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posted December 13, 2002 11:41 AM
White Trash Christmas!
Thought some of ya'll might enjoy this.
http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html
  
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harryzx-12
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posted December 14, 2002 03:19 AM
That was funny!
That baby reminds me of Ballistic! The dog reminds me of rick aka Ninjaman! 
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Ninjaman12R
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posted December 14, 2002 05:15 PM
Pretty Funny................
Funny stuff.........
Shut the Fuck Up Harriet...... 
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sassyvanilla
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posted December 14, 2002 07:42 PM
that was great!
and I think it was made in canada !
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frEEk
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posted December 15, 2002 12:55 AM
that was fookin hilarious!
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Scooter
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posted December 15, 2002 01:44 AM
Home sweet home.
AN ARKANSAS CHRISTMAS
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, AND ALL THROUGH THE SHACK,
NOT A DARN THING WAS A MOVIN', FROM THE FRONT TO THE BACK.
THE KIDS WERE IN BED, WE HAD NINE AT THE TIME,
THE WIFE IN HER CURLERS, WAS LOOKIN' REAL FINE.
A COLD WIND WAS BLOWIN', UP THE HOLLER IT MOANED,
TEN DOGS ON THE PORCH ALL HOWLED AND GROANED.
THE BOYS WERE ALL DREAMIN' OF WEAPONS AND GUNS,
FOR KILLIN' GOD'S CREATURES, ... THERE'S NO BETTER FUN!
THE GIRLS IN THEIR FEMININE DREAMS WERE ATTUNED,
TO GETTING THOSE GALLONS OF WAL-MART PERFUME.
THE WIFE WANTED JEWELRY, LIKE RINGS WITH BIG ROCKS.
I JUST WANTED MY CHEVY DOWN OFF OF THEM BLOCKS.
THEN OUT IN YARD, SUCH A NOISE DID COMMENCE,
LIKE SOMETHING WAS CAUGHT IN OUR NEW BOB-WAR FENCE.
I RAN TO THE WINDOW, AND SAW PRETTY QUICK,
THE MAN MAKIN' THAT RACKET, WAS GOOD OL' ST. NICK.
YOU MAY THINK OF SANTA IN YOUR OWN MIND'S EYE,
DRESSED IN A RED AND WHITE SUIT, BUT I'VE GOT A SURPRISE.
THAT OLD BOY'S AN ARKIE, FROM UP NEAR MT. GAYLOR,
HE MARRIED HIS COUSIN, AND THEY LIVE IN A TRAILER.
ON CHRISTMAS, OF COURSE, A SLEIGH FOR HIS RIG,
HE HOOKS THE THING UP TO A RAZORBACK PIG!
HE CLIMBED ON THE ROOF, WITH HIS BAG FULL OF GOODIES,
HE BACKED DOWN THE FIREPLACE, ALL DIRTY AND SOOTY.
FAT LEGS IN HIS BRITCHES, CHUBBY HANDS IN HIS MITTENS,
I MUST ADMIT FROM THE BACK, HE LOOKED LOTS LIKE BILL CLINTON.
HE TURNED TOWARD THE TREE, HIS EYES ALL AGLOW,
HE WAS AN ARKANSAS BOY FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS TOE.
HIS NECK WAS A RED ONE, HIS SHIRT SAID "LITE BEER",
HE HAD NO RED HAT ON, BUT HIS CAP READ "JOHN DEERE".
HE LEFT ALL THE PRESENTS, WITH AN AIR OF DELIGHT,
THEN IT WAS BACK TO THE CHIMNEY, AND INTO THE NIGHT.
HE RAN INTO THE YARD, THREW HIS BAG IN THE SLEIGH,
THEN HE YELLED AT THE DOGS, "GET THE HELL OUT TH' WAY!"
I RAN OUT TO ASK HIM WHY HE BROUGHT SUCH GOOD CHEER;
BUT INSTEAD HE JUST ASKED ME, "YOU GET YOU A DEER?"
THEN I HEARD HIM EXCLAIM, AS THAT PIG TOOK FLIGHT,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL ... I NEED A BUD LITE!"
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zx12rpilot
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posted December 19, 2002 03:19 AM
Reminds me of my childhood, great stuff!
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zx12zx11
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posted December 19, 2002 10:31 AM
On a beautiful December evening, Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee, were sitting on the ocean shore. Overhead was a romantic full moon.
Huan Cho said, "Hey Baby, let's play Weeweechu."
"Oh no, not now. Let' s just look at the moon," said Jung Lee.
"Oh, c'mon Baby, I wanna play Weeweechu with you. You know I love you, and it's the perfect time," said Huan Cho.
She said,"But I'd rather just hold hands and watch the moon."
He pleaded, "Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."
She looked at him and said, "Okay, let's play Weeweechu!"
Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and began to sing, "Weeweechu a MERRY CHRISTMAS, Weeweechu a MERRY CHRISTMAS, Weeweechu a MERRY CHRISTMAS, and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
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posted December 20, 2002 12:32 PM
Makes a guy want to go gets some skoal.
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