Ninjaman12R
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posted September 17, 2002 12:30 PM
Shocking Evidence of Man & Machine "Relations" @ DG4 !!!
I started to keep this all on the "down low" but fuck, I can't bear the burden. It all happened one morning last week during the DG4 event. I was awakened one morning by moaning sounds, then a few words like "Yeah,....you like that shit don't you biatch"!!! I thought Bart had brought home one of his tricks from the Bus Station, but when that usually happens all you hear is Bart humming.  Well the more I heard, the more I realized that the sounds weren't coming from downstairs in the cabin, they were coming from the outside! Then I figured one of the guys had brought a "fun girl" to the cabin for a little fun and was so fucking drunk they were outside on the porch gettin' a little nature action. So I grabbed up my camera and headed downstairs.
I was not prepared for what I saw when I looked out the front door. Bart appeared to be laying the root to HIS BIKE!!!....... UP THE EXHAUST PIPE!!!! I shit you not. I was freaked out by the whole deal and was going to go out and get him to stop before someone saw it and called the cops.
When I yelled at him he just kinda shook for a few seconds like he was having a seizure or something, then he took off running towards the river. I walked out to his bike and this is what I saw.
I am still a little freaked out by the whole deal, but I felt that I needed to share this info with anyone who could possibly someday ride with Bart. Bart,.... you need professional help son.
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What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
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Ballisticzx12r
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posted September 17, 2002 12:43 PM
Rick,
You are dead.
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harryzx-12
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posted September 17, 2002 12:48 PM
Now we know
Why Bart bought the 2002 ZX-12!! I'm sure he's very happy. That also explains why he wanted his bike in his bedroom at night! I hear he's gonna mount one of those in the nose too!
How Ya like us now Bartina??
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways- Body thoroughly used up, totally worn out...Screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride !!!"
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Ninjaman12R
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posted September 17, 2002 01:05 PM
ah...
I've heard of having an engine "Bored and Stroked",.....but this is rediculous!!!!
Dispensing the love to ya Bart.
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ddpete3
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posted September 17, 2002 01:42 PM
I'm supposed to have drinks with Bart next Monday...
At least MY bike is safe in my garage back in Cali.
I won't have to worry about him "excusing" himself to use the bathroom, while my bike waits innocently(not for long) outside.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted September 17, 2002 02:44 PM
Eh???
quote:
Rick,
You are dead.
How the hell am I typing then???
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BFLY
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posted September 17, 2002 03:17 PM
oh yea
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Ninjaman12R
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posted September 17, 2002 04:51 PM
I knew you'd like it Bfly
quote:
oh yea
Bri, email me @ rellis@ecsis.net
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Ballisticzx12r
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posted September 17, 2002 05:08 PM
Rick,
Why so you want Bri to e-mail you are cheating on me already BEEAAATTCCCHHHH.
Bart
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frEEk
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posted September 17, 2002 06:23 PM
LMAO!!
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Otis
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posted September 18, 2002 03:09 AM
Tell me it ain't true Blozo, tell me you didn't do this most horrible of things, tell me you didn't violate the 12!?!?! Oh, man and I was in the same building? AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LMAO
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Ninjaman12R
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posted September 18, 2002 03:44 AM
Ahh.....
Otis,
He did, and yes you were.
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harryzx-12
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posted September 18, 2002 04:43 AM
Did You notice?
Barts exhaust was smoking on his 12 one morning when he was fillin her up (the gas tank this time)at the Texaco.Bart you should at least wipe your 12 off after you get done with her!
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Ninjaman12R
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posted September 18, 2002 05:05 AM
LMFAO!!!!!!!
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djZX12
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posted September 20, 2002 06:15 AM
I can't believe that of Bart... Well, maybe a little bit.
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