TedG
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posted August 02, 2002 03:03 PM
Joke for gear heads.
A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic.
So he found out from the local tech college what was involved, signed up for
evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
mark of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't
want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if
there had been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra
50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
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Ted
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beansbaxter
Needs a life
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posted August 02, 2002 07:39 PM
Why would a doctor want to become a mechanic?
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Wildman
Expert Class
I only look confused
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posted August 02, 2002 08:02 PM
Why would an octopus walk into a bar?
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If you build something Idiot Proof, The world will build a better Idiot.
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ZRXDean
Needs a job
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posted August 02, 2002 09:22 PM
How many fingers am I holding up?
Good one Ted.
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wannabe
Pro
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posted August 02, 2002 11:00 PM
Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?
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"There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; the rest are just games." - Ernest Hemingway
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wannabe
Pro
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posted August 02, 2002 11:01 PM
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan....
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"There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; the rest are just games." - Ernest Hemingway
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bagster
Zone Head
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posted August 03, 2002 05:31 AM
believe it or not...
my riding partner and old high school friend gave up being a breast cancer research scientist to be a bike mechanic just last year.
he is not regretting his decision.
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