Hells Dark Lord

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posted January 09, 2003 10:48 AM
hell yeah Ninja, I am there.....that is as long as uncle sam lets me go home......in time....lol
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posted January 09, 2003 11:01 AM
quote: Rick and Harry and I have been known to only have a hair distance between us but that's because we implicitly trust each other, and hinestly like it that way.
See what happens when you take sumthin outta context?
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Hells Dark Lord

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posted January 09, 2003 11:13 AM
wasnt gonna go there swft....but since you did first...........lol
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posted January 09, 2003 12:54 PM
It's On.....
Don't try to trip on my boys now.
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posted January 09, 2003 02:26 PM
Rick,
You silly fuck, you went with the K-Mart tires so you could use that as an excuse as to why you are going get a good look at my tail pipe.
But then again as I remember you love the tail pipe.
Get the Corsers you ass.
Love,
Barto
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posted January 09, 2003 03:07 PM
quote: Me, you and Harry have ran through those mountains over there like Winston Cup cars in the draft at Daytona. FUCKING AWESOME STUFF!!!!
not too hard to do when yer riding 30mph ya granny drivin knobs.
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posted January 09, 2003 03:09 PM
Bart , Rick could smoke your chi-town chicken smokin ass on Chen Shings Bitch.You know how worn out our tires were cause you rode mine and said to me "I don't know how you ride it like that"
Those tires were as slick as two eels fuckin.Slidin away in the corners!
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posted January 09, 2003 03:58 PM
Edited By: harryzx-12 on 9 Jan 2003 15:59
quote by Freek the blue haired canadian knob polisher -Me, you and Harry have ran through those mountains over there like Winston Cup cars in the draft at Daytona. FUCKING AWESOME STUFF!!!! not too hard to do when yer riding 30mph ya granny drivin knobs.
Why don't your bring your canadian pole smokin slow ass down to tennesse and ride with us fuckface! . Thats if you can borrow a pair of nuts big enough. Cause them little bb's your sportin now ain't gonna cut it!
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Ninjaman12R

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posted January 09, 2003 04:17 PM
Attention Biatches.....
Bart,
Don't make me put the smackdown on ya player. I'll run your ass down on bare rims and make you like it.
freek,
How can I say this gently...........SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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Ballisticzx12r

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posted January 09, 2003 09:19 PM
Harry You Fucker
Harry,
I said I didn't like how your bike rode because it was set up for some one that 4'11" and 375 lbs. You fucker, I could get that gilopie to turn with out your wife behind me.
Barto
Rick Shut the Fuck Up
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frEEk

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posted January 09, 2003 10:47 PM
don't be hatin a playa jsut cause i actually GOTS some nuts ya damn eunuch.
and i did ride with u fuckwits at the last gap, but y'all were so fuckin busy knittin doilies & drinkin tea while visiting with your friends at the local retirement home that ya didnt even notice me passin ya 20 frickin times! then when ya finally get on yer bikes yer so busy doin that "great cranny with too much makeup smokin a Virginia Slim and steadying yer vodka on the dashboard while leaned way the fuck over the wheel of her 74 olds cutlass" impersonation that ya dont even notice me passin yer lame asses another 15 times by the time ya get thru the gap, during which u did nothing but complain how all teh corners made it hard put on yer makeup.
but why u i even bother. yer from tennesse! i don't even HAVE to insult u, y'all do a fine job all on yer own! BAHA!!!
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Hells Dark Lord

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posted January 10, 2003 02:40 AM
was mreading back through the post... Otis, rest assured, if I am in the United States...I will be at DG5, its about 7 hours from myhouse and about and hourand a half frommy normal riding areas around TWO...Like I said provided I am not still sitting my ass over here in Kuwait...and I hear ya about the who is faster than whom....its all about good fun, I dont care if I run with the front or the back or if I am the fastest or the slowest, for me its all about he ride....I have just as much fun up there riding with the g/f putting through the gap as I do blastin it with the buddies....So I will leave it at this....Lets Ride........
Been over in this freaking place for 4 months now, due to be home the end of March, we shall see....that only give me a little over a month to get back in the saddle and hone up the skills......lol
*that is my prelog to my excuses later ya'll* LMAO
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posted January 10, 2003 04:01 AM
I thought Bart said the trip to TWO and back from the gap was like 6 hours??? HDL, you really should come stay with us man. You'll be missing a good time.
Chris
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posted January 10, 2003 05:56 AM
Key words......
quote: I thought Bart said the trip to TWO and back from the gap was like 6 hours??? HDL, you really should come stay with us man. You'll be missing a good time.
Chris
The key words in that statement are "Bart said". Which translates into "This may, or may not, be a load of horseshit".
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posted January 10, 2003 08:15 AM
lol, let me set the record straight fellas...the trip is about an hour and 15 minutes to an hour and a half, if you follow close to the speed limits.. its about 70 miles from the resort at fontanna to the lodge at TWO.....I could list off a bunch of roads in that area that are great....if we get a chance to ride War Woman rd, watch the decreasing radius turns....they are a Mf'er.... I may just do that Otis, would like to hang out with the fellas, but I have to talk to Kelly and see if she can get some reservations up there were you all are staying.....I just hate to reserve the cabin up there and uncle sam put a damper on things by keeping me here.....if you all pull up a map on map quest or rand mcnally, distance off the milage from Suches GA to Topoco NC it will get ya close.....if I remember correctly thought its right at 70 miles...but its been 6 or 7 months since I have been up there....later fellas...Jim
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posted January 10, 2003 08:31 AM
HDL, maybe Barto and the others went the backroads to get down there, not the dIrect route.
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Hells Dark Lord

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posted January 10, 2003 08:50 AM
lol, could be, I could find any number of great roads to ride between them....and would start by riding out the cherohola to tellico plains and going south on 68.....bout a 100 miles that way
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posted January 11, 2003 12:09 PM
Fucking Bart........
quote: HDL, maybe Barto and the others went the backroads to get down there, not the dIrect route.
Barto probably pulled over and "serviced" everyone so he could make a little extra loot. If he did make any money he's holdin' out on mine and Harry's cut. I see some "bitch slappin' " in Bart's future, say like May '03.
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posted January 11, 2003 01:12 PM
lmfao......now I knwo you all arent right in da head.....but that is ok, just means I will fit in........lol
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posted January 12, 2003 04:55 PM
Yep....
quote: lmfao......now I knwo you all arent right in da head.....but that is ok, just means I will fit in........lol
We be some crazy sumbitches.
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posted January 12, 2003 09:03 PM
that kicks ass Ninja, it a good thing to hang out with a bunch of guys that know you are just messin with then when yer bustin their chops, and dont get all bent out of shape about it.....and its reallt cool when ya get a bunch of guys together that all have similar interests.....
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posted January 12, 2003 09:34 PM
HDL is correct, yall listen to him. Those are some fine roads. After going to TWO you may want to skip the congestion and, ahem, unwanted attention at the Gap. At TWO they call it BIG DEALs gap LOL! I ran into the crew at the station for a second last summer. I was there on the ZRX. Lucky, Oldkawboy,zx11zx12(on da Valk), I believe Dave was there too. Foothills, River Road and the Gap are nice but I'd take TWO first and day trip up to the Gap. They have cabins, lodges and trailers at TWO if you don't want to tent. And there's a nice pavillion at the "airport". Perfect for trash talking and whisky sippin around the big pot belly stove. We need to set it up in Aug/Sept with the ZRX crew, You guys would get along just fine.
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posted January 13, 2003 05:49 AM
Scooter I agree with ya...I never see the cops around two, except for the local that lives there, and he is cool, he rides a ZX9 himself. Deals is a lot of fun and I am gonna go there to ride with you all, but I wouldnt spend a long weekend up there on my own....too many squids, and cops at deals....its fun for a day or so, but the traffic sucks.... The area around TWO consists of roads like 60 and 68, or 180 and 129 up and down Blood Mountain.....hey Scooter you are from around that area right? I go up there atleast once a onth in the summer, and anytime I can get a long weekend... have to give you a holler the next time I head up that way....
Same thing for anyone else up that way, anyone is welcome at the trailer when we go up there, I usually take enough food to feed an Army....(Kelly is a cook for tha Army) so I never go hungry...would be happy to show you fellas around the area....just some ideas.....Jim
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posted January 13, 2003 05:57 AM
Excellent.............
quote: that kicks ass Ninja, it a good thing to hang out with a bunch of guys that know you are just messin with then when yer bustin their chops, and dont get all bent out of shape about it.....and its reallt cool when ya get a bunch of guys together that all have similar interests.....
Yeah, it RULES!!! If ya got a chip on your shoulder this ain't the crew to hang with, on the other hand if you enjoy nonstop insanity it's the "DOPE". Back in September even after everyone was in bed attempting to go to sleep, all us crazy sumbitches was still fucking raising hell. A goddamned riot I tell you. BET's comicview ain't got shit on us!!!!
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Hells Dark Lord

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posted January 13, 2003 06:05 AM
lmao...I can only imagine.......
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