kzz1
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posted November 27, 2002 07:27 PM
 Edited By: kzz1 on 27 Nov 2002 19:54
Joke of the day
JOKE TIME:
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time
for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot
handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just
let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around
the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire
chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so
just to be fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off
running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster is taking off running
after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster
has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and
gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when
he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM! He blows
the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
"Dangit... third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of the story...
Don't mess with us old folks....age and treachery will always overcome youth
and skill! 
  
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Hells Dark Lord
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living life, and loving it.
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posted November 27, 2002 10:04 PM
lmao........amen brotha
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Hells Dark Lord
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living life, and loving it.
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posted November 27, 2002 10:05 PM
lmao........amen brotha
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ZHooligan
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posted November 27, 2002 11:14 PM
an oldie but a goodie!
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To those who do not count their life in years, but in how life
has touched them in the past and how much it can hold in the
future; -- Youth is forever.
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zx12zx11
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posted November 28, 2002 08:33 AM
Edited By: zx12zx11 on 29 Nov 2002 10:38
In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:
Tylenol
is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin,
Advil is ibuprofen, and so on.
The FDA has been looking for a generic
name for Viagra, and announced that it has settled on mycoxafloppin.
Also
considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin,
mydixadud, dixafix, and of course,
ibepokin.
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted November 28, 2002 07:26 PM
lol....too dam funny.....
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zx12zx11
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posted November 30, 2002 09:39 AM
Subject: That's life
1. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
2. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
3. If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
4. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
5. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
6. I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish he
didn't trust me so much.
7. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
8. If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.
9. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
10. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.
11. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
12. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
13. Some days! are a total waste of makeup.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
16. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.
17. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
18. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before
you need it.
19. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.
20. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
21. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them
all yourself.
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted November 30, 2002 09:46 AM
man are some of those true or what........lol
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