frEEk
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ummm... yeah
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posted July 13, 2002 07:32 PM
"take that, political correctness!!"
*Adam Talks All About Eve*
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman meant to him and how blessed he felt to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?
God: So you would always want to look at her.
Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?
God: So you would always want to touch her.
Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?
God: So you would always want to be near her.
Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?
God: So she would love you.
*He Thinks He's the Boss*
Two newlyweds were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers," she said.
"That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. "I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes."
*The Job*
At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Indian. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?"
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to beat the shit out of him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.
"I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?"
"I don't quite know," the big Indian replied. "Something about a job."
   
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EastBayDave
Needs a job
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posted July 14, 2002 04:41 AM
name that Viagra
PHD IN DRUGS
In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:
Tylenol is acetaminophen,
Aleve is naproxen,
Amoxil is amoxicillin,
Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced that it has settled on Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mydixadud, Mycoxafailin, Erectomyacin, Mydixadrupin, and of course, Ibepokin.
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Enjoy the ride!
02' ZRX1200
00' ZX12R sold
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