fish_antlers
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posted October 29, 2001 11:09 PM
Poll Question:
DINO QUIT SMOKING!
Dino... you have to quit smoking!
Poll Results:
 1 votes (10%)
now!
1 votes (10%)
now!
5 votes (50%)
how bout now!
3 votes (30%)
okay, now!
   
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Dino
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posted October 29, 2001 11:39 PM
bastard.....help me out here redelk.Give him one of those long winded responses for me....will ya'??
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entropy
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posted October 30, 2001 01:56 AM
old lady anti-smoking nags are worse than Jehova's Witnesses at the door on Sat morning 
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TurboBlew
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posted October 30, 2001 05:00 AM
Haha, not really related, but here is a funny Biketoberfest story.
A few of us were going to dinner at Hooters (for the food of course!) and the place was mobbed!!! Anyway after waiting 3 mins I get impatient and get a waitress to seat us. She says fine. Anyway as she grabs some menus and begins to lead the way, she says "We only have room in the *smoking* section". We reluctantly say "Fine" and right as we were being seated on the deck, a motorcycle starts to do a HUGE Prostock style burn-out engulfing the place in smoke!
I turned around after the spectacle was over and said to my party, "Damn, *Smoking* section takes on a whole new meaning in Daytona!!!" lol..
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silver01bullit
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posted October 30, 2001 06:36 AM
those things will kill your ass
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redelk
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posted October 30, 2001 06:52 AM
 Edited By: redelk on 30 Oct 2001 06:56
WHAT IS YOU MAJOR MALFUNTION, FISH?
DON'T YOUR DARE GET ME STARTED ABOUT SMOKING (cigarettes)! Thanks to my recovery from years of smoking crack, I'm cruisin' at about 2 packs a day. Hell, I carry 3 packs and 4 lighters everytime I go on a ride. You wanna fuck with me on this one? Just take one, JUST ONE, of my cigarettes away! You'll have one of the most pissed off, meanest mother fuckers on your case faster than you can say. "I love Zturbo"! Go ahead, PUNK! MAKE MY DAY!
BTW - I smoked TWO cigarettes while writing this post! If your so worried about folks' health, this should be a KE100 forum! Where's my Zippo? I think your bike has a fuel leak. Let's take a look... How does the song go? CLICK... CLICK... BOOM!
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fish_antlers
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posted October 30, 2001 09:30 AM
Edited By: fish_antlers on 30 Oct 2001 09:31
'elk... yer another story... unfortunately for dino, this summer I was charged by his lovely wife to get him to quit smoking... I am simply fulfilling my duties to her.. you can smoke all you want.... it's just dino who has to quit 
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redelk
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posted October 30, 2001 11:14 AM
Dino... your on your own!
It ain't my fault that your married. You might as well just throw the towel in. You don't stand a chance. For you to get a better idea of what I'm talking about, the next time you go to the bathroom, take a lit cigarette with you. While you standing there, your penis in one hand, the cigarette in the other, say to yourself... dick? smoke? dick? smoke?
You'll have to chose which one you'll want to be holding the next time you go to the bathroom. You can't have both. Of course, having to sit down EVERYTIME you piss probably isn't that bad. You just won't be able to write "DINO" in the snow that easily anymore.
The nice part is that my wife could really care less about my smoking. As long as I'm gentle when I put "her" on the stands, keep "her" oil and tires fresh and a full tank of gas, "she's" always happy. Like I said... your on your own. Just remember.... dick or smoke? dick or smoke?
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22348bCVC
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posted October 30, 2001 02:06 PM
...sure, but never ever smoke dick...ok?
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Dino
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posted October 30, 2001 10:15 PM
Thanks for backin' me on this one Red,...but...I am on my own...hopelessly addicted ,but I'm gonna' shake it.(i hope)
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