Ninjaman12R
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posted April 27, 2006 03:45 AM
 Edited By: Ninjaman12R on 2 May 2006 09:10
Aaahhhhhhhh yeah motherf*****rs....it's almost Gap time.....(NSFW)
It's getting close boyz, the days are clicking away pretty fast. Usually a month prior to trip time the days seem to drag on and on, but not this year. Things have been so hectic that it really has came up pretty fast, which is good I guess.
I'm ready and the bike is ready. I'm looking very forward to seeing all the worthless bastards that usually show up, and the fellas from .org too. I 'spect there will be some major beer drinking and benchracin' going on. Smack talk will be ever present as well, and as an added bonus I've talked Harry into doing his "Sword swallowing" act if there are any lulls in the festivities. He has mad skillz when it comes to swallowing stuff. 
Last May was such a good time it'll be hard to top it IMHO. But there is no doubt in my mind that this trip will be a blast as well. I hope we are all blessed with no get-offs, tickets, or no need to call a bail bondsman. I also hope that Harry brings his Hans device to wear while we are racing the karts in PF, because you just never know what might happen. 
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted April 27, 2006 06:27 AM
I'm glad to know you're now wearing your "Hans Device" when you are manning your glory holes at the bus station so you don't have to suffer any more "Dicklash" episodes 
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posted April 27, 2006 06:50 AM
Follow me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 27, 2006 06:53 AM
You're about a sorry bastard..........
Just remember motherfucker, you better get a go-kart with Daytona gearing so you can stay away from me!!!
But really I don't guess it matters, all I gotta do is get behind you and wait till they flag us into the pits,then fake a seizure, floor the kart, and brace for the impact.
Instant replay of a couple years ago............ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... LOL
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posted April 27, 2006 08:04 AM
ninjaman... sorry... editted yer topic title as it's appearing on the frontpage of the website right now... when it drops off the frontpage feel free to edit it back...
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Otis
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posted April 27, 2006 09:12 AM
New tires put on this week and I'm ready to go. Looking forward to hanging out with a bunch of damn hooligans for a week.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 27, 2006 09:54 AM
quote:
ninjaman... sorry... editted yer topic title as it's appearing on the frontpage of the website right now... when it drops off the frontpage feel free to edit it back...
Have you ever heard Bernie Mac talk about the word motherfucker??? LOL
Otis, what hooligans are you gonna hang out with? You sonofabitches think I'm kiddin' when I say No Drinking, Cussing, Smoking Dope, Speeding, etc.??? Think again Junior, at the slightest hint of some chronic being blazed I'm out...............................................
to the village market to get some ice-cream, candy bars, donuts, Doritos, trail mix, and other essential items.
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Otis
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posted April 27, 2006 09:56 AM
Yeah what were those candy bars we bought that night we were in the spirit world? Oh yeah, Pina Calada Almond Joys. LMAO damn what did we eat like 5 of them each.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 27, 2006 11:35 AM
Man it was insane!!! All I know is we were chowing those damned things down like starved dogs. People were kinda freaked to see us with all that damned shit spread out over the trunk of that Volvo, Reeses, Almond Joys, Raspberry Zingers, Chocolate Donuts........
That was great though, we were stoked up like kids on Halloween. Remember that long line we stood in last year??? I ate all my junk while standing line, chick had to scan a bunch of empty wrappers with crumbs and shit falling out on the scanner.
Ahhhhh, the ignorance of it all............
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Scooter
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posted April 27, 2006 01:57 PM
Who are these people?...Nevermind, I dont wanna know.
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DaveInDaytona
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posted April 27, 2006 09:28 PM
In case you forgot, you guys suck.
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frEEk
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posted April 27, 2006 10:18 PM
in all senses of the word dave.
i was goind to write "you have no idea" but i'm sure u've played the feast for the knob-gobblin boys before so i'm sure you do.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 28, 2006 04:15 AM
Scooter, 3 words biatch........."guilt by association."
Dave,
Where's the love brother??? 
freek,
Shut the fuck up you mongoloid lookin' bastard. I know probably out of all your gay fantasies, being continuously sodomized by a bunch of bikers is in slot #1. We can't help you with that, you'll have to go to the Harley riders for that kinda shit. (either that or catch Harry after he's had a beer or 12 )
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Otis
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posted April 28, 2006 04:30 AM
9 DAYS BITCHES!!!!!
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Otis
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posted April 28, 2006 04:34 AM
Look the shot from there right now!! Beautiful
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 28, 2006 05:18 AM
It's gonna be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted April 28, 2006 04:07 PM
I got some gap this afternoon.
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vozizm
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posted April 28, 2006 06:02 PM
hitting blueford does not count Liz
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slug
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posted April 29, 2006 03:20 AM
2 days.
our group always goes and breaks it in for you guys.
I'll have to post some photos up later on
 
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posted April 29, 2006 08:05 AM
Now don't be cruel and post pics of "road closed for construction " signs .....
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slug
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posted April 30, 2006 09:03 AM
only if it's the truth.
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kitesurfer
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posted May 01, 2006 02:33 AM
are you guys bring TURBOBLEW with you? i offered up an invite to him last year to join up with the .org guys but he disrespectfully declined. WE .ORG GUYS ARE NOT UP TO HIS PAR
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Otis
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posted May 01, 2006 03:38 AM
6 Days fellas! Taking my wheels in today to get the new tires put on. Damn I am ready to go.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted May 01, 2006 04:31 AM
Shit boyz I am STOKED that we are inside a week until "Go-Time." Started doing some packing this weekend. Got most of my tools that I want to bring ready. Finally cleaned my leathers, gloves and boots too. Got the ol' checklist out and am starting to cross stuff off. As of right now my plans are to leave home at 6am on Sunday. If the ride over there goes as planned that should put me in Townsend at roughly 1:30 local time. I talked to Harry last night and it appears that he and I will arrive at about the same time. If we do we'll probably make a leisurely run up the Foothills, through the Gap and down to the store. That'll be a good tire scuffin' run for sure. Then it'll be back to the cabin because I can guarantee you it'll be beer thirty by then!!!!!!!!
FUCKIN' AYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Otis
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posted May 01, 2006 04:53 AM
It takes you 7.5 hours to get there???
I plan on leaving at 5 am which puts me there about 2pm so you fuckers better not take that shakedown run without me!
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