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harryzx-12


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posted November 08, 2001 04:57 PM        
Outsider go to the - ZX-12R Aesthetics: bodywork section

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mrfast


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posted November 08, 2001 04:57 PM        
Is there anywhere that I can see a picture of this?
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harryzx-12


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posted November 08, 2001 05:31 PM        
mrfast - there is a pic if you click on the link i posted and go to the section listed above on my other post.
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posted November 08, 2001 09:12 PM        Edited By: BA on 8 Nov 2001 21:14
LOL! Ohhh Harry! heheheh Man, I'm rollin' over here!! I think I've got tears...... hehehheeh "Ninja Dildo"..heheheee

Oh,...Hey,....hey,....Ninja-butt....Man, ...that's gotta hurt.


BTW, your comment was pretty weak. It reminds me of arguing with my little sister back when she was like, 8....
Regardless whether he had the snorkel or not, and believe me, I wish I had 500 bucks to get one,...but MORE POWER equates to MORE MPH numbnuts. Extended arms and good 330's are the key to better ET's on non-nitrous, non-turbo bikes. {{{{{{{laughing,and shaking head....}}}}}}


Thanks for the laugh!!

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kcadby


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posted November 08, 2001 09:48 PM        
In case CARBONMAN sees this...
Sorry I lost contact...Lost my phone line for a while (weeks)TONS of mail to catch up on...saw your name in there too...

I liked talking to ninjaman when I met him but...
GOD! I HATE PUSHY SALESMAN!!!
Nuff said...

The Snorkel was NOT on the bike for the 9.18 run...
If things go "smooth" tomorrow teching in and getting the new tire on the bike I plan to put the snorkel on before the first run...we'll see...

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RocketRacer


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posted November 08, 2001 09:52 PM        Edited By: RocketRacer on 12 Nov 2001 12:30
I can't help but wonder if Hans is aware of how many potential buyers of the "Monster Snorkel" NinjaWarrior is sending away! This guy is KILLING the sales on the snorkel due to his constant bullshit marketing hype posts. [IMHFO!!]

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Megabyte


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posted November 09, 2001 01:46 PM        
Snorkel Dorkel....

Anybody know if there are any plans to redesign the cf snorkel more along the lines of the 02 ZX12? I'm having a hard time getting use to the quacker...
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entropy


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posted November 10, 2001 08:23 PM        
where is the brown truck???

I talked to Hansd and ordered a M snorkle almost 2 weeks ago?????? He was VERY informative and helpful, but WHERE IS MY MONSTER SNORKLE???

I wanted it in time for a top end duel I am having with a built Busa tomorrow am. Without the snorkle, the only secret weapon I will have is my innate skill. This means I am in deep shit.
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22348bCVC


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posted November 11, 2001 11:55 AM        Edited By: 22348bCVC on 11 Nov 2001 11:57
...I hear ya', entropy...same thing happened to me when I ordered my hugger...paid for it and waited almost three weeks (mabey more...it was awhile back) to get it...Hans, you may be a swell guy and your products may be top notch, but what's up with the production and delivery time?...please keep us informed so that we know what kind of delays to expect...ninjadildo's (thanks, harry) super-hype makes this even more frustrating and intolerable...what's going on?...I want to order more stuff, but I want to know that the stuff I pay for will be shipped out within 48 hours or at least keep us informed of delays...thanks...


entropy....asked for the shipping tracking number...good luck
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helenwheels


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posted November 12, 2001 09:03 PM        
The damn thing works, and say what you will, I would have never heard about the Monster Snorkle, let alone thought twice about it, without the one voice out there that didn't sound like it was out of junior high school --- good ole ninjawarrior. Carbon Bob once in a while crawls out of the woodwork to disclaim knowing who ninjawarrior is, let alone give him a bit of credit for posting info about Bob's product on the boards..... and Hans? He makes beautiful stuff, no doubt about it, and it actually works, but you can't say he ever does much talking about it to you or me......... would any of you who own a Monster Snorkle right now have gone to the trouble of getting one if this ninjawarrior guy hadnt been blowing his horn about how cool it is?? Yeah, me neither. Stop being such assholes. If you can't afford one, ask ole Carbon Bob to set you up with a sample to try out.... How can kcadby own one when he can't pay the phone bill? I smell sample.... a freebie he didn't even put on his bike! There's gratitude! And then he trashes the Pushy Salesman! So much for any respect I had for you, kcadby..... I take my 12 out on empty roads in Montana, and let the Monster growl.......AND LOVE IT.... I'm listening to her in my barn tonight, wishing it was April...


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RocketRacer


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posted November 12, 2001 09:18 PM        Edited By: RocketRacer on 12 Nov 2001 21:29
Helen,

I'll bet a quarter that YOU and Ninjawarrior (oops.... it's NinjaDildo now, right?) are the same person!!

Oh - and where exactly in Montana are you located? You never did answer Tearinitup on that one.

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zx9r


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posted November 12, 2001 09:27 PM        Edited By: zx9r on 12 Nov 2001 22:11
DICKHEAD

Ill bet more than that... you can be thankful and still say it like it is....

Helen- you seem to know alot about the whole situation for someone who only has 2 posts...:

I have seen Hans carbon pieces and thought they all looked great! I had already bought mine from Blaise in Lauderdale for more money. I was planning on doing the snorkle to go with my 1270 motor.

when I first saw Kevin's snorkle .... the first thing I asked "Is that the prototype snorkle?" Nope .... then I looked at Harry's snorkle and it looked the same.

I dont like the way the Monstor snorkle looks. In the internet pictures, it looks great but it looks rough and unfinished in person. the inside isnt finished off. it looks like bare carbon .....you see the inside of the snorkle more than you see the outside,,,, so why not finish it. It would look much nicer if it had been finished all the way..

wouldnt airflow be better if the inside was also finished?? was cost the issue??

I like the idea of more power but dont want a UGLY snorkle..

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22348bCVC


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posted November 12, 2001 11:59 PM        
...helen, you're a parking lot asshole...I'm a novice asshole...so there...asshole...
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harryzx-12


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posted November 13, 2001 12:48 AM        
RR ,You hit that nail right on the head

Quote by RocketRacer

Helen,

I'll bet a quarter that YOU and Ninjawarrior (oops.... it's NinjaDildo now, right?) are the same person!!

Oh - and where exactly in Montana are you located? You never did answer Tearinitup on that one.


NinjaDildo is just moving to montana soon going to be a dental floss tycoon.

RocketRacer - That's exactly what I was thinking that They were one and the same person and I thought that when Helenwheels first posted on LABusas.Helen wheels who knows you or has met you?How about a pic of your bike?


And another thing fuckface (NinjaPrick)I don't appreciate you telling person information about a fellow board member.You're a fucking lowlife piece of shit for doing that.I have ZERO Respect for someone like that.Yes ,I am the biggest fuckin asshole imaginable when you insult/disrespect a family/friend of mine and I don't say anything on here I wouldn't say right to your face.


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22348bCVC


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posted November 13, 2001 04:02 AM        Edited By: 22348bCVC on 13 Nov 2001 04:21
...helen...a few more times...you're SUCH an ASSHOLE
...asshole...asshole-helen...helen-asshole...montana-asshole...asshole-asshole...face it...you're an asshole, asshole...hey asshole!...YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!!....a fuckin' asshole...asshole...small-time punk-ass asshole...this is so fuckin' easy.....
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entropy


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posted November 13, 2001 04:20 AM        
Harry made my day!!!

...NinjaDildo is just moving to montana soon going to be a dental floss tycoon...


Harry, LMFAO!!!! thanks a million for bringing Zappa back into my swiss cheese brain this morning.

BTW: "brown shoes don't make it..", but if my situation is any indication, neither do black ones
bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (with assumed permission of ZT)
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helenwheels


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posted November 13, 2001 06:37 PM        
!!WOW!!! You guys are SCARY!!!

Gee, why don't I tell you where I live, give you directions to my house, and show you my picture.... there are a lot of 12s out here, I'm sure you would find me. I just got a computer that would write as well as read, and thought this would be kind of fun. Scary.

Do you people actually know each other?


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helenwheels


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posted November 13, 2001 06:39 PM        
Is FearsomeK ninjawarrior too?
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helenwheels


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posted November 13, 2001 06:40 PM        
Who are the Brain Police?
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RocketRacer


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posted November 13, 2001 06:53 PM        
Why don't you just meet up with Tearinitup out there in Montana and do some riding with him? He seems pretty tame - probably won't go postal on you or anything like that! Of course, that is going to be pretty tough to do since you aren't really in Montana, right??
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BA


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posted November 13, 2001 07:41 PM        
.....just wanted to add my 2 cents that I was also thinking Helen and NinjaDildo were the same after Helen's second post. Just too coincidental.


You guys make my day sometimes!! Literally a laugh a minute!


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kcadby


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posted November 13, 2001 10:10 PM        Edited By: kcadby on 14 Nov 2001 00:31
HELEN...("fuckhead")

The ONLY reason I didn't post more about the intake after my testing was because I didn't agree with how NinjaMouth...helen??? was going about posting about it...and talking down to the people that I have come to know/like/respect on the boards...
Talking to adults that...to me...are (for the most part) OBVIOUSLY INTELLIGENT! like they need/want??? someone/anyone to tell them what they NEED on they're bike??? and they're loosers if they don't get one?!?!?!

I also TOTALY disagreed with the fact that "he" deliberately with held info that I told him from the people on the boards AND posibly from HANS himself...

I stayed out of the shit slinging that was going on in those posts because I have NEVER liked to be around people with big mouths and especially can't stand being around assholes with OVERSIZED EGOs...


Ya...I'm so broke that I lost my phone line for a few weeks...I might loose a lot more than that before things get better...the power company called today looking for money too...
What's that got to do with ANYTHING I've done on the board here???
Did you think you would hurt my feelings???posting that on here??? GET REAL That just shows how little your dick is...and how much it bothers you?!?!?!

I don't now...and have NEVER owned a ZX12R BUT! if I never post here again...I could leave here KNOWING that I helped someone...somewhere...with...something to do with THEY'RE ZX12R...

What have you contributed? ATTITUDE???

Even if we don't include MY TIME...the owner of the bike that DID GET A SNORKLE FOR FREE??? Spent MORE by the time that it was all said and done than he would have spent just...buying one...so...you don't have a clue what your talking about..."helen"...

I didn't install (for free) the "production model" we got as soon as we got it because my priorities HAD to change after I spent WAY TOO MUCH TIME on this FOR FREE project...

I got...not ONE DIME or PART out of this deal...I just got the satisfaction of knowing I helped my friend with HIS bike and hopfully give some good info about a GOOD product to the people on the boards that HAVE helped ME with info on the ZX12s...

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posted November 13, 2001 11:00 PM        
BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!

Unless Ninjawarriorzx1200r has started cross-dressing on us, we oughta give helenwheels the benifit of the doubt. Her (his?) profile states her occupation is "Cow Girl". That'd be a pretty bold move out of the closet... even for Ninjawarriorzx1200r, wouldn't you think? I know if you talked that kinda smack to ZX12 Girl or msninja (where is she, BTW?), they'd bitch slap you boys into the next county.

As for our delightful new member, I see that you have already become well aware that little slack is cut in these quarters. Tough and suspicious would be a severe understatement in describing this lot. As for we knowing each other, I think you'd be surprised on how well many of us REALLY do know each other. Not just in what is shared on these boards and e-mails, but between the two Deal's Gap events and the Laguna Seca event, many of us have actually met in person. At worst, there is less then 3 degrees of seperation between over 60% of the board's members.

So to answer your question of us really knowing each other, the answer is a simple yet firm, YES... we do. That, by no stretch of the imagination, means that we are closed minded to new members. Quite the opposite, actually. Still, becoming an active member does have an unwritten right of passage. It verys from member to member, but it still exists. It's really quite simple, if your existence is in doubt and you are accused of being a current member under another name, just post a pic. Any pic will do.

Judging from you claimed gender, I doubt if any of these testosterone filled yahoos will dare claim that that pic belongs to their alter ego. No matter how altered their ego may be. A tall request? Most likely. Still, it will easily put to rest any question of your identity. For example, here is a pic of me either deep in thought or wishing I had had found the bathroom earlier...



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posted November 13, 2001 11:17 PM        Edited By: fish_antlers on 13 Nov 2001 23:25
thanks 'elk....


I would like to add something....

ninjawarrior......... as much as I appreciate you "suggesting" and "discussing" a product here.... you have begun to cross the line by "selling" it....


... this forum is supported by company's that sell products riders here purchase. Please refrain from "selling" products on this site....

We would all appreciate it much more (esp us at admin who are trying to cover the bills) if you simply had your people purchase a banner ad to support this forum, advertising this product, allowing people to view it on their own, and also in turn helping pay for some of the bandwidth that this post has taken up....

you can get a hold of us at webmaster@bikeland.org and we would be more than happy to provide you with an ad rate sheet.

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helenwheels


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posted November 14, 2001 09:12 PM        
At Last...

I am a woman, I am in Montana. I am not now nor never have been ninjawarrior. I don't know him, or kcadby, and don't care to meet either of them. But I have to admit they are interesting, and as you can see, I like to see the fur fly, too.

I have no means of sending pictures over the internet... I am just mastering the words part. I spend all my money on my 2000 zx12r. And anyway, I am more mysterious this way.

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