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posted November 06, 2002 02:05 PM
OT: Demolition Derby
http://www.jaxraceways.com/Files/bulletin2.htm
Our local street racing board is chipping in to do this here in town...someones mom donated a 1964 Dodge Polara for use in the event. We pick it up this weekend to start our "modifications"
Anyone ever participate in this? It certainly sounds like a blast!!
Pics and updates to come!
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posted November 06, 2002 04:42 PM
Oh man, I've got to see this! I've only been to one and the carnage was incredible!
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posted November 06, 2002 08:51 PM
My brother got an early seventies caddy limousine and we fixed her up for the local demo derby about 8 years back.
had a blast, the crowd loved seeing that thing get bashed into also!
I will see if I can find some pictures.
Good luck Y.C.I.S. and "drive safe" LOL!
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posted November 06, 2002 09:37 PM
Did one about 15+ yrs ago. Myself and 2 buds picked up a 12 pack and rode the back alleys until we found, if memory serves, a early 60's Lincoln Continental the owner would part with for a couple hundred. Radiator was relatively safe about 2 feet from the grill. Then we filled the doors with Quick-Crete. BUWAAHAAHAA!! Officials didn't like that much.
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posted November 07, 2002 05:27 AM
Fuckin' Derbys RULE!!!!!!!
I've seen several Derbys and it all depends on how serious the competitors are, and what the rules are concerning the car. The Derbys that have a bunch of guys in there with cars they pulled out of a salvage yard, and somehow got the motor running, or put some wheezy motor in, ain't too excitin' in my book. BUT, if you ever see a real Derby where the cars have HOT motors, freakin' mud grips, and all the body seams welded (except the hood of course), and maybe a few bars welded in here and there to beef things up a bit, IT ROCKS!!!! Oh yeah,....and the quickcrete is a good thing too if you can get away with it. Nothing like a "Good Ol' Boy" primed up on several Budweisers getting in one of those fuckin' cars and just mauling anyone he can get a hit on. Fucking classic, went and saw a good one back in the summer. It's amazing at the punishment a well prepared car will take, especially the engine.
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posted November 10, 2002 07:10 PM
Our first glimpse of the beast!!!
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posted November 10, 2002 07:12 PM
Yea baby...these weeds are growing THROUGH the trunk!
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posted November 10, 2002 07:14 PM
yes folks...these are walnuts...apparently the engine bay served as a home for squirrles (I shit you not)
Can you believe this thing actually cranked later?
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posted November 10, 2002 07:16 PM
Apparently the car was also used to store various useless garbage :/
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posted November 10, 2002 07:18 PM
Had to load it on the trailer backwards as the front two tires were flat. Actually had to use another truck to PUSH the car up onto the trailer....its quite heavy and doesnt like to move much with flat tires.
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posted November 10, 2002 07:20 PM
This is a shot going about 40mph...those leaves dont want to budge off the car
Purty aint she?
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posted November 10, 2002 10:24 PM
looks like the kind of car that you find dead bodies in!
did you check under the seats?!
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posted November 10, 2002 11:21 PM
Pressure Washers work great eh?
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posted November 10, 2002 11:23 PM
Eric is so good at tearing things apart...only took 2 hours to remove all the components off this door. (glass/hinges/levers/interior/etc)
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posted November 10, 2002 11:25 PM
Brian goin to town on the weatherstripping.
This is the interior AFTER we pressurewashed it and cleaned it out.
Nice eh?
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posted November 10, 2002 11:28 PM
And the final shot of the night....the trunk.
Yes I do believe this trunk has carried a dead body or two :/
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posted November 23, 2002 08:33 AM
This is tonight for those of you who wanted to go
Hopefully I survive.
Car is nearly done too...its quite.....different
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posted November 23, 2002 04:29 PM
Hav! fun.
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posted November 23, 2002 04:32 PM
Didnt happen...car wouldnt hold oil...cracked block...nothing we could do would seal it either
Here is the finished product however.
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posted November 24, 2002 01:45 PM
can you imagine the look on a valet parking attendants face when you pull up in that?
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posted November 24, 2002 02:04 PM
Bummer! Next year!!
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