), but it's the least I can do to rectify (I knew you'd like me using that word) what I should not have said in the first place.
Like many have already said, the details will be worked out and EVERYONE will have a GREAT time. I would also wish maintain the offer my "services" (not like yours), time, tools and trailer for anyone that may need assistance before (my ETA will be the Saturday of the week before the event) and during the event. Just tell me what you want done (BTW - I've spoken with D in D and we're working on "it").
The only thing I can not offer is "directions". Just ask Lucky, Otis and especially Wildman.
As for it being "ASS" in May, dream on. How we easily forget "Last to leave the wall... first to the store". I'm gonna have to put you "down" just like I did "Grazer".
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LUCKY12
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posted January 09, 2003 03:27 PM
I'm glad you ladies finally got this shit worked out.
Speaking of opening a can of whoop ass, Bart you better get to several track days before may and Sherman you better get as much of that Arkansas road time as you can get. I've been practicing my cornering in the subdivision. It's gonna be both your asses when you get down here.
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posted January 09, 2003 03:51 PM
We cool Sherm....
Sherman it's all good bro. You're a good friend to all of us and we want you to be there and have a good time. That's what it's all about, good friends, good riding, and tons of good times. Now about it being ASS in May........ 
Lucky, I know you didn't just refer to us as "ladies". It'd be ASS in May if I hadn't just got a $149.00 ticket.
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rs
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posted January 09, 2003 04:32 PM
Bart, I'm glad you have already informed the board that you will be my "Beer Bitch" and will be serving up all the "tall frosty cans" for me if I can make it. Glad you saved my old fat ass from the minor task of slapping you into your rightful position as my official "Beer Bitch" for DGV!
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posted January 09, 2003 04:50 PM
Bart for Beer Bitch!
Ya got my vote! Bart the beer bitch!
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Ballisticzx12r
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posted January 09, 2003 09:10 PM
You Better Put Your Rain Coat On
Let me put away my tissue,
I have been honestly crying at Sherm's misrable attempt to save ass.
Yes that's correct, no more mister nice guy!
SO PLEASE AND I MEAN THIS WITH EVERY LASTING BONE IN MY BODY, DO NOT AND I MEAN DO NOT READ ANYTHING FURTHER IF YOU DON'T HAVE SKIN AS THICK AS A RINO
I spent at least 15 minutes laughing my f*@king ass off at his poor attempt not to be officially voted boot licker at DGV.
I'm in promising nature of my good friend Ninjaman aka Rick watch my darkies in my underwear. Dispending some love.
Now for all you sit down and I'll personally deliver a 64 oz can of, you know, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!" RS this means you!!!
Your toiling has grown boring and I have much more important things to do then listen to a bunch chicken puckers talk about how they cried in each other's beers.
Now back to reality hope there goes gravity, and opps there's Harry. Anyway you all better get your shit in order.
My reflection by John Handy...
Dear Diary,
My trip to TN is May was just amazing; I got to see so many things.
This one guy Sherm (and computer always want to change his name to SPERM HUMM), he was like a manic person that couldn't do anything if he didn't already have it written down on paper, but after these other guy's threw him in the river seem to come out of the fog.
Then there was Harry,
Don't ask why they call him that, his back could keep every Eskimo in Alaska warm through the winter. He took my abuse but it seems to be warranted.
It was funny to watch him ride, kind of like trying get a hard boiled egg to stand up on a lop sided counter top.
Then I met this guy named Rick Ninja something or another,
He had the biggest mouth of anyone I've ever met. The quinesensal definition of diahra of the mouth. The only time I think he stop talking is when he had a dick in his mouth.
The nest person I met was Chris aka Otis,
He's from Detroit, yes the motor city. He was cool that is if he would ever lay down Harry's dick to talk. Other then that he is a good rider, likes to follow close. Figure he is looking for his next rectum I mean victim tonight.
Mark well there's a guy that has pretty much proven that "Keeping it in the Family" is not always a good thing. He can ride like EBOZ but late at night, watch him he has that "Where's the Beef Look" in his eyes.
Anyway this was the greatest trip of my life and I will be a bigger hit next year if I can figure out what "Gobble The Weiner" means.
Peace and Love,
Bart
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posted January 09, 2003 09:37 PM
In Closing...
I can't wait to see the amount of shit I am going to catch for my last post.
Please Don't Let Me Down.
Barto
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posted January 10, 2003 04:11 AM
Everythings Good, Sherm, I really hope we see ya there with us at the cabins.
BartoSupremo? Uhhhh, what the fuck ever. You still got scratches on your johnson after servicing that Hindle? Rick you still got them pics?
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 10, 2003 05:19 AM
BART WILL BE A STATISTIC AFTER DGV
Bart,
You talk a whole lot of shit for someone whose throat has seen more sperm than Elton Johns'.
You're a legend in your own mind. To everyone else you are STILL the Chitown Chicken Chokin' Champion. I can't wait to smoke your ass nonfuckingstop come May. Harry will be on your ass too, literally.  Oh yeah and your trackday in April better be a good one cause I'm gonna pull a plug-wire off Lil' Red when we get on the Cherohala and be sitting down at Tellico Beach gettin' my grub on when you show up. Corner speed bay-bee, get some, you'll need it.
I'm figuring you always ride in the back for one of 2 reasons, neither are good.
Reason #1 - You're gay and like to look at all of our asses.
Reason #2 - You're just fucking slow .
You had better bring your A game son, and it better be better than your A game was in September. Need I say more???? I'm figuring Harry, Chris, Lucky, and Rob will have no problem backing me on this one. On my slowest day I will still check out on you Barto. (aka Blozo)
Slingin' the love to ya brother as only I can. We will have an awesome time!!! I feel sorry for anyone who has a soft heart that falls up in "amongst" us hooligans. Harry could be the official "Welcome Wagon". Newbie enters, "Hey guys what's up"? Harry starts his welcoming process - "What the fuck do you want you stupid motherfucker"? I believe you'd take one to the jaws"!!! Newbie leaves. Harry says "What was that ignorant sonofabitches problem"? Can't friggin' wait...................
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posted January 10, 2003 05:22 AM
"" I feel sorry for anyone who has a soft heart that falls up in "amongst" us hooligans. Harry could be the official "Welcome Wagon". Newbie enters, "Hey guys what's up"? Harry starts his welcoming process - "What the fuck do you want you stupid motherfucker"? I believe you'd take one to the jaws"!!! Newbie leaves. Harry says "What was that ignorant sonofabitches problem"? Can't friggin' wait................... ""
Ahhhh, shit that made me laugh out loud! My secretary came in my office saying what's so funny? I told her she wouldn't understand. Classic Rick, classic. I can see Harry doing just that. LMFAO
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 10, 2003 05:24 AM
Hey Otis....
Yeah I've still got the pics.
The beauty of it is that there are plenty of pics that haven't been posted!!! Are ya listenin' there Chitown???? Keep on runnin' that dicksucker and more photos will surface.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 10, 2003 05:51 AM
Definitely a classic........
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"" I feel sorry for anyone who has a soft heart that falls up in "amongst" us hooligans. Harry could be the official "Welcome Wagon". Newbie enters, "Hey guys what's up"? Harry starts his welcoming process - "What the fuck do you want you stupid motherfucker"? I believe you'd take one to the jaws"!!! Newbie leaves. Harry says "What was that ignorant sonofabitches problem"? Can't friggin' wait................... ""
Ahhhh, shit that made me laugh out loud! My secretary came in my office saying what's so funny? I told her she wouldn't understand. Classic Rick, classic. I can see Harry doing just that. LMFAO
I can see him doing it too. That MF is my boy right there, he's the only person I know that is as crazy as I am. LOL!!!
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posted January 10, 2003 06:59 AM
Figuring that your already intimate with your proctoligist, you better keep his number on you speed dial.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 10, 2003 07:15 AM
quote:
Anyway this was the greatest trip of my life and I will be a bigger hit next year if I can "Gobble all The Weiners".
Peace and Love,
Bart aka Count Suckula
You stupid motherfucker, you've gobbled enough weiners. The boy has dick breath so bad that Scope won't even fuck with his mouth. I don't know about you Chitown boys, instead of calling Chicago the "Windy City" I'm now referring to it as "Punksville, IL",....home of all that is wrong with society today.
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posted January 10, 2003 08:45 AM
ROTFLMFAO@ you silly mutha fukers......aint not a one of ya got and friggin sense.....IMHO and the opinion of a few others I am sure.....but I tell you all waht, ya keep me laughing.....you guys a trip, and i will say that it has been your INSANITY that has helped me keep my SANITY over here in this Godforsake place.......later all Jim
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posted January 10, 2003 09:03 AM
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I'm glad you get a kick out of our rantings. I can safely say the ignorance is 10 fold when you meet us in person. I love to see people laughing and smiling. That's why I say a lot of the stupid shit I say. Just to make people laugh and kinda loosten up a little.
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posted January 10, 2003 09:10 AM
We have that in common then....if ya cant have a good time, what is the sense....will talk shit with the best of them, and am thick skinned enough to take it......its all about the fun......
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posted January 10, 2003 09:11 AM
I have a very hard time believing that anyone who would wear those "fairy slipper" shoes of yours isn't intimately familiar with the term "Gobble the Weiner".
Just in case your high protein milkshake diet has affected your word association skills, "gobble the weiner" is what you are doing just before the aforementioned milkshake is served.
Don't let your excitement over being around so many men at DGV prevent you from fulfilling your primary duties as "Beer Bitch" or we'll have Lucky's son straighten your ass out again.
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted January 10, 2003 09:15 AM
lmfao......
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 10, 2003 09:42 AM
This thread.......
This thread RULES!!! The bullshit meter is fuckin' pegged! Lovin' it.............
Bart will infact be the official "Beer Biatch" of DGV, he has no say in the matter. Board members have spoken, it is now law. After all, Bart is a bartender by trade. The job is right up his alley.
In all honesty Bart was a most gracious host at DG4, he cooked breakfast every morning I believe. He also took care of the after ride beverages for the most part. I'd hate to know how many cases of beer we consumed that week. We had an awesome time, never a dull moment. NEVER............
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted January 10, 2003 09:56 AM
sounds like it willbe a blast I am really looking forword to meeting everyone....its always great to meet people that have similar interests....am not a big drinker, but I have been known to throw down a few.....its all about the company....good company, great beer and even better bikes......freakin eh
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posted January 10, 2003 10:03 AM
Ditto......
Yeah, we don't care if any of you guys drink or not. You don't have to be an alcoholic to hang with us. The sobber people get some damned good entertainment from watching our stupid asses. It is a laugh a minute I tell you.
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted January 10, 2003 10:12 AM
count me in.....only thing that will stop me from being there is Uncle Sam and Saddam......if they decide to start trying to see who is the bully on the block......
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posted January 10, 2003 07:33 PM
Will know on Groundhog Day if I can make it. Hope so, last year was a blast.
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