Texas12R
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posted December 18, 2006 09:18 PM
Beansbaxters is open for buisness
I saw this while surfing and I couldn't resist ....for the centrifugally challenged person in your life 
Hey, are you tired of all those embarrassing looks? Are you sick of hearing those under-the-breath comments? Do you want to impress the boys? Do you like it when hot girls in tight jeans beg for rides?
Well if you answered yes to any of those questions, then you have come to the right place, as we are offering for a limited time a Free Chicken Strip Removal Service. That's right folks, absolutely free! The only thing you pay for is a nominal fuel surcharge.
We will remove the 1.5" to 2" wide chicken strips that you and all of your friends know are on your motorcycle (More than 2 inches will cost you $50 a side).
All services are guaranteed, and we have a quick one-week turnaround time! This is an unbeatable service for an unbeatable price!
Impress your loved ones, and be the man you have always wanted to be!
Additional services: Knee-pad scuffing (Also free!)
Please note that taxes and government fines are not included (10% surcharge added to all fines). We assume no responsibility for incidental or collateral damage to motorcycles, pedestrians, or wayward pets.
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worm~hole
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posted December 19, 2006 06:18 AM
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Texas12R
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posted December 19, 2006 12:59 PM
well I thought it was funny......it was a hack and paste from a beansbaxter post on another
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fish_antlers
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The Truth is Out There
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posted December 20, 2006 08:56 AM
ahhh.... (sorry... made no sense!)
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